Thursday, August 31, 2006
BLOWING YOUR MIND AGAIN
mmmmmmmmmmm spinach is good.
with peaches.
and cheese.
and poppy seed dressing.
I am soooooooo creative.
and veeerrrrryyyyyy amazing.
and smart.
today I was hoping to get something but i dont think I am gonna get it and that majorly BLOWS AND SUCKS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I want some of that punch where there is a big hunk of sherbert ice cream floating around in the middle.
I guess its 7up with sherbert. WELL I want some of that stuff.
i am really sick and I need some help but just forget cause I dont really want help I enjoy being sick.
ITS GOOD.
I never get colds. I want a big mean ugly cold. or some flu. some horrible shit my pants flu where I lose 10-15lbs.
I want it all. fever,vomiting, dIE aAAA REE AHHH. I say that I wnat that now but once it happens I will be sorry and wish i never wished for such a thiing.
I have wished for things to happen before and then was regretful after they came true.
SO i better be careful because a lot of the time when I make wishes THEY COME TRUE!
its that magic in me.
but eventually magic runs out.
I cant be fucking tinkerbell now can i?!
but maybe thats who I will be for HALLOWEEN!!
I turn 27 soon.
27 and fully aware of how sick I am and fully aware that my magic is running out.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
OUT OF THIS WORLD
I thought i would try to post 6 times today.
who cares if I blog too much and do everything in my life too much.
too many pictures,too many posts, too many shampoos, too many conditioners, too many mugs of cereal, and too many examples of too many.
THE MAIN GOSH DARN POINT OF THIS POST IS TO WORSHIP THIS ***GOAT THAT I TOOK A PICTURE OF.
i seriously wish he was mine.
I think he would be fine in my backyard.
I want a goat.
I also asked a merchant lady how much a pretty rug with butterflies on it would cost someone like me and she said "FIVEFORTY" and I replied with "WHAT!?! five HUNDERED! and FORTY!?!?" and she said "yes" and I laughed in her face and said "OH OK its a very nice rug" and continued with my laughing.
it was just a rug.
a little rug.
***AND I GUESSS THATS NOT A GOAT.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELLIT IS.
TAKE MY CAR AND DRIVE IT TO HELL
here is a salad that I made.
it was good.
i never bought jeans today. I never bought shoes today. and I never watched blow today.
I did paint a childish picture. I can not paint. or draw.
i used to draw but then I forgot how.
I dont talk to many people. I mean I TALK to people but not like really TALK TALK but sometimes when I do find myself really talking and I hear myself and the words that are forming and its just like WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?? and it sounds like a lie.
maybe I am just a big liar.
I hope that everyone just thinks I am a liar.
but i did really make a salad earlier.
i have been eating very healthy lately.
I am going back to the carnival thing here in town.
I am very excited and I am wearing my hair in pigtails.
it was good.
i never bought jeans today. I never bought shoes today. and I never watched blow today.
I did paint a childish picture. I can not paint. or draw.
i used to draw but then I forgot how.
I dont talk to many people. I mean I TALK to people but not like really TALK TALK but sometimes when I do find myself really talking and I hear myself and the words that are forming and its just like WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?? and it sounds like a lie.
maybe I am just a big liar.
I hope that everyone just thinks I am a liar.
but i did really make a salad earlier.
i have been eating very healthy lately.
I am going back to the carnival thing here in town.
I am very excited and I am wearing my hair in pigtails.
A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION
It sounds like the maids throw all of my shampoo and conditioner and soap and stuff out off of their shelves when they are cleaning my shower. like they are pissed off or something. maybe they think I have too many products in my shower. BUT TOO BAD! i like differents soaps on different days and thats the way I want it to be.
and I want them to hurry up with my upstairs so i can go make myself a big huge enormous spinach salad and take a nap.
or I will go buy some new shoes. and some new jeans.
maybe i will watch BLOW.
possiblilities are endless.
if only you were here.
cut to the chase
my life is funny.
its funny stuff when you have hunger pains and you dont feel hungry.
its funny that I am listening to RUSH.
i saw them in concert once.
I was lactating like a dairy queen that evening. MY BOOBS WERE HUGE.
god it was painful.
but it was a pretty good concert.
people should loan me some cds.
but that I guess would be too nice.
its funny stuff when you have hunger pains and you dont feel hungry.
its funny that I am listening to RUSH.
i saw them in concert once.
