no one else on gods green earth

well i tried to go see that Devil wears Prada movie
and I tried to take my grandma along with me
we arrived too late and it was SOLD OUT.
so fine.
I ended up just going back to my mother/grandmas house. I hate that house.
and i hate my moms stupid smelly cats.
but i was thankful all the other beings that usually inhabit the house were not around.
anyways I had some really nice tea with my grandma and I ate some really nice crumb cake.
we also watched a GREAT show on the telly.
I dont know if you have heard of it but it is just GREAT!
it stars jennifer love hewitt!!!! and she can see and TALK to ghosts and it is really great. I cant remember the name of the show.
wait! GHOST WHISPERER.
and she has got some great bangs.
the show was great.
she is a great actress.

another event that I will share is that I have a lady that comes to my door every now and then and she preaches jehovah witness style stuff. she came today.
that was great.
she is really nice but the thing is I am not.
no no I am nice but I am just afraid that one day she will accidently catch me at the wrong time.
so I live in fear.
OH AND tonight I went to the grocery store and SHE WAS THERE!
its a sign.
I should learn about jehovah.

but my stomach is killing me.
its excruciating.
great.

SING ALONG WITH ME

anything I come up with to say is dumb. I should not blog. but I feel the pullllll. something pulls me in.

I think people are fake and screwy and I want nothing to do with them.
but thats not true. I want everything to do with them.
uuuhhhgggg my stomach feels sick.
i hate when I think negative thoughts about the people I love and care about the
most.
its a real downer.
I guess I just need to turn it around and think only of the positive thoughts.
I wonder what sort of negative thoughts do others have of ME!?!
probably all the same negative thoughts I think about of myself.
I think I can be very sefl sbsorbed.
maybe I have a tendancy to GO ON AND ON AND ON about certain subjects that nobody BUT me cares about.
that could be annoying.
maybe I complain too much.
maybe I lack social graces.
maybe I am dull.
maybe I dress funny.
maybe I smell bad.
maybe I am dumb.
but I know that even IF that stuff is actual that I do have some great positive qualities too.
everyone has not so good qualities and everyone has not so bad qualities too.
I think that it is good to pay close attention to both.
but I dont feel like listing any of my possilbe positive qualities.
that would be too painful.
just whatever.
everyone should know and understand their not so good qualities.
CAUSE! BELIEVE YOU ME my dear friends YOU have MANY NOT SO GOOD QUALITIES.
to be honest you suck. at times.
just like me.
but now thats not really focusing on the good.
it's hard. it's complicated. it's meaningless.
stupid negativity.
i hate it.

enjoy my party

yeah weellllll whateverrrrrr.
I thiiink thaaat myyy daay is going just greeeeat
I wanna make a martini right NOW!!!!!!!!!!
tomottow i think I will see that Devil Wears Prada movie.

I'm far away from nowhere

CAN YOU FEEL IT!?!?!?!?!?!!?
I know you can!!
this song is special to me for many reasons.
I heard it today while getting all hot and sexy in the gym.
I could not remember the name of the song or the band so I asked somelady and she was like "NO!I DONt KNOW!!"
and I was like "OK BITCH!"
enjoy you suckers.

POINTLESS AND UNSATISFYING

I get myelf tangled in the most asinine circumstances.
and to top it off I spend money on many illogical purchases.
I like must be a masochist because I do things that I KNOW will cause me pain in the end.
but I am not complaining so dont get your panties in a bundle thinking I am being all sad and lame and depressing.
I had a great day. all things considered.
I DID buy myself a KILLER dress.
well maybe I convinced myself it was a KILLER dress just so I could justify buying something.
and I ate out for the 7th time this week.
I. AM. VERY. IRRESPONSIBLE.

and more.

WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO

I went to the gym a bit ago. Decided to wear shorts. At home I looked ok.
but when I arrivd at the gym I saw that i INDEED LOOKED like a huge DORK!
ruined my whole workout.
my shorts were way to big and made my ASS look GIGANTIC and I just looked stupid.
OHG and my shorts kept going up my butt. that was a real helper.
I may just thow these shorts out. I usually just sleep in them.
**GOD THIS IS SOOOOOOOOMME AMAZING MATERIAL!**
some shorts of mine I have had since the 7th grade.
one pair has COWS ALL OVER EM'!
and the COWS are on icecubes and the icebubes have the words CHILL OUT and COOL on them.
I should have worn those.
they are green.
I will keep them forever.

