Thursday, August 10, 2006

I have given a name to my pain


I went swimming today. but I also went swimming yesterday so its not like anything new.
I am in the mood for some crackers and cheese.
I notice that I hate alllllll my clothes and LIKE YEAH FOR SURE TOATALLLYY!
and I only have ONE BRA that I prize and I am allergic to all the others I own.
I put on this navy retard blue bra early this morning and it made me bananas!!
I threw it in the fucking TRASH! and poured HOT GREASE on top of it!
that'll learn it.

I dont even know what in blue blazes I am talking about.

I love to pluck and wring things.
THAT MEANS I should get myself a chicken ranch.
and be a chicken lady.
and I will have all the eggs I so desire.

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