A few watermelon martinis and I realize just how much alcohol is in VODKA.
these martinis taste like JOLLY RANCHERS!
yuuuumm
BIG WEDDINGS ARE GAY AND VERY LAME.
BUT i love to attend weddings.
I love to dance.
i danced like a maniac at my wedding.
I was totally drunk on STRAIGHT BRANDY.STRAIGHT OUTA THE BOTTLE.
mmmmmm.
me and brandy gooo waaay back.
but seriously weddings are pretty fun.
but still very lame.
I want NEW martini glasses.
someone should FORSUREBUYMESOMENOW!
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