I dont know why my stomach feels sooo empty.
it uncomfortable,
but I just DONT feel hungry.
I guess this is a time for water.
My stomach has a mind of its own.

I think I am just goign to get all clean and nice smelling and show up at my good friends place of work.
I think that will be ok.

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE

i wake up to my room being 1,000,000 degrees. its hot and it is retarded.

the sun just blasts IN! rude.

it causes me to wake up believing that I have travled to hell during my sleep.

but thats neither here nor there.

buried along with her name

I am gonna have a magical smoothie.
I bought some magic at the grocery store.
its new.
and its down a secret aisle.
Its magic.
secret magic.
and I am gonna make a smoothie with it.
after I eat my magic smoothie I will then turn into a something magical.
magic.
thats my favorite word.
and sugar.

magic.
sugar.

just looking at those words does something magical to me.

sneezing feels so good.
so does laughing.
sometimes when I laugh I can either hear my dads laugh or my moms.
other times its just my magical laugh.
so fucking magical.
if I could just stop swearing.

LORD KNOWS YOU GOTTA CHANGE

If I would just LISTEN and OBEY my horoscopes daily advise. I would be guaranteed eternal happiness.
i went to a fortune teller once. she made me allllll upset because she told me I would marry a man named STEVE!
STEVE!??!?!
well. she was dead wrong.
and i was upset for months.

I have been avoiding the supermarket.
and i have been avoiding cooking.
and i have been avoiding laundry.
OH and I have not taken a shower since saturday.
it is monday.
so I guess I have been avoiding bathing.
but I will shower now.
the strike has gone on long enough.
and ya know what i hate!???
YOU!
no not you.
I hate when I smoke soooo much that when I breath out my nose I can like TASTE the smoke flavor.
thats just sick.
I am fucking disgusting.

I live with my frenzy feet

so the world has lost its mind.
everywhere I go I feel unsafe. at any minute KAPOOOW! GUN SHOT! or KABOOOM! EXPLOSION!
people are very unstable.
I am always scared of people goign crazy and just losing ALL control and doing the unthinkable.
plus the planet is melting.
I dont even want to talk about this anymore.
and I still feel very parched.
I think I am trying to dehydrate myself SUBCONCIOUSLY!!
why else wouldnt i drink water?
well, I dont really like the way water tastes!!
that doesnt even make sense to me.
I should naturally love the taste of water.

AS CLEAR AS CRYSTAL AT A MILLION MPH

sometimes when i start up a post I cant clear my head long enough to finish one thought.
about a million things go through my mind.
I'd like to make some strong point about innocence. how we lose it and
how thats sucks.
but then I start to think about my mother begging me for my company.
but I just dont wanna give it to her.
she comes off all BLAH.
then I think about how I have a horrible feeling in my mouth.
dry.
I am parched.
and I have been all day but nothing seeems to help.
then i think about this pain in my neck.
I have a pain in my neck.
I'd realllylike a nice muscle relaxer.
that'd be awesome.
so anyways thats all.
after I am done posting i then think of all the things I meant to really say.
isnt that just the way it goes?
never able to truly get your point across.
nobody ever REALLLY gets it.
and nobody is reallly all that clear anyhow.
so who cares?
TODAY IS MY GRANDMAS 91st FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
and she is beautiful.

THATS JUST A JOKE ARTICHOKE

i just dropped my laptop a few times.
and my camera sorta broke for a bit but my handy husband made it all betterer.
if I had some orange juice I swear to God I'd make myself a screwdriver.
mmmmmmm you have no idea how bad I wish we had someorange juice.
and actually the only vodka I have is RASPBERRY ( why is there a "p" in raspberry? I think that is just stupid.)
BUT that would make a good screwdriver I think...
but really? drinking at 11:30 am???
it IS Saturday.
and it IS my Grandmas 91st birthday.
but whatever I dont have any OJ.
just the luck.

i wake up every morning to the sound of you

Today is my Grandmas 91st birthday. I dont even have a gift for her. I reallly have no idea what to get her.
and I dont think i want to go to the gym today.
someone asked me if it hurts to think so deep all the time.
I dont even think I think deep.
I think that sounds gay.
I must be gay.

at my grandmas old old house she had an enormous palm tree in the front.
thousands of birds lived in it.
baby ones would fall and die.
so there was always dead baby birds in her grass.
sad.
but thats life.
birds fallout of trees and they die.
boo hoo.

far more damage

I really do not feel good.
something has come over me.