I was lactating like a dairy queen that evening. MY BOOBS WERE HUGE.
god it was painful.
but it was a pretty good concert.
people should loan me some cds.
but that I guess would be too nice.
READ MY LIPS
I am not going to go to the gym today so I feel guilty. BUt I have way too many chores today. so fine.
I have some stupid alarm on my cell phone that went off at 645am and that woke me up. it goes off for like 30 minutes.thats a bit of an overblow.
people I know were talking about going through the process of becoming a firefighter last night and the conversation suddenly turned to me becoming a firelady and then I was told that I was a quiter and that i would just quit and more niggardly crap was said.
I have quit a lot of jobs. SO WHAT!? jobs are lame and having a boss is lame and the WHOLE thing about having a job is bogus. I never even said i wanted to be a fireladyBUT I SWEAR TO CHRIST I COULD DO IT! if i wnated to. but I dont. and maybe i couldn't. but I bet i could.
last night I had a dream that I did a little coke and I could not stop snorting the fluffy white powder. IWASADDICTED.
can you get in BIG BIG trouble for mailing DRUGS?!?
I have some stupid alarm on my cell phone that went off at 645am and that woke me up. it goes off for like 30 minutes.thats a bit of an overblow.
people I know were talking about going through the process of becoming a firefighter last night and the conversation suddenly turned to me becoming a firelady and then I was told that I was a quiter and that i would just quit and more niggardly crap was said.
I have quit a lot of jobs. SO WHAT!? jobs are lame and having a boss is lame and the WHOLE thing about having a job is bogus. I never even said i wanted to be a fireladyBUT I SWEAR TO CHRIST I COULD DO IT! if i wnated to. but I dont. and maybe i couldn't. but I bet i could.
last night I had a dream that I did a little coke and I could not stop snorting the fluffy white powder. IWASADDICTED.
can you get in BIG BIG trouble for mailing DRUGS?!?
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
what is that about?
I deleted a post. hope you did not see it.
I should delete all my posts. I can do that ya know.
I am totally in charge here.
I wrote something mean about pigs but then I realized that I actually LOVE PIGS.
sometimes I change my mind.
most always I hate my posts 10 minutes after I publish.
but yet I continue.
strange and very familiar.
I juist ate a LOT of spinach and poppy seed dressing.
MY FAV!
its good for my muscles.
I am eating very healthy lately.
Maybe i shoudl have a bowl of cereal now.
OINK OINK.
I wont eat cereal. thats a little much.
My son tried to knock my teeth out today and they hurt like a mother!
and I snuck a knife into the fair last night.
I have lots to say LIKE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COINCEDENCESESESES going on allll around me at alll times??
to make me crazy?
am I totally insane?
am i?
I should delete all my posts. I can do that ya know.
I am totally in charge here.
I wrote something mean about pigs but then I realized that I actually LOVE PIGS.
sometimes I change my mind.
most always I hate my posts 10 minutes after I publish.
but yet I continue.
strange and very familiar.
I juist ate a LOT of spinach and poppy seed dressing.
MY FAV!
its good for my muscles.
I am eating very healthy lately.
Maybe i shoudl have a bowl of cereal now.
OINK OINK.
I wont eat cereal. thats a little much.
My son tried to knock my teeth out today and they hurt like a mother!
and I snuck a knife into the fair last night.
I have lots to say LIKE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COINCEDENCESESESES going on allll around me at alll times??
to make me crazy?
am I totally insane?
am i?
PEOPLE ARE RUDE AND I WANT TO EMBRACE THEM
when I was a tot I was always on edge during fair time. people drink a lot during fair time and get all rowdy and plus its kinda chaotic and smells like poop everywhere.
I get to goto the fair 2 more timethis week. I did not go tonight.
tonight I am going to watch SPINAL TAP!!!
I emailed Raymi cause she inspires me drink more wine and blog lots and stuff.
but I think she hates me.
BUT my sister loves me and thats what counts. and she ALSO inspires me.
and wine is good for you.
and i love myself too.
I get to goto the fair 2 more timethis week. I did not go tonight.
tonight I am going to watch SPINAL TAP!!!
I emailed Raymi cause she inspires me drink more wine and blog lots and stuff.
but I think she hates me.
