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I notice people constantly coughing nowadays.
its like gotta be a practical JOKE!
on me.
because its annoying ok
and so also today I saw a lady who in my opinion was looking really dumb.
she had on some of the worstest horriblest white high heeled sandals. and some fake titties.
her white dress was I guess cute but the sandals made her look so stupid. LIKEOMG!
so many people look so stupid in their clothes!!
and I actually prefer people to wear unflattering clothes.
gives me something to think about.
but I shouldnt talk now should I.
and who cares about clothes?
right?
thats materialistic and shallow.

i wish cameron diaz was MY friend.