I dont think you feel that great either.
no one feels good.
I am depressing.
great.

but in twenty minutes I will have a WHOLE new view.
change is a constant.
what is wet becomes dry.
and the other way around.
pretty dumb.
or brilliant.

and see this pink
background i have going here?? well I want it to be white.
white as snow.
I dont know how to make it white.
I am sure it is simple.
right?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR

oh crap leave me alone.

ITS ALL ABOUT WHO HAS THE BIGGEST GUNS

DONT TRY TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME MAN!!! dont try to trick me DUDE.
I know everything. I know what you think. I know what you thought.
I know everything. nothing gets past me. I pay close close attn to every detail!
everything.
I know what you are ginna say before you even say it.
It is simple.
I am in tune with everything and I know every motive for every move.
because of this I am unreadable.

My stomach is totaally jacked up today.
AND I have had to pee like 30 times already.
hanging out in the bathroom is just the best.

and I can't stop listening to the GORILLAZ!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!
MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEEEASEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
goodbye.

VERY PRETTY

The saddest thing about my life is that I have NO tree.
none in my backyard and a dead one in my frontyard.
i think that sucks.
everyone needs a tree.
the surrounding houses have gorgeous trees.
I really want a tree.
maybe even a lemon tree. but I have been told that lemon trees don't do well in this area.
I want to move to a place where lemon trees rule.

last night I had the strangest dreams.
my dreams have been really strange.
they are messages to me from the dream GOD.

HAVE THE LIGHTS BEEN ON ALL DAY!?!!

i like to play with fire and wax.
always.

stick a button on me

UMAs makeup in the BATMAN and ROBIN movie is inspirational.
actually everything about her character is inspirational.
I think I should either brew up some coffee or take a nap.
I GUESS it is possible to do both.
I have to leave my comfortable house AGAIN at some stupid point today.

I was searching for something in my picnic basket purse and I STABBED myself with some kind of dumb pin.
it hurt like a mo fo.

I AM TALENT!!

my life is my own personal retreat.
I nap, read, write, paint, shower, listen to music and smoke.
and I do it all while being so many things to so many people.
but mostly I am just a loser.
a loser with many hidden talents and some not so hidden talents.
fuck I'm great.

I HATE JUNK

HEY! HEY! LOOK! LOOK! HERE! HERE! QUEER! QUEER!
and maybe here.

I dont know about YOU! but I know that I dislike shaving my arm pits.
But I will continue to do so just out of courtesy for the rest of the world.
CAUSE I KNOW THE entire WORLD/UNIVERSE is always always staring at my arm pits EVERY chance they get!
the world is full of sickos!

AND I dont know about YOU and YOURS but me and mine like weed.
peace man.

SLICE OF PINK INTERVIEWS ME!!

1. What do you order at IHOP?

coffee w/ french vanilla creamer, rutti tutti fresh and frutti w/strawberries, bacon, and scrambled eggs

2. How do you like your hamburgers?

on a bun

3. Fanta, Fanta, Don't You Wanta?

yes very much so

4. Favorite song right this moment?

Provided By MetroLyrics

5. What is something worth paying a little extra for?

Vodka

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Is it weird that I want my hair to be JUST like OPRAHS!!?
i was all GEARED up to watch her showthis afternoon.
READY to learn something new ABOUT MYSELF and maybe cure an addiction or something inspiring like that.
BUT NO! JON BON FREAKIN JOVI IS ON.
I don't know if something is wrong with me or what BUT I just dont care for that rock star.
he seems nice but I just dont care.
he does not rock me.
He looks like he has had TONS of plastic surgery.
Maybe I am picking at him.
I just think he is gay.
sorry.
shoot me.

I worry about what my maids think I am doing while they are here.
I think they wonder about me.
In my head I pretend that I have an ebay account that I make MAD money with.
and I am doing serious business dealings.
lying to yourself is FUN!

I'll take you deeper

HELL YEAH!
HOW ARE WE GOING TO WORK THIS OUT!?!?

i think I just blacked out

I just made myself a mediocre smoothie.
I had no idea what i was doing.
I never make excellent smoothies.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?!
what am I missing?
ice?
should I add some ice?
blueberries?
mango?
guava?
I did use some raZberries.
ones with a little mold.
I don't think that can hurt me. right?
I tried to add a peach but the peach sucked.
peaches are not good till like July.
its still June.

chop it off!