BUT my sister loves me and thats what counts. and she ALSO inspires me.
and wine is good for you.
and i love myself too.
try not to think so much
GOATS are CRAZY! I was thinking about how it would be to be a goat. LIKE ME in a goat body.
thats very frightening. or maybe it would be cool. goats seem to be cool. I thought that maybe I was A GOAT in the chinese zodiac but I guess that GOATS dont exist in the chinese astrology.
so it turns out I am a RAM!
The Year Of The Ram
1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003
People born in the Year of Ram are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But ram year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Ram people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Ram people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.
ARE YOU A RABBIT,PIG OR HORSE!??!
hope so.
DONT SING TO ME IN THAT TONE
I am such a FREE spirit. My spirit is a carefree one. its the truth. I am sooooo carefreee that I am not the least bit UPSET that I lost a 100 dollar check made out to me.
yep. the check for my couch. lost. ohwell. I am a carefree.
its lost and I dont care. what can i do? hang up some 100 check missing signs?
no that would not even work. dumb idea.
checks are dumb. I should not take checks. I hate checks.
BUT I LOOOOVE ZEBRAS!!
yep. the check for my couch. lost. ohwell. I am a carefree.
its lost and I dont care. what can i do? hang up some 100 check missing signs?
no that would not even work. dumb idea.
checks are dumb. I should not take checks. I hate checks.
BUT I LOOOOVE ZEBRAS!!
Monday, August 28, 2006
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ALICE?
thats me a few hours ago. being bored. sitting while waiting. keeping things exciting. smiling at myself.
my car can go 8,000 miles without needing an oil change, I am impressed.
I bet I am supposed to put the high dollar gas in that bitch car. I bet.
but I wont do that. Today I came very close ONCE AGAIN to running out. I had to run all over this town today. strating at 7:30.
and I was very looow on fuel. BUT I think I have said it before so I will say it again, I Iike to push it. I push it till the lights are flashing and the car is literally gasping. its sad because my car deserves better but I just like to push it. and yeah. and I was ok with the whole idea of running out of gas. I just told my passenger that we will pull over and we wil walk to the bank ( cause I have no cash and no ATM) then we will walk to the gas station and get what we need and walk back and then go on with our whatever. sounding like a fun adventure/trip to me. It was a pretty day today. and this was early mornign so still sorta cool. well I made it. I did not run out so no neeed to walk. thats better. thats the best outcome.
but basically what i am saying is I dont care.
and I got lost in a TARGET parking lot today, that was scary.
I thought I was gonna be killed.
my car can go 8,000 miles without needing an oil change, I am impressed.
I bet I am supposed to put the high dollar gas in that bitch car. I bet.
but I wont do that. Today I came very close ONCE AGAIN to running out. I had to run all over this town today. strating at 7:30.
and I was very looow on fuel. BUT I think I have said it before so I will say it again, I Iike to push it. I push it till the lights are flashing and the car is literally gasping. its sad because my car deserves better but I just like to push it. and yeah. and I was ok with the whole idea of running out of gas. I just told my passenger that we will pull over and we wil walk to the bank ( cause I have no cash and no ATM) then we will walk to the gas station and get what we need and walk back and then go on with our whatever. sounding like a fun adventure/trip to me. It was a pretty day today. and this was early mornign so still sorta cool. well I made it. I did not run out so no neeed to walk. thats better. thats the best outcome.
but basically what i am saying is I dont care.
and I got lost in a TARGET parking lot today, that was scary.
I thought I was gonna be killed.
BRAT FACE
yea a lot of the pictures turned out pretty blurry. I cant hold still. cant be steady as a rock.
playing light as a feather stif as a board was pretty fun to play at slumber parties.
I have probably been to over 100 slumber parties.
one time I was picked on very badly and I walked home sobbing.
I dont even wanna get into it. I guess I was 12. I realized that I had no friends that day.
poor me growing up in such a cruel, uncaring, hateful world.
I have not bawled my eyes out in forever, I guess some would fnd that information hard to believe but crying is for god damn babies. and I am not a baby.
i got a new dress today.
cause I am special.
playing light as a feather stif as a board was pretty fun to play at slumber parties.
I have probably been to over 100 slumber parties.
one time I was picked on very badly and I walked home sobbing.
I dont even wanna get into it. I guess I was 12. I realized that I had no friends that day.
poor me growing up in such a cruel, uncaring, hateful world.
