Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY FRIENDS!!

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that picture of my butt is ridiculous. BUT I just couldn't resist. LUCKY YOU. make fun of me for being so dumb.
SO its HALLOOWEEEN and its rainy. GREAT. I do actually like it.
I ate some left over chinese food a minute ago. why o why did I do that?
we are gonna leave in awhile to head downtown for the trick or treating and pizza pie eating.
I have been having a silly love affair with pizza. ONE NIGHT around MIDNIGHT I ordered up a pie jus' for the fuck of it.
well, truth be told it was all because I was watching a movie and the people IN the movie were eating pizza so then I HAD to have some too!! if I see anyone anywhere eating pizza or a pizza being delivered I MUST RIGHT THEN HAVE SOME PIZZA OF MY VERY OWN COME TO ME. serious.
its like an addiction. who doesnt love pizza?
EVEN the WORD pizza makes me CRAZY for PIZZA!
and I like to say PIZZA PIE.
I like eggplant too!
so whatelse is new? the election is 4 days away. are you even gonna vote? or are you a loser?
I cant wait. I am gonna have a BIG ELECTION PARTY wth PIZZA PIE! I dont really know if I will have pizza.
what would keep everyone calm?
wine yes.
LETS not all forget about my birthday. here here 29!
I already received one card in the mail.
too bad you dont know my address.
OK well my message today is HAVE A SPOOKY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN AND EAT SOME PIZZA PIE!
p.s.
i got a job yesterday! at a radical little Free TRADE gift shop. i wont share the name with you. YOU might call up and tell all my secrets.
Free TRADE!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

DRINK WATER FOR YOUR BODY

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I LISTEN TO TALK RADIO! OK! and I read.
so obamas gramma is sick.
fuck dude. life is sooo hard and painful. man.
what is up with that?
why must it be so? Well my friends I will tell you why so listen up
its because human beings are the scum of the universe.
SCUMMY RACISTS DUMBFATHEADS.
i could use a joint. and wii fit. GET ME THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
I am sick and totally TIRED hearing about that assfucker "JOE THE PLUMBER" OMYGOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE STOP ALREADY!
I swear to you I am THIS close to moving out of this country all together
oh sorry is THAT unAMERICAN!? well if PALIN/MCCAIN win I will do just THAT.
SOUTH AMERICA SOUNDS NICE AND EXOTIC. like me. we are MADE for each.
tomorrow is farmers market so that means INDIAN FOOOD fo' me.
2morrow is also KARATE
and a spin class too.
spinning class is sooo stupudly difficult. you so could NOT even hang.
when its over I am soooo effing relieved
it is the bestest feeling almost ever
makes it worth the trouble.
tonight I am drinking a chianti.
tastes just like merlot.
I have been working towards drinking a gallon of water a day, today I came REAL close.
what else happened today?
nothing unusual.
there is a hunchback living near me and I see him every now and then.
whats the deal with that?
I am curious.
and I am thankful.
I am thankful that I dont live in IRAQ, that I am healthy with all my healthy body parts, and that I eat lots everyday.
I am thankful for being ME.
thanks. this is wonderful.
ikea is right down the freeway. I love that.

Monday, October 20, 2008

YOUR REWARDS ARE READY FOR PICK UP

witchycan you feel it? its in the air. feel it.
there is this sweeet store here in town that I need to spend some money in. I dont know the name of it. it's like over by that one diner around that one corner.
I thnk I could live in san diego. anywhere in CA is really SORTA fine with me. Well, I guess not anywhere. some places are just NOT califonia but yet still in the state of California. ya know?
the coast is where its at. thats where my heart is.
what am I getting at here?
OH NO! excuse me but MY DOG IS CHOKING! is she gonna throw UP!? I hope not. yick. she seems better. phewy. dont ever own an animal. they are gross.
OK now on with this fun blog show.
ben and jerrys ice cream is EVIL. I got this one with some fucking carmel stick in the middle and its fucking KILLINGME!
I only had a few bites but I can hear it calling to me EAT ME.ENJOY ME. GO CRAZY ON ME! and its all the way in the freezer. THATS how loud it is communicating with my brain.
PLUS I have almost finished a bottle of some tasty berry flavored WINE.
OH G-LORD that reminsds me of Friday night when I drank up the WORST wine ever MOSCATO or some crapshit
it gave me the mother of all stomach aches.
i was wishing for the angel of death to come and take me away from the cruel reality of human being life.
you should know along with the rest of the universe that I have NO health insurance right now!
what kind of B fucking S is that?
lets pretend you Mr.internets are my family physician for a sec.
sometimes I have really smelly gas.
what does that mean doctor? too much protein? an overindulgence of broccoli maybe?
HELP. no no no just kidding I am fine and NEED NO HELP. everyone has bad gas.
witchyy
my birthday is coming.
I HOPE I HOPE I get a BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM CAKE! thats what I am talkn about.
my son started KARATE TODAY! he broke a BOARD and he was rewarded with his white belt. I cried.
should I get a job?
na i dont think so either.
here is a little political talk for ya:
Sarah Palins stupit robo voice better not dial me up CAUSE if she does she is gonna get fucked UP by my words
oh but I guess she wont be able to listen since she is a Robot.
I am sure I am on her do not call list. scared bitch.
I have had a lot of wine I better get some sleep.
Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