I AM SOOOOOoooo DEEEEP AND I THINK AMAZINGLY DEEEeeeeP thoughts.
not really.
most of the time I walk around thinking that I have done serious/permanent damage to my brain.
I need to workout my brain muscle.
or I should just lay in the sun and FRY OFF MY SKIN.
ACTUALLLLLLY I need to clean.
GUESS WHAT TODAY IS???
MAID DAY.

let me think about what I have to do and ponder my timeline and then worry about when I will get a chance to watch that BRITTANY SPEARS INTERVIEW that I have been DYING to watch.

I think someone should interview me.
interviews are the coolest and thats what I am about.
I am also about pissing off people by merely doing what I do.
can I do anyhitng else but what I do?
am I really even pissing off people?
am I just pissed so then I project and make believe that everyone is pissed?
BUT THE FACT IS THAT I AM PISSED OFF AT YOU!!!
dumb ass.
I always want everyone to feel comfortable and feel good.
and thats just not possible.

my wrist hurts now.

I CAN SEE AND I CAN HEAR ALL OF THE INFO

TAB is making a come back in a supreme way.

I dont even have anything COOL to say.
I think I slept like a little girl and I give all the credit to my martinis.
Carrying around a martini glass seems pretentious.
I dont like martinis glasses but love martinis.
I also have a tiny blemish on my face.
thats a shocker and a bummer.
for awhile my face was breaking out LOTS but I put a stop to that nonsense with some special creams.
ANYWAYS so NOW when I get a pimple its like old times again.
what is up with pores??
flaws.
there are many flaws in the human body.
but lots of perfections too. I guess.

so I just ate some cereal and my day is getting better and better BY THE SECOND!!
and that is the truth.

ITS JUST RIDICULOUS

A few watermelon martinis and I realize just how much alcohol is in VODKA.
these martinis taste like JOLLY RANCHERS!
yuuuumm

BIG WEDDINGS ARE GAY AND VERY LAME.
BUT i love to attend weddings.
I love to dance.
i danced like a maniac at my wedding.
I was totally drunk on STRAIGHT BRANDY.STRAIGHT OUTA THE BOTTLE.
mmmmmm.
me and brandy gooo waaay back.
but seriously weddings are pretty fun.
but still very lame.

I want NEW martini glasses.
someone should FORSUREBUYMESOMENOW!

I DONT CARE IF YOU EAT A BEAR OR A PEAR!

bought a baby watermelon and it seems sour. If I buy a BIG watermelon I will eat the whole dam thing up so I got a baby one.
I have ZERO self control! but I am getting stronger cause I lift weights. dude.
anyways sour watermelon.
whatelse?
oh!
nothing else.

EVERYDAY WE HAVE A SET-BACK JACK HEART-ATTACK

GOD! I was trying to put up this CUTE QUIZ that my sister had on her RAD blog BUT it fucked all my junk up. totally hay wire made my template it did. then I got upset and started to have chest pains.
my test results involved INTELLIGENCE, BRILLANCE, EGO and A DASH OF SADNESS.
cool.
but whatever. my sister broke the damn code.
so it doesnt matter.
great JOB!

oh god my day was one of those days that will go down in history.
but then again maybe not.

there is a good side and a bad side to all things.

My grandma said crzy things to me today.
she said, "i thought you didn't like tea"
that threw me for a LOOP! we always have tea together.
thats crazy talk.

tomorrows gonna be great.
I swear.

Time is a low

I am about an hour behind on my day. awesome.
but really I am in no hurry. I keep thinkin i hva to hurry. but I don't.

I put suntan stuff on and now i am touching things and getting everything all slick.
my laptop especially.
and camera.
and hair.

I think my head is staring to hurt now.
because I think too hard.
that must be a disorder or some sort of handicap.
thinking too hard about nothing.
thats enough to make you wanna get drunk.

I will shower now.
and then spend somemore time with my Grandma.
and i will try to have a tight grip on my sanity.

BUUZZZZ BUZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ

I still need to go to the doctor about the tumor on my wrist.
and
my electric bill is like one hundred thousand dolllars.
thats insanity.
what am i gonna go?
not have any electricity?
no cool air?
no internet?
no lights?
electricity is like a necessary thing.