I have not bawled my eyes out in forever, I guess some would fnd that information hard to believe but crying is for god damn babies. and I am not a baby.
i got a new dress today.
cause I am special.
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
Vodka tonics are good. 151 is NOT. I only had one shot last night and it was horrible.
I may think that my pictures from the wedding are the best. my outfit today looks reallly good. I was just saying how I hate my clothes then P{OOO}F terrific outfit.
I was overlooking my review of the wedding and felt that I may have been a little harsh.
I had fun.
its kinda dumb to have a wedding on a sunday though.
but weekdays mean nothing tome BUT the rest of the world begs to differ. iGUESS>
whatever.
I just think I had a good time now that I look back.
and I cant say anymore cause I have to go out to lunch.
then I am going to a FAIR!
with carnival rides and greasy food.
I may think that my pictures from the wedding are the best. my outfit today looks reallly good. I was just saying how I hate my clothes then P{OOO}F terrific outfit.
I was overlooking my review of the wedding and felt that I may have been a little harsh.
I had fun.
its kinda dumb to have a wedding on a sunday though.
but weekdays mean nothing tome BUT the rest of the world begs to differ. iGUESS>
whatever.
I just think I had a good time now that I look back.
and I cant say anymore cause I have to go out to lunch.
then I am going to a FAIR!
with carnival rides and greasy food.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
I REALLY LIKE WHO I HAVE BECOME
I have to STOP eating random foods in the early early morning hours. seriously it is a problem. this early morning (3AM) I had some fruit snacks, granola bar, and apple juice. WHAT THE FUDGE?! there must be an underlining problem. INSOMNIA?! whatever it is stupid and I need to stop eating. AS far as I know my DAD had a similiar problem. WHEN I would spend the night I would hear him up and aboutin tghe kitchen making peanut butter sandwiches and stuff. and he would smoke too I guess. well, it does not matter. I just am saying that I dont like my eating habits at 3 AM.
SO at the car show I was a bitch and I hated everyone there. most everyone.
and I was immature and made all these immature NOT FUNNY jokes about the folks as they were accepting their lame awards for BEST 55' BLAH BLAH or the best HOT ROD BLA BLAH BLOW.
I am just bitter for some reason.
last night I left comments all over the blogland.
right now I am goign to CHURCH AND DID YOU KNOW TAHT I AM GOIGN TO A WEDDING TODAY?11?!?!
I AM! I FEEL AS IF I AM THE BRIDE! I AM VERY SELF-ABSORBED AND I THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY.
NOT REALLY.
ITS JUST THAT I HAVE A GREAT DRESS AND SOMEGREAT SHOES AND I PLAN ON LOOKING GREAT AND THATS MY FUN.
AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING DEAR BLOG.
I WAS FEELING KINDA DOWN AND FRIENDLESS THE OTHER NIGHT BUT THEN I NOTICED THAT MY CELL PHONE WAS BLINKING AND TO MY SURPRISE I HAD A VOICE MESSAGE AND IT WAS SOME DRUNK PEOPLE INFORMING ME HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME AND HOW AWESOME AND GREAT I AM AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. IT WAS REALLY A PICK ME UP. I WOULD LIKE MORE MESSAGES FORM DRUNK PEOPLE ON MY PHONE. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
WE GOT IT LIKE THAT
HEY HEY. I always impress myself with my dance and vocal abilities. my moves. especially when the HUMP song is on.
I changed my lip jewlery and now I look like a high school kid most def. so thats progress.
High school is where its at.
I actually should be at a car show right now.
in the burger king/vons parking lot.
thankfully my camera is CHARGED. thankfully for everyone.
I was a total REBEL today and I sun bathed topless. I figured that was an ok thing for my backyard.
I am trying to get rid of tanlines.
whatever. I want a cheeseburger I guess.
I wish the black eyed peas were playing at my local fair.
THE OTHER DAY WE WERE A PERFECT MATCH
in my imagination I find myself thinking that there is a secret website that holds information and answers to all my questions and maybe even detailed desciptions about my personal future. but thats just not true. the closet thing I have access to is my personal horoscope or weather.com. and thats just not enough. I need detailed instructions and specific information on all things my life.
BUT THATS JUST IMPOSSIBLE AND RIDICULOUS.
