now she is involved in the government

BEEN A HUGE SHIRLEY TEMPLE FAN SINCE FOREVER!!

i heard that Shirley was upset that she did not get the part of DORTHY so she CURSED the ruby slippers that Judy wore and the rest is history.
a young lady witch told me more of the story when I was in the 5th grade.

kinda spooky

and i can tell when people arent paying attn and/or not caring.

I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. SLUT!

my gramma HATES her physical therapist! HATES! and she told him to FUCK OFF.
that is such a lie.
OMG! I am getting realllly annoyed right now. i dont like the feeling so when it comes I try to do my best at figuring OUT why I am annoyed and WHY that reason is selfish and not good and how I need to just be cool and realize that there is nothing to be annoyed about becasue feeling annoyed sucks. and well sometimes it not me. sometimes I can not see where I am wrong.
but right now I am going out for some CHINESE FOOD!

STRONG IF I CAN

It is too cold to go outside today until at least THREEO CLOCK. CAUSE at 3 I have NO choice and I must leave the house
and I threw up this morning at the gym for NO reason. I had to RUUUUUN to the bathroom. all I ate was a banana so it wasnt too much puking involved. then I worked out.
COOL! I guess I was feeling PUMPED UP AND PHYSCHED OUT DUDE SO I VOMITED!!!!
FUCK YEz!

LISTEN TO ME AND MY WORDS

so turns out that I dont have a NEW shirt to wear today.
SO NOW MY DAY IS RUINED and SCREWED!
I might as well go to bed and fucking cry all fucking day about it.
MEDIUM IS TOO BIG!!! wa wa wa wa wa wa! SMALL IS TOO LITTLE!!
so where does that leave me? ANSWER ME THAT!
and
I notice that people like to out talk each other.
who can talk longer and LOUDER?

I LOVE THE GYM BECAUSE OF THE MIRRORS

GOOD MORNING!
I thought I had a ton of time but i guess that my time is running out.
but just enough time.
plenty of time to post a picture of myself.
and read my horoscope.
now run off and try your best.

WATCH ME BURN

i bought a shirt and its too big so RIGHT now I HAVE to go back and EXCHANGE IT! GOD WHAT A PAIN!!!!
and I'm a christmas shopping retard because I have only ONE present purchased.
pajama bottoms for my mother.
just plucked em up today and I also bought myself a pair and I bought myself 3 other items.
thats naughty. and I wont even wait till Christmas to open.

HOW HIGH?

while napping yesterday afternoon I dreamt about planes dropping BOMBS and missiles shooting through the DAMN AIR!!!! oh! and I lost my son and my gramma ran away from me while I was SCRREAAMING GRAAAMMMAAA!!!
peaceful rest.
SO FAR TODAY I have realized that I have ZERO sweaters.
I MEAN IT! I really have ZERO sweaters.
and I went to the bank and LOST my keys. then the security gaurd found them and held them up in the AIR in MIDDLE OF THE BANK and YELLEDOUT "WHO WANTS TO WALK HOME?!" and I YELLED BACK "ME! ME! ME!" and jumped in the air three times.
it was quite a show.
and all the bank tellers and bank visitors LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!
I obviously made their day.
I am full of sunshine on this cloudy freezing ass cold day.
its 50 degrees so that not freezing.
I also bought a crossaint breakfast sandwich since all these BITCHES KEEP TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES.
i dipped it in pancake syrup.
FATFACE.

Come here girl

Would you like some information on HOW TO AVOID GETTING AN EVEN FATTER ASS DURING THE HOLIDAYS??
OMG!! TODAY I got a text message informing me that my JT SEXY BACK ringtone will expire in 48 hours.
what should I do!?!?!!???!?!

i like.
click on the picture and check out the 360 degree images. ok!

UMMMM WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

somethings i am clear on but other things are not so clearly stated

I went on a special trip to a special store to get a replacement pillow BUT the store was ALL OUT OF PILLOWS!
how does a store run out of pillows?!!??!
Now I have some new purple pants.
and three brand new pairs of scissors!
goodnight.

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

I WANNNNA GO APE SHIT AND BUY A TON OF CHRISTMAS INFLUENCED MERCHANDISE!!! I WANT TO BE A CONSUMER.
I spent 99 dolla in TARGET today on NOTHING.
I did get some dish detergent tablets.
I like the tablets not the powder boxes.
I have a tin.
I did something really funny about 15 minutes ago BUT nobody was around but me.
and OUCH! my throat feels like its ON FIRE!!!
all cause I choked on a peppermint pattie.
but choking on the pattie wasnt the really funny thing I did.
that was something else all together.
nutty.

