when you're ready just say that you're ready

helloo
Here i am again for some reason. you're here Im here. I want to use alot of quotation marks in this post. "for fun"
SO if you must know I can't seem to get along w the general public. In parking lots, at sporting events, online social forums, basically anywhere people are I have a problem with something someone is doing.
ANd I am RIGHT. like arrows for e.g. are pointing a direction for a reason. NO? yes?
and the people don't care. I am wrong for going the direction which the arrows are pointing? Is it opposites day? NO its "normal everyday life day" and arrows exist for a reason. They are not there to look nice. Arrows do serve a REAL purpose.
But I am the "rebel" I am the "cray bit" trying to stir the shit. NO actually if everyone would stop acting like such a. D-BAGs and b. jerk-offs, I would actually come across as pleasant person.
watched the boxing robot movie starring HUGH JACKMAN last night. Had a nice "underdog" "message". The movie was set in the yr 2027.
Im like HA yeah rights.

OCCUPY MY FACE

OK January is getting old.
Make some room for the rest of the months why doncha? Can't always be all about January. The other months are just as important if not MORE so.
Def mo. every month after Jan. is in fact BETTER.
I am broke broke broke and thats gonna be my cruel reality until I am not broke anymore.
Dude I have so many piles of dog feces in my backyard its absurd! Therefore today my big plan is to scoop it all up.
SUnday FUnday at its very berry best.
BEAT THAT! I'll take photos.
LAst night I dreamt of some wild dogface/bore in my house. He was a light sleeper so I was tippy toeing around as to not disturb the beasts sleepytime.
The thing reminded me of the scene in the 1987 movie Dragnet when Friday and Streebek disguise themselves and sneak into the secret P.A.G.A.N. ceremony!
that movie should be rereleased in 3D!
my mom has not seen me in almost 4 weeks.
wow.
I say, "FUCK IT MANG! Lets shoot for 4 mos." !
Coffee time for me now.

ireplay

It is freaking COLD outside right now. I have a lot of pork chops that I wanna turn into a magical dish. And while I am on the topic of magic it needs to be noted RIGHT NOW before I go any further... ready to be BLOWN AWAY? are you ready to freak OUT!?
I now own an iphone!, and whatheck I should be using it right now to BLOG! what am I thinking??!! laptops are so like dinosaurousrex!
but yeah the iphone is a special magical thing and that is my review.
Never even thought it was possible for I.
Then again its ALL possible! with the iphone.
iMagic.
Much the same way I felt about having a drivers license.
I got my DL on 10/31/07, two days before my 18th bday. AND HEY! That was a fun Halloween Party! I could go on and on w details but why?
MAN I am so caught up in the same songs over and over lately! I can't stop! If only I could JUMP INSIDE the song.
not even because I can relate or feel the same way but just cos I love it so wholeheartedly.
for me to know and you to find out one day never.
and pandora! UGH! THANK YOU GOD. iGod?
if i have the time.
RIGHT!? Am I right or am iright?

Kick the NewYear off with a Candy Apple

here is something I wrote days and days ago...............................

MAYbE this is the last blog post of the yr.
maybe i should make some resolutions here for 2012.
#1. Get a facial at a nice spa at least every other month if not once a month. (SERIOUSLY)
#2. Exercise 3-5 days a week OR MORE
#3. Drink more smoke less (negotiable)
#4. Read books
#5. Drink water the way I used to when I was in shape :(
#6. Get a life insurance plan (the one I've had for the past 10 yrs suddenly expired. such a waste of money. EXCUSE me for not DYING QUICK ENOUGH!)
#7. Get in shape
#8. Figure shit out
REsolutions are boring and pointless. But my list seems reasonable. Nothing to unrealistic. like for example I didn't list #9. Stop being an idiot asshole
Cause that is impossible.
2012 is going to be unlike anything we have ever experienced or could ever IMAGINE! and its going to fly by.

hahaha ridiculous.
..............
NOW at this current moment in time less than a hour left in 2011 i just want the same thing I always want and what we all want for oursleves and for one other;
to be cool, zenlike and calm.
am i right or am i right?
To let go. let go of regret and disappointment.
To love and to not think of the past, EVER. Its gone. But thats not possible. The past has created the now and the now creates the then.
It is possible to play some basketball and not care.

I want to get a lot more tattoos in twenty12. might as well.

Happy 2012.
Here is to being prepared to love and hate it all at once.

forever and ever

SO much work to be done everywhere.
My car is all shiny and freshly painted. SO now I don't want to drive ANYWHERE ever.
maybe there is some good when your car is junky looking.
A feeling of calm when its already all scratched and messy.
A "WHO CARES" ATTITUDE!
and that my friends IS the attitude we should all be striving for.
I want to want nothing. Ironic!!!
its only 9 am.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. I might go to my Mothers boat and I might not.
TIs the season of dilemmas.

