Monday, May 08, 2006

I will love them to death

Yesterday I bought some coconut creamer. And I was very xcited to make some coffee and enjoy it this morning. but when I pushed the button labeled "on" the stupid dumb coffeee maker just sat there all stupid. Its broken. I am going to go try and JAM the damn button in RIGHT NOW! It HAS TO WORK!
nope. totally broke.
ANYFLIPPINWAYS Birds are singing and it seems like a beautiful day.
SO far we have had TWO DEAD BIRDS FLOATING in our pool.
thats gross.
It'd be cool to find like a dead OWL.
Not that I want owls to die or anything I would just like to see one close up and maybe poke it with a stick.
I am so mad that I am not drinking coffee right now.
what the heck?
I need to shave my arm pits.

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