I swear that the wind RUINS MY DAY! EVERYDAY THE WiND NEVER STOPS!! and I HATE TO SWIM WHILE THE WIND IS BLOWING! IT BLOWS AND IT MAKES ME COLD AND I LIKE TO BE HOT!
and I need to be glowing for that WEDDING that is TOMORROW. I guess my plan is to get shittyretarddrunk. thats my plan.
sorry to say.
BUT THATS JUST IMPOSSIBLE AND RIDICULOUS.
I swear that the wind RUINS MY DAY! EVERYDAY THE WiND NEVER STOPS!! and I HATE TO SWIM WHILE THE WIND IS BLOWING! IT BLOWS AND IT MAKES ME COLD AND I LIKE TO BE HOT!
and I need to be glowing for that WEDDING that is TOMORROW. I guess my plan is to get shittyretarddrunk. thats my plan.
sorry to say.
THE PROOF IS THEIRS NOW TO KEEP FOREVER
I just got home from seeing LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. it was funny. I laughed for so long at one part that I started slobbering on myself but I think i have more saliva than most people or sumthing.
but it was an all around great movie and that little girl is really freaking cute and I love her. andI had sour patch kids and a chocolate milkshake.
I do not feel like washing my face and brushing my teeth and ALL that crap I have to do before bed. Its best to just pass out.
I feeel like I wont be able to blog tomorrow and for some reason that pushes me to blog NOW and I may just end up blogging tomorrow too BUT it like WHAT FOR??? WHY? BOTHER?
hey here is my blog.
heres a picture ofme.
bla blah I am boring.
BLHA> over kill.
I over KILL.
but i still blog.
I was talking to my step brother today thats in JAPAN and i was like YO BRAD CHECK OUT MY BLOG. and I gave him directions.
told him KATFRAN and told him "sharks raoam these areas" and other crap. and I then told hm that maybe he would be better off to just not bother.
I started to feel really lame and nerdy.
saying YEAH I POST LIKE THREE TIMES A FUCKLONG DAY!@ CHECK IT OUT! BRO!
he climbed mt. freaking fuji!
I have had an amazing week though.
an ant bit me on my neck today.
Friday, August 25, 2006
I AM YOUR SUCCESSFUL FRIEND
I like to go to the gym and workout and then sleep for the rest of the day. and maybe watch Alice in Wonderland. and eat some kettle corn.
I saw this clip of Madonna on BUSBLOG and she was being a RAGING BITCH! and she was talking in this weird british accent. I am goign to start to do that. sounds fun.
HEllllOOOO my name is KKAtherrrYYYN.
you probably cant tell but thats my british accent.
it would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
20 IS YOUNG. I dont even remember being 20.
I guess I do remember. I was working at that pie place and I was getting married and I had a little apartment filled with super cool stuff.
I dont think I smoked the weed back then.
that was during a break time.
I am way cooler now.
A lady in the gym really gotinto my business earlier and its funnywhen that happens cause I like LET it happen. I answer peoples intrusive questions. why? why do I answer? why do people even talk to me?
I saw this clip of Madonna on BUSBLOG and she was being a RAGING BITCH! and she was talking in this weird british accent. I am goign to start to do that. sounds fun.
HEllllOOOO my name is KKAtherrrYYYN.
you probably cant tell but thats my british accent.
it would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
20 IS YOUNG. I dont even remember being 20.
I guess I do remember. I was working at that pie place and I was getting married and I had a little apartment filled with super cool stuff.
I dont think I smoked the weed back then.
that was during a break time.
I am way cooler now.
A lady in the gym really gotinto my business earlier and its funnywhen that happens cause I like LET it happen. I answer peoples intrusive questions. why? why do I answer? why do people even talk to me?
DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE HEARING!?!
I am certain that i am amazing and can withstand very sterssful scenes. I really do well. itsl ike IN my blood.
I can do a good show. I am an ENTERTAINER>HA!
then later I can scratch my eyeballs out and bang my head oN the bathroom floor. thats dramatic i wouldnt do crazy things like that. just sounds good. it is just for show. enterTAINment reasons.
I drew some KICK ASS STICK PEOPLE TODAY!
I impressed myself. Maybe I should share. friday is a good day for sharing.
but I dont wannna make some people even MORE jealous.
yep. paranoiasucks.
I am always paranoid.
PARANOID THAT YOU ARE WATCHING ME AND JUDGING ME AND HATING ME!
