If I would just LISTEN and OBEY my horoscopes daily advise. I would be guaranteed eternal happiness.i went to a fortune teller once. she made me allllll upset because she told me I would marry a man named STEVE!
STEVE!??!?!
well. she was dead wrong.
and i was upset for months.
I have been avoiding the supermarket.
and i have been avoiding cooking.
and i have been avoiding laundry.
OH and I have not taken a shower since saturday.
it is monday.
so I guess I have been avoiding bathing.
but I will shower now.
the strike has gone on long enough.
and ya know what i hate!???
YOU!
no not you.
I hate when I smoke soooo much that when I breath out my nose I can like TASTE the smoke flavor.
thats just sick.
I am fucking disgusting.
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