Sunday, May 14, 2006

I HAVE HAD BETTER

I like it when cigerette ladies tell me I look 17.
thats a nice thing on Mothers Day.

so a dentist man approached me today in Gods house and said "nice ride".
allllllriiiight.
and I KNOW!
but i was like whatever dentist.
do you like me better NOW?
am I cooool enough for you now?
stupid dentist.
thats not nice of me to say.
he seems like a nice man.
The dentists' wife has these weird sparkley BLUE abalone lookin nails and once I said something to her about them
and now she always says "HERE LOOK AT MY NAILS!!"
and I say things like "COOOOL!" and "FUN!!!" and "RADICAL"
next time (ASSUMING there WILL BE A NEXT TIME) I will say "BITCHIN!!"
I bet they will invite me over for a BBQ soon.

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