I KNOW ITLI*IOIK!!!KP!O!!!}
I can do a good show. I am an ENTERTAINER>HA!
then later I can scratch my eyeballs out and bang my head oN the bathroom floor. thats dramatic i wouldnt do crazy things like that. just sounds good. it is just for show. enterTAINment reasons.
I drew some KICK ASS STICK PEOPLE TODAY!
I impressed myself. Maybe I should share. friday is a good day for sharing.
but I dont wannna make some people even MORE jealous.
yep. paranoiasucks.
I am always paranoid.
PARANOID THAT YOU ARE WATCHING ME AND JUDGING ME AND HATING ME!
I KNOW ITLI*IOIK!!!KP!O!!!}
Thursday, August 24, 2006
2000 PIECES OF VERY SPECIAL CARDBOARD
THERE was a stakeout going on across the street. like 18 cops in jeans were sneaking around this house. a bunch of foster kids live there. sad.
but it looks like nobody was home so the cops got all PUMPED up for nothing. I was just staring at them. I almost got my camera. I should go be a SHERIFF! that would never work out for me though.
I am TIVOing THE GRUDGE. looks spooky.
the underneath of my bed is a mess. paint brushes and palettes and tubes of paint live under there. and more stuff. even a unfinished puzzle of the earth. puzzles are fun. I once finished one that was a large peacock. I wonder where it is.
so its confirmed that PLUTO is not a planet.
amazing news.
but it looks like nobody was home so the cops got all PUMPED up for nothing. I was just staring at them. I almost got my camera. I should go be a SHERIFF! that would never work out for me though.
I am TIVOing THE GRUDGE. looks spooky.
the underneath of my bed is a mess. paint brushes and palettes and tubes of paint live under there. and more stuff. even a unfinished puzzle of the earth. puzzles are fun. I once finished one that was a large peacock. I wonder where it is.
so its confirmed that PLUTO is not a planet.
amazing news.
and i stink
I am drinking coffee again. I quit for awhile. I think I forgot how to make it right. But now I am happy with the way it is turning out. so thats great.
I love Thursdays.
some strangers came to my house yesterday and they were so weird.
and you know what i HATE I hate when you meet someone and you shake their hand and they try to prove to you that they are the dominant one in the hand shaking so they SQUEEZE your hand all hard and shake it all forceful and stupid. like what are they trying to prove? maybe I understand the idea for men. but when two women meet why does that have to happen? just shake nice and friendly please dont bruise my hand. maybe i should start shaking all hard and crazylike too. show people who is REALLY BOSS.
i dont really wannna shake anyones hand actually. thats gross.
my son is goign to a birthday party today and I am goign to the gym then to the bank then SHOPPING.
and I also wanna send my sister a box of great stuff but she has to give me her address.
and HOLY FUCK thank goodness for CANOPENNER CAUSE WITHOUT HIM I WOULD HAVE ZERO COMMENTS!!
you all suck! all 82 of you.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
SOMETHING EITHER HAPPENED OR DIDN'T HAPPEN
Toiletpaper commercials are really ridiculous.
NEVERMIND!!!! My stomach feels really really empty but I dont feel the least bit hungry.
i went to the park this evening.
and I just now tipidy typed all this werid personal information about a day in my life and I then I realized that WOAH I CANT POST THAT!
this blog is worthless.
DO THIS AND THE TIME WILL SAIL BY
I am not sure but I think I am walking around in circles. I think I think I have stuff to do but really I dont HAVE to do anything. Thats a good feeling. I do know however that I have to go pick up my 300+ pictures at a certain warehouse type store.
see that skirt in that picture? well I got it for 12 BUCKS! thats amazing.
but today I am wearing pants that are too tight and my hair is stupid.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW?!?!? If not too bad for you and now the season is over. but I guess you could buy it on DVD. WELl its fucking hilarious and I sorta pee my pants everytime I watch an episode. BUT i dont really pee my pants cause I have a STRONG BLADDER.
it si the best show and it si my favorite.
piss your pants funny.
see that skirt in that picture? well I got it for 12 BUCKS! thats amazing.
but today I am wearing pants that are too tight and my hair is stupid.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW?!?!? If not too bad for you and now the season is over. but I guess you could buy it on DVD. WELl its fucking hilarious and I sorta pee my pants everytime I watch an episode. BUT i dont really pee my pants cause I have a STRONG BLADDER.
it si the best show and it si my favorite.
piss your pants funny.
