THEN HOLD ME

I barely made it through church. The urge to lay down in my pew was tremendous.
The Deacon dude was going on and on about blind men touching an elephant and blahblahlalalaBLAH.
I was just trying to fall asleep while upright.
SO BOOOOOOOOORING.
Even my Grandma complained.
I think we secretly have a problem with the Deacon.
He kinda creeps me out and he seems like a PRICKFACE.
and I am probably going to go to hell.