HEY!HEY!HO!HO!COLUMBUS DAY HAS GOT TO GO!

heyso looks like i did not live blog last night.
just thought I would point out the obvious.
My friends and I did however have some wine, bread and pasta with squash. It was DELICIOUS!
Maybe I will post that picture of me in the paper just not now. I am lazy.
the weather is sooooo beautiful today!
i went to the GYM AGAIN 2 day and took a class that involves a kookyBOSU ball. its weird, FUN and hard as hell!
I am sure it will get easier.
AFTERWARDS I took a POWER yoga class where they turn up the heat up to 80 degrees but I think that the instructor mustve forgot cos it didn't feel toasty in there at all.
I also rode my boke all over the place today.
right now I am enjoying some green tea and later I am gonna EAT SOME FOOOOOOD!
but what?
there was a funny but SERIOUS Columbus day protest going on the other day and its been hard to get their chant out of my head ever since!
catchy little thing.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

heeyy its a SURGE!

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i am talking to no one.
obviously. or am I talking to you? no
anyways I am having a GREAT DAY I cycled my ass off this morning and have been going strong ever since.
CLEANED Up MY ROOM ! its GREAT!
and I am sooooo VERY excited to watch Mccain LOSE his top during the LAST debate tonight!
I LOVE YOU B.OBAMA
I will TOTALLLLY VOTE FOR YOU.
everything is shit in America BUT I dont even care.
I am still a rock star and I got my rock moves. AND yes I like PINK.
my birthday is sooon and thats fun. I willl be TWENTY NINE! WHHOOOA I AM OLD.
but I like totalllly feel SIXTEEN and I loook like THIRTEEN. maybe I look more 14 than 13. a sexy 14 yr old.
LIKE WHATEVER. I LOOK GOOD. better than ANYONE!
OH AND GUESS WHAT! ON MONDAY I WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER!!! FRONT PAGE!!! I couldnt believe it! still CANT.
I was eating cake in the photo. stufing cake in my mouth.
I willlll post a pic of the pic! LATER!
I know you care. YOU CARE SO BAD THAT IT HURTS YOUR BRAIN.
FRONT PAGE! and it was a BIG, COLOR PHOTO!!!!!!!!!
I AM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!! FUCK! It was great.
I dont know why I just said fuck.
ok I gotta go. maybe I willllll live blog later tonight when I am drunk in my living roooom watching obama hand mccain his ass to him on a silver platter.. its gonna be great. betcha cant wait.
PEACE! FOOLS.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

holy fucking shit i cut my bangs!

BANGS!
i cut my bangs
its a fall thing.
i think its ok. bangs can be tricky.
I also ate a bacon avocado burger today
BUT I cut my bangs yesterday.
i think I might be hungry right now but I am not totally sure about that.
maybe I am just bored. Its difficult to tell. I hate THAT! and I wish I had some skim milk or some soy milk. I would make some hot cocoa.
fuck! nothing is EVER perfect.
all I have is WHOLE milk and I cant bring myself to drink that shit.
I am also thinking about NACHOS.
I am a foood MONSTER lately.
and a crabby monster too.
I MADE A PIE LAST WEEK! and an eleven minute video of me doing such but I totally deleted it cause it was BOOORRRINNG.
no talking at all.
LIFE IS ROUGH.
but not really
I could have a six pound tumor growing out of my head.
and thank god I DON'T.
the last debate between the two is happening this week
woo hoo.
should be fun.
what should we have for dinner?
i eat way too much sushi.
BANGS

Monday, October 06, 2008

thats how we roll

Of course WE looked the absolute cutest.
I will show you more photos of our skate nite eventually.
right now I want to remember 90210.
Dylan was my favorite but his dad JACK was a grade A LOSER!
who liked STEVE? anyone? no one.
and Brandon was always busy being a do gooder helpin bums find jobs and shit.
I happen to be viewing an episode right now.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

I GOT SOME NEW MASCARA THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE.

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hi there friends.
NEWS FLASH! : college kids are the worst!
they party hardish every friday and saturday night and remind me of how I DID NOT go to college.
all my new neighbors are college kids. AAHHH! they are monster zombies walking around w their stupid bottles of corona.
BUT N E WAYS I made chicken basil coconut curry over jasmine rice 4 din din and it was the awesomest!
no recipe EITHER just pure TALENT. but really it was hella easy.
I thought of all of you while making it
thinkin how you wish you could watch me.
maybe one day I will do a video of me creating some pudding dessert or some banana bread.
but yeah, tonight I am going roller skating with some latinas at the local roller rink...
maybe I will shoot something and by SHOOT I mean photograph and/or videograph.
ALSO I worked out today like a good girl.
after my hard core fitness routine I took a ZUMBA class. it was lame. and full of oldies so I only lasted about 15 minutes.
then I cried on my bed for awhile because I am homesick.
then I went to a walmart and felt ALLLL BETTER.
cool huh? yes.
weelll now I need to wash my face and apply some powder.
ALSO SARAH PALIN IS A DUMB BITCH ALSO.