OK JERKS. i got a really greaT and slutty halloween costume.
mission accomplished. NOW if only my party could be as great and as slutty.
DID YOU KNOW THAT HALF THE WORLD IS PREGNANT!?
itstrue. everywhere I look and everything I hear has to do with all these KNOCKED UP HOES.
not me. and probablynot you! so calm down.
and I dont want any baby carrying bitchfaces at my party complaining about the HEAT, the NAUSEA, the SWOLLEN THINGS, or the PLACENTAS. and I dont care if you are with child YOU BETTER GET SHITTYFACE DRUNK OR I will KICK YOU IN YOUR STUPID BABY BELLY.
I am a mean mean baby hater.
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