MY HITS ARE WAY DOWN.

I am dehydrated and over stimulated.
and I have eaten THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
I started to eat the universe on WEDNESDAY.
and today I am finally done.
THE OTHER DAY I started to blog about how my bathtub is toooooo shallow and it needs to be DEEPER!
BUT I got alllll paranoia and cuckoo about the whole thing and started thinking that maybe I AM ONE THAT IS TOO SHALLOW!
and maybe I NEED TO ADD SOME DEPTH.
i wouldnt know. would I?
so maybe I am shallow.
did I mention how MOTHER EFFING TIRED I AM?
and that when I am away from my blog I DONT THINK ABOUT IT ONCE!
but i do think of you.

maybe I will blog twice this evening.

satisfied

My Thanksgiving was hellacious. I made the entire dinner myself
well actually my mom did bring some butternut squash soup.
I fucked up again in the stuffing department!
Seems I always mess that one up.
but i made a lot of other bang-up dishes.

and blogger needs to get OFF my back where BETA is concerned.
seriously LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
no thank you.
and thanks.

wunderkind

I tripped and fell over a power cord a few moments ago. I saw that the cord was in the walkway and gonna cause some trouble but I did nothing about it and i tripped and fell.
and earlier I almost stuck my hand in the garbage disposal while in gear.
I am a champion.

ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I wanna get in show BIZ! I want tolike hang out with famous celebrities and go to award shows and other treats like that.
whats with the kelly rippa talking trash about the homos??? that is something that has happened in the recent days on DAYTIME television i think. I dont pay close attn when I am listening so I dont remember. but its something like along those lines. oh and Rosie is also involved. she is a lesbian.
YEp and I think that GWEN STEFANI is totalllyy rippping OFF FERGIE FERG. or soemthing.
something is going on there. something.
I already went to the grocery store.BUT I FORGOT COOL-WHIP! so I have to go back but it will be just for THAT.
I ammaking a WATERGATE SALAD
BTW-I think it is SOOOOO AWESOME THAT MUSIC ARTISTS BAMBOOZLE EACH OTHER.
and
and i cant really decide how i feel about FLAVA FLAV
but I think I am sure that I like sean paul.
but I might change my mind later.
and why do the dixie chicks suck now?
do they suck?
am I all off here?
because I feel right on.

why the hell you mean so much to me

REAL WORLD STARTS TONIGHT!!!!! I forgot all about it! OH WAIT! FUCK itsTOMORROW NIGHT! whatever.
i want to take a bath right now.
its sad that I have to wash my hair today.
i shaved last night. so thats already done and did. I took a bath last night too.
i am glad I feel comfortable taking to you about all my bath time.
not that it is the least bit interesting to any of us.
I need STAMPS!!
you enjoy yourself.

he told me that they would always take care of me

this morning around 11 AM my cell phone company texted me a nasty message about turning off my service if I did not pay my 400 dollar bill. this was alarming but still not totally unexpected.
so I promptly called them and this super nice indian guy credited my pastdue account 200 dollars. it was so wonderful.
I wouldnotshutup about itfor like 45minutes.
just now remembered.

well thats very good and for the best.

Saw the Borat.
alongside my husband and a ton of OLD people. who also thought the movie was funny.
I thought they were gonna get angry and leave.
i know nothing. obviously.
I saw SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION alone.
I dont think I had any popcorn or DRINK! and I was 14.
and also you should know that today i ordered myself a HUGE pumpkin ice cream, whip cream, pie crust, cinnamon, and carmel mixture ate 2 bites and was FULL!
fucking pity.

the birds of my soul are music enough

LOG IN Information is really an annoying thing. I cant remember one of my credit cards log in information. maybe that is something I dont need to blog about. maybe I should just go ahead and give out my blogger log in details and you can just blog for me.
sounds like a plan.
paying bills is something that I simply forget to do.
I thought my hair appt was TODAY OR TOMORROW BUT ITS NEXT WEEK.
wow. thats just not right.
I miss Michelle.
AND FOR LUNCH WEDNESDAY I WILL BE DINING IN A NEW PLACE!
SOMEWHERE I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN TO EVER EVER BEFORE!
and thurssday i guess I have to cook a big fuckking bird and about 5 side dishes.
sheesh.
and for today NO to BABEL and YES to BORAT.
seems to be the sich.
i dont have a problem with seeing a movie alone.