I dumped some cherry lime juice on my kitchen floor the other day so for a few days the kitchen floor has been very sticky and noisy. but this morning I had enough so I got some pine sol and a sponge and cleaned my whole floor.
it smells like a lemon tree in my house.
thats not really interesting.

morning TV is gay.

and i think I hate my hair.

my heart is sicka being

another goody.
tori is like some sort of angel ir something.
well, I think this video is very long and very cool.
like me.
I am very long and i am very cool.
and i just ate some chinese food.
thats what cool people eat.
chinese.

there is cat throw up ALL over my moms house and I think that is soooo funny.
makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

BLOGGING IS FOR POSERS

Its uncool to blog on a Saturday night.
I think that is true.
looking forward to sleep tonight since my dreams are JAMMED PACKED W/ACTION!
earlier while napping there was a chase scene while holding a baby.
i am running for my life in all my dreams. and I am PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
I ate some sour patch kids today. SOUR and SWEET CANT BE BEAT!
they are my favorite candy. I really just love all candy.
so many things happen throughout my day.
so many thoughts and moods and reactions.
I can't keep up.
and I don't even wanna remember anything.
I don't wanna document anything anymore.
It doesnt even matter what went on earlier.
just whats happening now.
and right now I am fucking tired.
and I have to wake up and go to fucking church.
then only God knows what will come next.
fucking future.fucking past.fucking present.

fucking sweet dreams.

I could not erase it

everyone has to love this video.
and you have to love the song too.

and Adrian Brody is interesting.
so is Tori.

FATHERS DAY WEEKEND 2006!!! WOOOHOO!!

I almost got into a SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT! SERIOUS! it was too close.
seriously.
I was so angry! this car of PUNKS turned RIGHT in front of me! we were SOOooooo close to smashing! and I was traveling at about 55MPH.I wish someone could have seen how close it was.
and IF WE WOULD HAVE crashed and if i would have been uninjured I would have JUMPED out of my car and I would have BEAT THOSE MOYTHER FUCKERS UP!
I SWEAR TO CHRIST! i would have completly LOST IT! I may have been arrested. I know I would have been an eruption of temper.
But thank goodness I am such a skillful driver. serious.
also my son was with me and he called them FATHEADS. I was like YES they ARE FATHEADS!
anywayss that happened.
and then later in the evening I had a mini panic attack at my friends house.
and then I was accused of being RUDE to an EL POLLO LOCO employee.
All i said was "FINE." is that rude?
maybe I am rude.
and maybe I think everyone is stupid too.

so you hear that loud motor running and running all day?

My laptop gets all HOT and I think it may BLOW UP!

fathers day is so cool.
Waaaay cooler than mothers day.
Mothers day is like the lamest holiday ever.

I am trying real hard to make my template RADICAL!
but by doing so I will be accused of being a fattycopycat so I GIVE UP!

DID YOU KNOW TAHT JIM CARREY AND JENNY MCCARTNEY ARE LIKE DATING!??!!?
i had no idea!
and did you know that it is PAUL McCARTNEYS BITHDAY?!?!
well it is.

i should have a lil smokey smoke.

GET HER DOWN!! SHE IS STUCK!!

dont let this picturefooool u yo.
I am still in bed. friday is my day to drink coffee and stuff.
I will probably make some pancakes too.
IT REALLY MAKES ME CRAZY MAD when I see commercials on cartoon networks!
DUDE! KIDS DONT HAVE JOBS OR MONEY! so therefore they are NOT consumers!
stupid.
I and you most likely think there is a lot of stupid stuff goign on.
sometimes I think things are soooo stupid that I begin to feel stupid.
am I stupid?
no.
should i feel stupid?
absolutely NOT!
is it avoidable?
i dont think so.

last night I watched a movie that had a tiny scene of GAY SEX!
not enough for my taste.
and the movie was Elephant.
it was good and it was horrible.
I used the world "horrible" numerous times throughout and I was thinkin GOD DONT I KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS!!??

OH and I watched a teeny part of the PASSION of THE CHRIST and it made me incredibly uncomfortable, and I used the word JESUS as an exclamation and I felt stupid once again and asked that the channel be changed.
no thanks Jesus.