I LOVE FOLDING LAUNDRY MORE THAN LIFE
things are starting to really make sense. and people are really starting to push me into the land of kiss my ass. not you of course.
my dog is sooooo funny. she is the funniest dog ever. and she is a good dog too. she is the best dog ever.
and I have a horrible cramping pain going on in my left hamstring.
I need to do some stretching.
THe stupid fag gym changed the fucking class schedule and I was a half hour late today so I just came home and smoked a bowl. just kidding.
it will be a sad sad day when Bob Barker dies.
and eventually he will and The Price is Right will be gone.
I really need to get some tickets to the price is right.
I went once and it was magical.
OH! I am SELLING MY COUCH AND CHAIR TODAY FOR $100!!
good bye purple couch and colorful chair. goodbye.
its time.
my dog is sooooo funny. she is the funniest dog ever. and she is a good dog too. she is the best dog ever.
and I have a horrible cramping pain going on in my left hamstring.
I need to do some stretching.
THe stupid fag gym changed the fucking class schedule and I was a half hour late today so I just came home and smoked a bowl. just kidding.
it will be a sad sad day when Bob Barker dies.
and eventually he will and The Price is Right will be gone.
I really need to get some tickets to the price is right.
I went once and it was magical.
OH! I am SELLING MY COUCH AND CHAIR TODAY FOR $100!!
good bye purple couch and colorful chair. goodbye.
its time.
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I KILLED THAT FUCKING PIE. I love pie. i used to work in a pie place and I ate pie for every single meal and I got FAT!
so i quit that FATTY job. doyoulikepie?
YESTERDAY I was SCREAMING something at someone and while I was SCREEAMING I was SPIITTTING and I thought GOSH THATS FUNNY I AM SPITTING.
i was like foaming at the mouth. very attractive. then I thought HEY I WILL BLOG ABOUT THAT! YEAH!@
so thats what i am doing.
screaming SHHHUUUUUT UUUUUUP!! is very satisfying to me.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
STAND IN THE CENTER OF YOURSELF
THAT DRESS IS A MEDIUM>THAT MEANS IT IS TOOO BIG.
THE ONE I PURCHASED IS A SIZE SMALL AND FITS MUCHO BETTERO.
>AND I CARE!
Did you know that I went 4 some sushi a little bit ago? AND I GOT SUPER ANGRY BECAUSE I OREDERED A "JESSICA" AND WHEN MY ROLL WAS PLACED INFRONT OF ME IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT A "JESSICA"!!!!! THATS THE STUPID SH9IT THAT I AM TALKING ABPOOUTR! PEOPLE SHOULD GET WHAT THEY ORDER! ESPECIALLYY @ A SUSHI BAR!
but I am over it now. mostly cause the sushi maker gave me a shot of some strawberry punch.
now i want some Oreo cream pie.
I love pie.
I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE
DID I REMIND YOU that I got a new POWERFUL harddrive!? YES! it is a mean SOB he is strong and tough but yet very loving. I guess it may also be a she.
I seperate things by gender. ALL things. Numbers. Letters. objects. certain animals.
and things also have an age and personality. 1 for example is for sure a boy. 2 ia a girl. but she is like a tomboy. and soon and so on. I dont wanna influence my way of thinking. You figure it out yourself.
But back to my hard drive! I got one.
nevermind.
I dont have time to sit here. I really got things to do.
FUN things OF COURSE!!!
MY LIFE IS ALLLLLL FUNNNN EVERRRYDAY ALLLDAAYYY ALLLL NIGGGHHTT
fun and satisfying.
hopefully I do not die today.
drink water and buckle up.
I seperate things by gender. ALL things. Numbers. Letters. objects. certain animals.
and things also have an age and personality. 1 for example is for sure a boy. 2 ia a girl. but she is like a tomboy. and soon and so on. I dont wanna influence my way of thinking. You figure it out yourself.
But back to my hard drive! I got one.
nevermind.
I dont have time to sit here. I really got things to do.
FUN things OF COURSE!!!
MY LIFE IS ALLLLLL FUNNNN EVERRRYDAY ALLLDAAYYY ALLLL NIGGGHHTT
fun and satisfying.
hopefully I do not die today.
drink water and buckle up.
