Always Forever Gone

Oh damn! Now don't be jealous all over the place for those 4 cupcakez. I sorta shared one in a small way. Cutest shop we stumbled upon! being all dope w the I love Lucy and Elvis theme! Even on the television! I was like GOD? Have I arrived? Wherever u are I thank u! 

But I guess the air condish was being repaired cause it was hot as hell up in there! It's like nobody is prepared for the summer heat! We need to prepare!!! Is it June already!? Shit man! 

Sorry I'm just thinking out loud and i want to know what the fuck you were thinking!? Seriously!?

May is just a waste of time now that Mother's Day is over. 

This Mother's Day was pretty nice for me. Hopefully it was even better for you and your mom!  

I made my mom take me out for some pizza! 

Oh I captured a photo of a straight up ghostface. I'll share later after my ghost hunter friends have it analyzed at the ghost LAB. 

I should close my eyes. 

you took it from me

oh wow its raining and here I made plans of walking and yard sale shopping. I need a bookshelf. I own a few books. Books I should re read OR get rid of. BUT yea books are cool and maybe some of them are worth a re read. weird photo looks weird. barely resembles me. haha thats weird HUH?! basically I am not that white or weird looking. ANY WHOGOLLLY GEE there are sooooomany amazing products out there right for face and hair and general body! good stuff to BUY with cash money. I try to get into the coupons but struggle w THAT cause I dont have the time! thats bullshit. I have laundry to do! FOLD! UGH. kidding. I m actually happy about laundry. I cant wait to fold and fold some more instead of walking in the rain. haha my 10 yr old thinks I am writing an email. Thats funny to me. HE reallllly wants the laptop. WHICH btw is all filled with the contents I wish it to be filled with. YAY for that and YAY for my iphone being all synced up. booooYAH. for the genius bar. Seriously believe me when I say I LOVE YOU. thats his hat and people really comment on it everywhere we go. THey say " yOU love Haters!?" all baffled and confused. like it would be less confusing for society if it read I hate Lovers. I dont know. People are weird and the hat it makes sense ok. Gotta love the haters to rise above their nastiness. MOST people dont get it. BUt my boy Loves the Haters and I suspect he has a few just like his momma. and that momma is ME. HAve a good Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and everyday of your life. love ya.

Lift up your head princess

I was going to be fancy w an actual real laptop n get all creative cat on this post surprise surprise I don't have time for that so I or shall I say WE have to deal w a post that is prepped by or w my iPhone thingy. My piece of trash iPhone! W 1,000 pictures on it. How many photos do you have?? Ugh it does not matter because the simple truth is that it's allll my fault becos I refuse to do what needs to be done which IS load the mo fotos onto the laptop!! duhhhhhhh but yea not that easy peasy because I need to transfer some other fuck tardshit data from another device on to the laptop before I can even think about it! It's complicated, annoying and time consuming and when you're a procrastinator like me who gets nervous around the apple geniuses then who cares! I'm bored thinking about it! N by bored i mean terrified. The point is my iPhone isn't even capable of doing anything because of the pics n that's just dumb! N where is my iCloud!? I am all lost. Great, technology has left me. I'll ketchup.
Currently I m watching some Jodi arias trial show on HLN. No joke she is one mad bitch.
onion dip w ruffles is a classic Saturday night / slumber party snack, with root beer. I had that tonight, with other horrible snack foods! Party time.
Been doing lots of yoga and taking many transformative breaths.
Meditating and bringing positive energy everywhere I go.
I can't say anymore than this.

Heartburn for days

My chest has been Killing me.
Actually right now I'm feeling okay.
Tiramisu.

That is a poem.

I'm watching a cool show about the 80's. I miss those days. Chillin by the park n eating cookies n shit.
Guess not much has changed. But everything!

DO YOU MIND?

I spent far too long working on something that did not matter. JUST NOW. and still. i bought a NEW smudge stick! cause I burnt up my old one! cool feeling to use up shit like that. like deodorant! I love using up that stuff so I can buy NEW! its the simple shit that keeps me happy, and alive. I smudged my place while drinking a glass of merlot. SO amazing and awesome of me. can you even believe its APRIL pretty much!? I can't. BUT im ready for SPRING BREAK and lots of awesomeness. I thought I was gonna visit the SANTA BARBARA ZOO in FEB but that month just like came and went w/out giving me a chance and now MARCH is like DONE. straight UP rude. Like today it was 9 am coffee time then now it 11 pm wine time. I can't keep up with the pace or what to drink. pick up the pace. makes me want some chips and salsa. OH DUDE mexican food is soooo good and lately its all I want. Im tired. tomorrow is MORE STUFF TO DO.