Baby why's who's who, who know you too?

wanna know WHY i should be a detective?
cause i guessed that this party of people in a certain place were celebrating a young girls graduation.
the young girl looked like she was 20! she was dressed all slutty.
slutty eighth grader.
well freshman now.
I was 13 when I graduated junior high.
I was thrown into a trash can when I was in 7th grade.
it was horrible.
and in the 8th grade this black boy really wanted to be my boyfriend.
His name was CARL.
he was litttle and not very cute.
so I said NO! over and over and over again.
and another boy that I had a serious crush on ALWAYS ALWAYS made fun of my small boobs.
I WAS LIKE 13!
and in my yearbook he wrote "you have the biggest tits IN THE WORLD."
that was a bummer and I blacked out the word "tits".

I HATE YOU MATT SOMETHING OR OTHER!!
I remember he was a big fan of the BLACK CROWS.

OH! DADDYS AT THE DOOR!

I should be a detective.
I will open up my own agency.
thats dumb.
I always have these ideas and I get ALL ENTHUSIASTIC AND PUMPED!
but then I realize thats its just not practical.
i would like to get a job though.
It would have to be a MON-TUES 11-4:30 type o job.
does that exist?
and it has to be a COOL job.
not some lame buuulllshhiiit job!
BUT I probably dont really even want a job.
I have said all this crap before.

I think I have a sweating problem.
and a delusional problem.
I am delusional.
and sweaty.

He was so enormous

i fell asleep last night and then woke up this morning. thats unusual. the usual would be me waking up 3-4 times throughout the night and eating mugs of cereal and maybe some mashed potatos. yum.
last night I watched this documentary about severely obese people. they were very whiney and FAT! and PATHETIC! I was talkin MAD poop about the tubbys. mocking them by saying in my fat voice OH HELP ME I AM ADDICTED TO FOOD. OH HELP ME I LOVE THE WAY FOOD SLIDES DOWN MY THROAT.OH HELP ME I WEIGH A TON!
after I was done making fun and being angry with the lards I walked upstairs and ate a fews scoops of mashed potatos and a few scoops of zucchini and then I had some cereal.
I am soo going to hell.
i think.

CAN I LIVE WHILE I AM YOUNG?

I hate MAIL! it is full of junk. annoyingpaper.
I liked the movie I saw today.
Lots of parts I found REALLY FUNNY.
and something is wrong with one of Vinces thumbs.
I think his right thumb. It looks weird. I kept trying to get a good look.
and I LOOOK SOOOOO MUCH LIKE JENNY ANISTON ITS LIKE CREEPY!
anyways.
I called some people BOZOZ earlier and I thought that was realli brilliant.
BOZO!
hahahahaaaaa BOZO!
Its funny.
Uh whatelse can I say?.....
.......I ate some Nachos with a thousand jalapenos.
I thought there would be like 15 or so. but there was 1,000.
I also had a LARGE chocolate milkshake and I also and I also and I also.

OH and I asked the milkshake maker man for a sample of this special blueberry cheeseckae icecream and he gave me like an ENTIRE SCOOP! FOR FREE!!!!!
it was AAAWWEESOME and very cool and delicious and and and and YEAH!

and I tried to buy some beer but was DENIED cause I look 19.
sensational.

do you love me yet or what???
no?
FINE!

tangled webs we weave

SOMEthing just is notright here.
A girl at the gym told me how cute I looked.
that was nice and I did a little cute dance for her.
she appreciated that I think.

I need to go on a retreat.
to hawaii. alone.
or with tons and tons of friends!
either way I am making a drastic retreat!
so peace fellas.

I am going to go see the BREAKUP.
I am sure its not gonnna be oh so wonderful I wanna fuckin marry you good.
it will just be ok.
but I love Vince Vaughn and Jenny Aniston.
they're hot.
right?
My grandma saw and she said that it is a good lessin for young couples.
and when I asked her if she thought it was funny she said "do you think fighting is funny?"
and i don't know.
sometimes fighting IS funny.
but sometimes it is so not funny.

PISSS OFFF!

HOW GAY

I guess my blog IS very important to me.
IT just IS.
no matter how much I wanna pretend its NOT IT IS.
But I always think it sucks. POST AFTER POST.
SUCK SUCK SUCK.
so i keep trying to improve and be better.
in all things.
in every aspect.
a better friend.
a better wife.
a better mom.
a better sister.
a better I.
BETTER!
I want to be BUTTER!
is anything better than butter?

butter is smooth.
not rough.

I will be smooth.
and sometimes relationships just end.

TOONY TOON TOON

people are assholes and if my BIG DADDY WERE ALIVE HE WOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
WORLD!!
I look deeply into everything.
my day started out with an empty stomach and I went to the gym with an empty stomach and it made me delirious.