I wish I was bilingual

and you know I saw HAPPY FEET on saturday night!
currently i am icing a huge zit on my chin. a fun obsession of mine right now.
and tomorrow I wanna see another movie.
I will see Babel. and i already know that YOU dont care.
CHURCH WAS FINE.
BUT AFTER CHURCH I got a kick ass NEW HOODIE.
and a Christmas DAY SKIRT.
Christmas is coming.
I want to be MERRY AND FULL OF JOY.
lets be this way together.
OH! I guess some guy hit some girl in IHOP this morning and then they took it out to the car and everyone then stood around staring at the couple in their car and then someone said "CALL THE POLICE!" and the police and FIREMEN came statements were taken and that was all that happened.
violence in a restaurant is unfortunate.
nobody wants that to happen.
keep it in the home.
along with breakfast because IHOP FUCKING SUCKS!

maybe I should not have done a million things

sometimes I think its funnyy how everryone does the samethings over and over and over again.
like showers and sleep and eat. WE ALL DO IT!! we have to.
I think it is funny how we do things to survive.
i think its funny how we all have to go to the bathroomtoo!!
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAA
pG-13 movies are good.
its also kinda funny how you have to watch commercials in the movie theatre nowadays and I think its funny to think that people get pissedoff if you talk loudly during them.
and I like the commercials about the kids w/ cancer.
thatsa good one.
jennifer aniston is in it.
why not angelina JOLIE?
stupid cunt.
but maybe I kinda like her.
I dont KNOW!
I cant go running around calling people I dont know CUNTS!
I saw The Queen this evening and I thought that she was gonna end up dying of aids.
but as it turns out she is STILL ALIVE!

that was a mere rehearsal

i just realized that i am fresh out ofmilkandthat isa totalfuckenbummer MAN!
can i drinktoomuch milk? yes.
i need to slowdown my milk habit.
maybe. maybe I should get like1% milk.

AHHH HA!

DO you ever have a magnificent thought basically an epiphany and then it suddenly disappears? and then you are left sitting there wondering what it was you were even thinking about.
the weather has been just ducky.
its like in the HIGH SEVENTYS! tank tops are comfortable.
maybe even flip flops.

she is thinking that she deserves another milkbone

oH MY GOD I had a nice day.
i am gonna watch 20/20 with Barbara Walters tonight. Its going to be a good one. dont ask me WHY I CARE! I just do.
REMEMBER earlier today when I said I was an hour behind well it turned out I was right ON TRACK!
my day just had this undamaged flow to it.
and I am still waiting for my new perfume to arrive.
and i have been thinking about these leopard print shoes for a few hours so far this evening.
I think i have to buy them. and i they are not gonna cost me that much dough. they are only $12!!!
JANET got some new shoes and it made me kinda sorta jealous.
I try not to be that way but i just cant help it.
and this bra that I am wearing is madeout of fucking cardboard I am goign to take it off and throw it in the trash can!
i bought some marshmellows today.
ok Barbara Walters is on my television.
bye.

I am sure we can all agree on that

i am about one hour OFF schedule today. which will turn out just fine, and I am not stressing.
ate some salmon for lunch, cause I live like a princess.
or queen.I dontknow. niether I guess. and I would much rather be a princess then a queen.
but thats a secret between YOU and ME.
but as I was saying I was served salmon and my son was served salmon and my friends ate stuff too.
i should have dranksome alcohol just for spite.
I thought about having the plum wine.
i hate it when my stomach growls! its really bothers me.
sometimes I scream SHUT UP YOU STUPID BELLY SHUT UP@!!!
things that dont shut up are fucking annoying!
it would be horrible to be shotin the the stomach.
just bleed to death. like that cop IN reservoir dogs!!!
i am running out of time today!!! thats funny and awesome.

too bad no body gets my humor.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FESTIVAL OF TREES IS AN EXCLUSIVE EVENT??? you have to be on a LIST. SO NOT JUST ANYONE CAN GO. sorry.
I think that is dumb cause I wanted all my friends to come along and share the joy.
to even out all that my chin is broken OUT! and I am on my period. so dont be tooo too jealous of me and my FANTASTIC LIFE.
but my period isnt even that bad for me. Its just a FUN thing to bring up and discuss!
and makes me feel like I am a part of something BIGGER. something amazing. womanhood.
actually I am surprised cause I did not even have a PREMENSTRUAL MELTDOWN like USUAL!! isnt that great? and suspicious?
nevermind. this is personal.
NOW I am going to go about Thursday routine.
and MORE!
stay sane and safe.