101 Oreos

A new hairbrush is something I could use in an Easter basket, so maybe mr Easter bunny could handle that.
I'm grumpy because I just went buck wild on some birthday cake Oreos. Makes me so sad and happy at the same timesy. Tomorrow in yoga ill be all yea you can't handle this! props to me! High five!
You can't even tell if I'm joking or what I am sayings.
I'm so pissed that Easter is in March. Who planned that? Horrible horrible idea. April works better for me.
Today was awesome. I need to always remember that. Tomorrow will be cool too. Hold on to that.

Something to do in this world of worlds

I lost my yoga mat so i was forced to buy a new one. Took me weeks ! Months! To accept the loss of my beloved mat w cute purple strap holder thingy that I've had for like 10 yrs! Well now that's its gone and done, now i have to deal w the reality that I hate my new mat, and only want to set it on fire! Seriously tired of making bad judgement calls when buying shit! Do you hear me!? I'm sick of wasting my damn money in shit I buy because I LOSE something or because I end up hating the thing. In this case both apply, do you understand how this was affecting my Pilates practice today? I don't think you can.
What the fuck else did I buy? Oh a pillow! Made a big deal about buying a serious back/stomach sleeper pillow . Which I love BUT yep BUT sometimes i think I hear a crinkle crinkle like a candy wrapper inside. Dude. Whatever. Plus just now as i was inspecting it further and I notice 3 tiny
rips! Are u kidding me!? Haha

Dining and wining

Had a doctor appt today. Took a picture so i could remember all the pleasant memories of the visit full of smiling, laughter and good conversation!
Gotta get all my shots in order before my big around the world boat cruise! My new world awaits on the open sea! Ha! Anyways. I did not Instagram this photo but unfortunately for me my iPhone wont allow me to take photos any other way! Phones hate me.
Notice how people drive all stupid? I do. And how the weather is like hot cold hot cold and hot cold?? Right now I'm hot.

Guess I'm Blogging 4 Fun

Hi Faithful friends! It's Sunday and I'm like so positive that this week I will accomplish allllll my goals!! No. Some goals. Oh yeah I was gonna have a another yard sale today but I guess I forgot. Soooo much shit to sell before I leave on my big boat cruise. A dresser, a bed, a table, a weed eater? Board games? Anyways yeah yard sales are kinda hard to pull off alone w a toddler running around. I would need like some red bull or something. Hopefully next weekend the weather will be awesome. It's kinda cold today. No worries.
My left arm hurts really bad right now. I am sleeping in a new bed so I wonder if that's the cause or if it has something to do w my heart.

ITS ALLL TOOO MUCH TECH TALK!

I don't know. I made my blog private and now its NOT. I do not know. Guess I am PARANOID. I have too many enemies? people hate me? wanna destroy me? Let the haters hate. Im dumb.so just let me be me. anywhoooo so I have a new laptop! Picture free and new. so this post is picture less. I have yet to sync up or load shit onto my "iCloud". backup? update? I am taking some class soon one day to help organize my life. GUess that'll involve my brain grasping new ideas and things. Ill be like HUH can you repeat that. NO no I'm joking. I am SMART! I may have made some horrible choices and retard moves in my life but I swear it all serves a purpose. ~insert winky winky wink face here~ Bye, have a really cool day for the next 100 days. I'll be pretty busy sleeping in my bed, eating eggs and other stuff. ON A CRUISE SHIP! thats right! Im living on a cruise ship. cruising the open water. a floating CASINO w BANQUETS and BALLROOMS and ICE CREAM SUNDAES! its like wow. my life. what? what what? what? what? what?what? what? its cool now a days to say what over and over again until your head explodes. ANybody can get a job on a cruise ship. YOU can like LIVE on a cruise ship. research it, google that shit. prove me wrong. OH thats right YOU CANT! HA! Awesome.