In a moment

I forgot how to make coffeee I guess. Because every pot I make tastes like litter. Its either too strong or is brown water. And I am starting to get really mad. I bought a BIG new can of coffee from Trader Joes and nearly bled to death in my kitchen trying to open the ancient can. CAN OPENERS are immature.
Either way I am drinking coffee that is not satisfactioning me. I should just drink tea. But I read somewhere that coffee raises your IQ and I figure I need all the help I can get.
I thought about maybe turning on my pool heater today so I could have a POOL PARTY tomorrow but NEVERMIND!!
POOOL PARTY IS CANCELLED.
I would like to recap what i dreamt about last night but I can't remember.