Sunday, November 24, 2013

the one you won't forget

Currently watching the AMAs. Nervously. Never know nowadays what will pop up on these award shows to make me feel uncomfortable to be a human being living in America! Do you get me? Or the show will just make me feel OLD n out of touch! Like a granny.
Cool walmart coat! Huh!? Children's section! A diamond in the rough. Priced at $28. I didn't purchase this cause I have other priorities! Like diapers, Poptarts and vodka. Ha! But luckily a really cool friend of mine says they have a houndstooth coat adult size small that I can have!!! Score! Can't wait to show you! 
FYI Cherry juice is so good for you! I've been drinking some before bed, sometimes w a splash of vodka! For sleep purposes! Yea. 
Hey look! It's my batty HALF sister and I in a grocery store a few weeks ago after our gym experience. During this photo I was having a blast of killer menstrual cramps along w a calf cramp! Double whammy! You can tell I'm in pain by the way I'm bent over the cart like a haggardly old maid.  Cause usually I have superior posture! I swearsies. Plus I'm actually pushing more than a cart. I was pushing a RV!
U wouldn't understand.  
This weekend was a rollercoaster ride. 
Today was better than yesterday.
Today I made chicken enchiladas. 
Can't wait for tomorrow! 
I should bake cookies. 
JT is performing now.
He deserves my 100. 

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Didn't I Tell You?

I very deeply cut my right thumb the other night, and it took forever to stop the bleeding. I was like oh noooo!! Help!! But I was the only adult in the house therefore I had to help myself. The nerve. It's still a pain. It's deep! A deep deep wound. I do a lot of shit w my right thumb. Even now I'm using it! It's healing. Everything heals: most things. 
Oy vey! 
I'm trying my best. 
Watching Seinfeld makes me realize that 
I miss the 90's.
Shit was diff then. 
2013??? It's like yea we r doomed. 
All we can do now is pray. 
And trust me I do. 
The "a" in "always" has like a halo like theAnaheim Angels baseball team. The toddler in my life added that and he is a hardcore Dodgers fan still having a hard time accepting that they lost. So your guess is as good as mine. He is my angel though. 
Art. Color. 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Rewarding Work For Your Face

Hey you, Iong time no see.
Like you care!!!
I'm watching SOA, drinking wine, and blogging!! Rude! 
I watch all the cool shows! 
Today was so neat cause I went to the gym TWICE! Working it. 
The kickboxing sucks though! Not hardcore enough for me. It's for ladies.  I'm no lady. 
Thinking about applying for a holiday job. Grocery store style! Or restaurant! Or dept store! I have experience in all fields, cause I've worked everywhere! No lie.  
It's pouring rain right now! I love it. 
I love you. 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Refer all your questions to my ass

Airplanes are falling out if the sky!? 
That's intense. And the typhoon is a serious tragedy! I feel so scared for those people n all natural disasters. 
I can't imagine.  God protect us. 
I feel heavy. I made a turkey dinner w all the fixings! Delicious. N I could probably stuff another full plate durn my throat no Prob because that's my life. Never ending hunger. It's my nature. Our nature as humans! I need the extra meat to survive!
I need a sage stick. 

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Too Legit to Quit

This was something I ate today that I'm not proud of. It's a fried chicken waffle sandwich w sharp cheddar cheese n maple syrup. I got it fresh from the grilled cheese truck. Surprisingly it was just an okay experience for my taste buds. I was expecting more of an overwhelming burst of spectacular flavor. Can't really complain because I'm just really happy I was able to try it. It's a special Wednesday thing and the truck just so happened to be in my neck of the woods! I alsoooo tried the smores thing n that was pretty tasty.  Too much bread consumption today! The horror! 
Shammmme shammmmme on me!!! Am I right or am I right? I'm right. 
Did the right thing n went to an evening gym class and felt weighed down n sorta crampy due to the heaviness of the FOOD! Whatever though power through. Fuck the side ache pain. Dumb bitch. 
Eye agree. 
Eye know.
Eye see.
Eye love.
Eye hate.
Eye forgive.
Eye do. 
Eye care. 
My heart and soul. 
Anyways to be perfectly honest w you I dont like posting pics of my awesome children but it's soooo hard not to when they look as cute as they do. I mean look!!  Look at that adorableness! Soak it in. Or don't. 
Pass by and move on.
hey! Let's talk about thighs. My thighs. 
I think I need to stop eating so much bread! N candy! For the sake of my thighs. 
Thank goodness Halloween has passed. But now it's gonna be eggnog, pie and mashed potato season. 
I'm so American. 

Sunday, November 03, 2013

one day in my shoes

I wore my new sweatpants to the mall today and let me tell you that it felt great!! 
Things are about to get real real quick! 
Off the hook. 
I missed the eclipse!
It's ok! I felt it.
Know it happened or IS happening. 
That I know. 
I keep a watchful eye on it all. 
You, them, they, us, we. 
Nothing is really that interesting.
Unless you are a child. 
That's the glory story. 
That's the real McCoy! 
UGh today one crazy Italian sweet talked me! made me feel like a total dipshit! 
Kinda funny, kinda not! 
It's over now. So it's like it never even happened. 
Nothing is happening. It's all a fake. 
See ya around! 

Saturday, November 02, 2013

Faster! More Powerful!

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday dear meeeeee happy birthday to me!!! And many morrrrre!!
I'm 34 and I'm feeling awesome. Thanks. 
Maybe one of the best birthdays of my life! 
Maybe I'll even take a nap.