the humor i do

my house felt like an icebox so I turned on the heat.
so many people have been talking about and to SANTA lately.
I know he hates me. but he just ACTS like he likes me cause he feelslike he HAS TO.
Santa should just be honest with me. or we will just continue to live this lie.
and Highway Patrol cars should stay out of regular people car washes.
dont they have special car washes for them? goodnight.