Friday, July 07, 2006

YUMMY AND DELICIOUS BUT NOT NUTRITIOUS

My pool cleaner dude was just here to clean up my poool and he knocked on my door so I hid under my coffee table.
I think he wants some money. or maybe he wants a glass of water. Either way I hid.
I am very slick.
I am not a big boozer and dont really wanna come across as one BUT I am fresh outtta VANILLA VODKA and that is just unfortunate.
Its also unfortunate that my dog smells like dead burnt up bodies.
know what is one of my favorite scenes in a movie? THE ONE scene in KILL BILL where Kiddo FUCKS UP THAT SICK FUCK OF A NURSEMANS SKULL! then she steals his pussy ride.
Kiddo is such a cute name.
ok byebye

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