Monday, August 21, 2006
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will buy anything. If a salesman or saleswoman stops me and starts talking to me I will buy or sign something. that really makes me upset. because that is a weaksuck type thing.
I need to be strong and set the barrier.
A lot of times I just dont wanna hurt their poor baby feelings.
Today a Lady named ButterCUP sold me some shiny nail buffing kit!
I swear I only bought it cause her dummy name was Buttercup!
and she was from Israel.
But my nails are extraordinarily glossy.
I need to be strong and set the barrier.
A lot of times I just dont wanna hurt their poor baby feelings.
Today a Lady named ButterCUP sold me some shiny nail buffing kit!
I swear I only bought it cause her dummy name was Buttercup!
and she was from Israel.
But my nails are extraordinarily glossy.
LOVE IS SOMETHING I AIN'T NEVER HAD
my new mickey mouse skirt is almost my favorite thing.
and it is decided by me that I am not allowed anywhere NEAR Hollywood for at least a week.
I still drove in the carpool lane even though I was solo.
no pool of people.
I dont even think that the carpool lane is real.
i think thats its just some old idea that got washed away.
kinda like YOUR MOM!
MAKE IT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
hi. well, I am leaving for HOLLYWOOD all BY MYSELF! I will be alllll alone.
so if someone was thinking of kidnapping me TODAY would be the perfect day to put your plan into ACTION!
all my SO CALLED friends have jobs and important things to take care of so I will have NO company!
BUT on the flip side thats good cause I wont have to explain my every move.
ok bye.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
MY GANSTA WAYS
blogger thinks my background looks best white.
and I have no say.
what a crisis.
and
I have to go to LA! AGAIN! SOON!
all because I am a moron and cant shopp properly when shops are over crowded.
and I had to try on the dress in the wide open in the middle of the store.
I do that all the time to be honest so it was cool but it seemed to fit me jjust fine.
but when I got home and saw that it was a wee bit large I realized I that I need a tighter DRESS!
a smaller one would just be way better.
poor me.
crisis after crisis.
and in my opinion
dead spiders are scarier than alive spiders.
i noticed that I had this opinion earlier this evening.
I am constantly coming up with all these NEW IDEAS AND NEW OPINIONS.
its just too much. I want no more opinions and no more ideas.
i need to take a train ride or something.
YOU ARE A MESSY MESSY MESS
I can not STAND the soound of my son whining. its most unpleasant.
I went to church today and it was very nice.
Everyone there just loves me and I brought my son and he was an ANGEL.
my Grandma asked if i would go through that whole big mess that you have to go through in order to be allowedto recieve HOLY communion. I was like UHHH NO.
why would I do that???????
SO My husband could laugh at me and so could and would a lot of other people.
bUt sometimes I think I would rather my son go to a private school.
I dont know. it all so cuunfusing. choices. and especially hard for me. because of the whole learning disorder problem thingy.
I had no chance.
I was doomed without trying.
HA!
I am very dumb you know.
lets always keep that in mind.
but i can make a MEAN peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
I think I am going to go take a dip in the pool.
I already was forced to swim around in my mothers pool.
GOD!
Saturday, August 19, 2006
AS GOOD AS A PERFORMANCE
I started to feel sick earlier today. i woke up in the middle of a fucked up dream so thats what started it all.
I also bought a dress like a whole size too big. I have to return it I guess.it makes no sense.
maybe I will just wear it to this lame fucking wedding I am attending. Weddings are gay wastes of money.
stupid,really.
I think that everyone is such an asshole.
everyone.
for the most part people dont know how to act.
and thats the problem.
I did have a lovely day today though.
i cant lie.
for the most part it was lovely.
i think i will sleep better tonight just because I am so exhausted.
and i should quit blogging and just post pictures on buzznet.
silence is golden.
I will just email people.
I also bought a dress like a whole size too big. I have to return it I guess.it makes no sense.
maybe I will just wear it to this lame fucking wedding I am attending. Weddings are gay wastes of money.
stupid,really.
I think that everyone is such an asshole.
everyone.
for the most part people dont know how to act.
and thats the problem.
I did have a lovely day today though.
i cant lie.
for the most part it was lovely.
i think i will sleep better tonight just because I am so exhausted.
and i should quit blogging and just post pictures on buzznet.
silence is golden.
I will just email people.
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