you could say that the asshole left me high and dry

my new camera made me feel fucking pissed earlier. but we are fine now. storm blew over so to speak.
i am always thinking about how things are flawed. what the flaw is and why I find it a flaw.
and then I will wonder WHYTHE THING IS SO FLAWED!? how did that happen?
then try to remember that things are just NEVER perfect.
one time on my way to HAWAII I was searching for the flaw.
It wasnt hard to find. it was christmas and I felt that a cabin in the snow would have been better. and I felt like I was ON THE RUN.
and the trip did turn out to be a big flop.
the weather was horrible and really the island of MAUI isnt the BEST island there.
but maybe MAUI is YOUR favorite so GOD FORBID!

down on me

i am long overdue for a MOJITO.
I am certain that i ate cookie dough in my sleep last night. maybe twice.
I just now ate a lean cuisine pizza. bbq chicken.they are DELICIOUS! a little crunchy.
I ate it while wearing a white skirt and am happy I did not get any BBQ sauce on it. GO ME!
i should change my skirt. who do i think Iam? dressing the way I am dressed. i look like some type of gypsy lady wannabe or something.
I need to do some stuff around this HOUSE and THEN I AM GETTTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE@!
i should have gone to yoga and THEN had my bath! my bath was fine but I had to get out TWICE for THE PHONE!
messed up the whole ritual.
i should have gone to yoga.
just like the other day when i INSISTED that I order the buffet instead of something else on the menu.
then afterwards I remembered that I dont really like the buffet. and I like my omelettes WITH sour cream!
food is my life?

I LIKE TO BE HERE WHEN I CAN

I just called my husband to explain this drawing my son and I made this morning. and well it is freaking me out.
Pictures always freak me out. everything FREAKS ME OUT. FRREAKY. well my husband is too busy at work to listen to my dumb picture visual I wanted to give him. I should not talk abotu my sons art work BUT it IS what it IS! Drew drew a crazy looking picture. people are drawn with only three fingers. freaky.
and a LARGE BLACK BIRD IS FLYING IN THE SKY. and the sky is black. I am not in this picture. maybe the large blackbird ate me?
I couldkeep goign and goign and find A LOT of hidden messages.
whatever I am dumb.

I need to get into my bathtub. I bought some 10 dollar bubble bath at Rite AID this morning.
that was my plan.
and I am listenong to pINK FLOYD NON STOP!!
i am just soooo cool.
eat it.

i dont comeacross well.

WHY IS BUZZNET SOOOOOOOO FUCKING RETARDED???!~~!??!!
whatever FINE! fuck.
ok. what i wannna say is that I am NOT A SCITZO FRINIK!
i am kosher.
and I ran out of time today so I was unable or i forgot to add the get wine for me part.
I really havent the foggiest idea what I am goign to do2morrow BUT I WILL KEEP MYSELF BUSY ALL DAY LONG.
I just have to stay busy.
any ideas?
oh I was invited to this SUPER AWESOME TRUNK PARTY!!
i think itisTHI weekend.
up north.
any one wanna GO!?
no?
well?
oH and I wanna add some MORE movies to my movie LIST!
BABEL and THE FOUNTAIN.
but no links today sorry kiddos.
go cry about it!
sorry I dont mean that. I never want anyone to cry.
and I never wnat anyone to think I wish any bad will towards you.
I like you.
i guess.
and GUESS WHAT!!
I like sending my friends cards in the mail.
If you are a friend IN "REAL LIFE" you MAY be GETTING Something in the MAIL SOON!!! one day.
If I remember.
well THATS ONE THING I CAN DO TO OCCUPY MY DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!
so many options really. a day is full of possibilities.
exciting.
i might aswell stay up all night.

i like cookie dough.

I dont have time to blog.
I painted my nails and it is impossible for me to stay still long enough for the paint to dry.
and whatelse?
wine would be nice to drink tonight.
red of course.
white is ok too.

sorry if i hurt anyones feelings

hey.
I CAN'T wait to seeTHIS movie and THIS movie.
i cant wait!
i have waiting issues.
but waiting should be half the fun.

yeah uh huh.
you know.

operating as a unit

things I find comforting:
apple juice,
charlie sheen,
Dennis Hoppers voice,
foot rubs
and more.

i have been thinking that I would like a cat.
I know that is the wrong thing to think.
because i dont really think I like cats and I dont think that cats like me.
but i do want my fantasy cat.