SORRY WORLD

now i eat my oatmeal plain. no sweetener atall. Started this new thing today. FUCK TASTE. I really dont need it.
I'll still add creamer to my coffee and cont adding FLAX to the oats. Gives it a nutty flavor.
LAtely I feel like such garbage, yikes! is this the last full yr we will have as a semi functional SOCIETY?!
I think I am member of some society.
BUT YEAH as i was sayin',
last full yr ever is now cause in 2012 new shit is going DOWN!
so and I guess it will be yr 1 all over again?
BWHAHAHA CHAcHAHHCHA!!
anyways I am sorta kinda serious but I don't really have any REAL concrete ideas.
btw this oatmeal IS GROSS and its ok cause at least I have oatmeal. Some people have nothing. And I dont want to be an ungrateful bitch.
too many self photos on this blog for my taste but sometimes thats gonna happen cos the other photos I have taken are all too extraordinary for the internet...so there you have my thought on that.
STeam cleaning everything is a new hobby of mine!
Very rewarding to sanitize EVERYTHING ALL OVER.
Should be doing more if that right now because things are always getting filthy.
Disgusting slobs we are.
bye byes.
Time to break it down like I'm in control.

Eat Some Mini Tuna Sandwiches @ Midnight

Tried steam cleaning the fuck outta my cocina but turns out no matter how hard I steam it I still hate it, bUT it looks a bit better. SOYAY!
Thats called me looking on the BRIGHT SIDE.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT SOmeONE found my blog using the search words "nasty big butt". Really?
Thats AWESOME.
I know I had somethng to say on here but of course by the time I log in I forget.
Thats called me being an idiot.
Got the big Turkey. Hopefully its big enough to satisfy my HUGE APPETITE for leftover TURKEY SANDWICHES!
I need to purchase some brown sugar and fun stuff like that today, cause its time to get cooking and crap like that. I cleaned the kitchen so might as well fuck it all up & get buzzed.
Buzzin all day baking stuff.
Its holiday time.
Where is the magic?

SUNDAY FUNDAY MOFOS

WHere should I begin and where will it end? Gotta say I'm feeling slightly rushed to look at and enjoy Christmas trees today, yesterday and all the days of our lives and everyday after that. I thought the festival of fucking trees was always AFTER Thanksgiving NOT 3 WEEKS BEFORE HALLOWEEN!!!!!! its too too quick.
EIther I go today or Tuesday maybe or not at all. SATURDAY I CAN"T cause its my sons soccer team party woo hoo. and SUnday they are gonna be taking things down and everythng will be picked over and torn up. UGH. SO its this Sunday and Tuesday MAYBE. Its not even Thanksgiving how can I care about trees???How about FESTIVAL OF PIES first!? Then move onto trees.
So there is that PLUS I need bread, plus the laundry is starting to get a mind of its own and I recently put it in its place so lets not get off track with that relationship.
I have to fit all this in and comb my hair! oh LIFE! YOU BASTARD!
HAd some oatmeal and coffee this morning, WOW SHOCKER I KNOW.
My legs are destroyed because I destroyed them yesterday at the gym!
I was sore before I was sore.
The gym is allll revamped and fancy smancy right now. NEW NEW NEW and its all for ME ME ME!
Ok.
This is really enlightening and fun but I need to go.

Bust a move

ew.in my opinion I loook FAT in that reflection picture
but yeah that was like a whole entire month ago so i BET I look SO SO SO totally different now. today. matters not really.
THIS Saturday I would like to drink coffee all day and get mad crazy on every piece of clothing I own and organize it. SO i need to find my inner organizational skillz.
whatever. I need to clean.
Clearly thats not happening while sitting here BLOGGING.
I need some discipline.
Lately its been chilly. This morning I was freezing.
In a few hrs I have bday/pizza party to go to.
It is FUNNY because I was invited to one party then UNinvited THEN invited to ANOTHER.
Big shout out to the universe for that save!
BTW If I hear that old friend song by Adele one more time I may shoot myself. and thats me LIKING her and her songs. Its just played OUT. over and over again and again.
what else can I blab about? the gym?
Let me break it down for you fellas
MONDAYS AT 8 AM
WEDNESDAYS from like 9am ish -11am
THEN Fridays @ 9am,
there you have it.
OH yeah now Im 32.
30 and 31 sounded good to me, but 32 sounds boring.
but I am just a sillygoosehead.

What's a-motto with you?

Trying to lose 30 lbs. Well actually 25 LBS and I am pretty confident that it will happen quickly because of my X-TRA XTREME dedication and seriousness over the matter. Only drinking water and tea. I MAY PERHAPS have wine BUT not yesterday or today.AND MAYBE a diet coke with Tacos.
Today I went to the gym for the 1st time in roughly 3 mos. It was great and I was surprised to think that I actually looked OK. Funny how I may think I look the same sometimes and then my jeans are like "nope".
Thats something I like to obsess over. Of course the people out there say that I look good for only 6 weeks postpartum. They are sweetie pies. hugs and kisses.
UGH Im so sick of myself. Ever been SO sick of yourself that every thought in your mind and even every NON thought that doesn't cross your brain is annoying to YOU.
even this blog post I was in such conflict over. going:Should I post? not post? I'll post. Really should I? do I want to? WHY? SHould I sweep the floors instead? Re paint my nails maybe? NO not now. WHO CARES!I'll quickly sit down and be lame and I'll post.
I need and would like to do more webbing and spookafying on the porch.
Truth BE TOLD I haven't done that much of the spookafying around here.
Other people have and it looks spoooky.
Awhile back I was having reoccurring nightmares involving Halloween arriving and not being prepared or ready AT ALL!!!
SO I don t want that nightmare to come to life.
But no Halloween Partay. Next yr maybe. who knows?
Next yr I'll be turning 33! This yr I am gonna be 32. sounds old but I am still so very young and stupid.
hakuna matata.