SQUEAKY CLEAN! THATS ME!

my mom has to decorate this big Christmas tree for this special festival of TREES B.S. that goes on. the trees get auctioned off and all the money goes to the boy and girls of America club or something.
and she wants my help today.
super. I cant decide if I am going to drive the thirty minute drive to help her. I wonder how much help she will actually require from me. and she said that I could bring my gramma and that just makes me nervous. I dont know. I will probably end up GOING!!! maybe I will score another all expenses paid LUNCH outta the deal.
SOOOO! hear ye! hear ye! : if anyone wants my company today they better tell me FAST before I leave TOWN.
onto more fascinating topics-my dreams were all mishmashed last night.
I was out of my mind upset that I was NOT a HAWAIIAN TROPIC GIRL!! i missed the entire contest. so that was too bad. and then there were some monsters and some driving of cars at TREMENDOUS SPEEDS.
HOLY CLUSTER FUCK. I guess I WOULDSTAMPMY NIGHTS REST AS A FAILURE. but thats ok. I am not upset about it.
my coffee tastes lousy this morning.

each time i do it

WHOA I AM RUNNING LOW.
my house is so spic and span it really is fantastic.
I made white fish for dinner tonight.
and this evening while shopping in RITE AIDE I was accused of shoplifting and i wasnt even!
maybe I did think about it. BUT I WASNT.
It wasnt a serious accusation anyways BUT STILL!

notice how I have ZERO COMMENTS!?!?
thats funny.
and notice how the latest comment read NO COMMENT
HAHAHAHAA
I was unable to sit in my norm seat in churchy poo today.

sensual

I just ordered myself a new fragrance. without smelling it EVER! I AM SOOOOOO ADVENTUROUS!
i bought it cause it has the word CANNABIS in the title. and it mentioned something about chocolate.
I dont wanna say anymore about it. it will be here next week.
fuck I think its is actually FOR MEN!

far too into it

picture of me just because i like it on a Saturday night. more to come later.

STOP THE FUNGUS

NOTE TO ME:i dont always have to be all the way honest.
and doing the samething over and over again and then expecting different results is the INSANITY.
and FYI I HAD A SUPER NICE LUNCH WITH REALLY GREAT COMPANY AND I FULLY ENJOYED MYSELF.
PRETTY MUCH ALL DAY I DID ENJOY.
I napped. thats what keeps me young.
it feeels like EIGHT THIRTY! NOT FUCKING SIXTHIRTY! i miss the sun.
should I quit swearing???
i would post a poll or something BUT then that might give off the impression that I give a fuck what you think.

the humor i do

my house felt like an icebox so I turned on the heat.
so many people have been talking about and to SANTA lately.
I know he hates me. but he just ACTS like he likes me cause he feelslike he HAS TO.
Santa should just be honest with me. or we will just continue to live this lie.
and Highway Patrol cars should stay out of regular people car washes.
dont they have special car washes for them? goodnight.

details on injuries

SO yeah I am a little confused about somethings right this very hour. my rings on my fingers are about to faLL OFF. rings are sometimesannoying. but pretty. but mine seem too big or my hands are toosmall rightnow.
ahhhhhhh HA! something funny is goign ON! SOMETHING FUCKING DUMB AND STUPDI!~ making me insane in the head.
and YOU CAN GO OOOH I TOTALLY KNOW what she is talking about.YEAH She is talkign about bla bla or ME ME or whatever you come up with in your head. but I know what I am saying and I am saying that dumb stpiud shit is happening alll around and its overwhelming and i know what I am saying that about.
and I dont like using the word SHIT. it downgrades everything.
this BLOG is a downgrade.
I should have spent the night at my friends HOUSE! I KNEW! IT!
but I thought oH NO OUT of the question I should stay home in my own house.
damn me.
and i forgot my CAKE OVER THERE!@!@!!!!
and some chicken.

GO TO THE TOP AND CLICK THAT RED BUTTON

i am fine. but when I try to blog its like I CAN'T. I cannot think of sentences and the ones I do think of sound too familiar. I feel I am sometimes actuallly and then me and myself feeling good. huh? and then I just start making up crap. and then i starttoswear. and then Istart using too many letters in words and using two words together too too much. it all very redundant.
and i am unsatifisfied with my vocabulary. I need to read a book.
what I need to do is get dressed, wash my pretty face, take a short but enjoyable walk, and then visit my gramma for lunch.
OH! OK! thats what I willdo. I bet my gramma is out with her friends already. odds are that I will not seemy gramma forlunch so I should watch out that I dont set myself up for disappointment. that is easily done when you set concrete plans in your head. but thats how it goes.and I am GLAD AND HAPPY THAT I KNOW THIS. I have to get all ready and set.
I am freeezing cold right now.
is that good for now?

its just a gift

the battery in my camera is DEAD.
can nothing hold a charge???
GIVE ME A BREAK!!
i am in such a good mood.blablablablgblahblogbunchastupidcrapblablaubluuuublaa!!!!#$@$%RTADFUIWGOU