WE ARE ALL DISOLVED IN

Jello.
I am sure that I have done this all before.
It seems just all too familiar.

I am addicted to sugar.
This is the WORST of the many.
I love sugar!!

TITLES ARE MEANINGLESS

YOu know what. I have not a DAMN thing to say.
BUt somehow FEEL DRAWN to POST.
My mom has been calling my cell phone a lot and I am ignoring her.
Horrible I know.
I ignore a lot of people and things. BUT NOT YOU!!!
I pay close close atttention to YOU.
I think I ate a pound of butter with my dinner tonight.
AND I ALMOST ate an entire cantaloupe for a snack.
I HAVE AN APPETITE LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

HAPPY @#rd RAYMI!

Its Raymis birthday like now pretty much. In some timezones.
Time is dumb.But....
I think she is cool and I think that I should pierce my lip like hers.
BUT I WON'T!
But I did meet this gurl in a VANS store today and she had a lip ring and she was super nice and she looked supercute and I am all those things TOO. Well she was younger. and Raymi is YOUNGER. so I can;t get one cause I am old I guess.
Whatever look how self absorbed I am. I am trying to send a birthday WISH. FUCK!
HAPPPY BIRTHDAY RAYMI! I THNIK YOU DERSEVRE A SUPERFRAJALISTIC BDAY BECASUE YOU ARE DIGGITY DOPE!

I CAN SEE IT ALL UNRAVELING

Sometimes I will start to feel real sad for myself and think that I am an orphan.
BUT I am NOT REAALLLY an ORPHAN. and I am sure that being an orphan is not something to fantasize about.
BUT I already ate my strawberries and NOW I am trying to decide if I should take a shower/bath now OR WAIT till later.
I do stink.
Sometimes I think that my stink is extra delicious.
AND I think I have made my decision.

OH NO NOT AGAIN

I slept 10 hours last night. And I dreamt about running over children with a 64 and a half Mustang and having sex with people on the side of the road. Oh and I shopped a lil too. AND I was also at some type of waterpark fora while and I was naked.
it was the longest dream in my life.
Now I am goign to eat some strawberries.

THE LAST LIVING SOULS

I had to hide in my scary dark closet.
I guess I was hiding from the maids.
My closet is scary cause it is so fucking messy.
Tomorrow I will clean it SO GET OFF MY BACK!
SO instead of looking at the mess I just turned off the light.
IT WAS HARDCORE SPOOKY.
BUT it felt like I was IN A MUSIC VIDEOcause of my ipod.
WHICH SOME people call my "gay ass ipod".
just cause its a baby Ipod does not mean its GAY!

In a little while I will venture out to the grocery store to buy chicken.
and I should have my Grandma over for dinner.
I am a sweetheart.
really I am.

and there has been sometalk of American Idol sucking and being very lame.
yes last night was pretty male. (HAHAHAHA I meant to type "lame",but I am dyslexic remember.)
but I am sure that I will continue to watch. I guess.
whatever.
My life will remain amazing with or without American Idol.
for reals.

Sour Times

I have been picking my split ends today. THATS ENDLESS FUN!
AND I am having so much fun that I started feeling sad for you cause you were not having as much fun as I.
sorry.
great.

To pretend no one can find
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Curtises that I despise in me
Take a ride, take a shot now
Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do
Covered by the blind belief
That fantasies of sinful screens
Bear the facts, assume the dye
End the vows no need to lie, enjoy
Take a ride, take a shot now
Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do
Who oo am I, what and why
Cos all I have left is my memories of yesterday
Ohh these sour times
Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do
After time the bitter taste
Of innocence decent or race
Scattered seeds, buried lives
Mysteries of our disguise revolve
Circumstance will decide ....
Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you do
Cos nobody loves me
Its true
Not like you
Nobody loves.. me
Its true
Not, like, you.. do

not yet

I went to the gym like a good girl and then afterwards I got a HUGE TUNA sandwich and ate it up.
AT 11AM. Is that too early for a tuna sandwich?
I don'tknow.ANyWAYS my stomach is having some serious crampage problems so maybe the answer is YES.
NOW IF YOU CARE I AM GOING TO GO SHOWER!
maybe you should too!

HER DAUGHTER IS A WHORE

I don't like rain cause it gets my feet all wet when I wear sandals.
went to Barnes N Noble and witnessed a gay dude flirting with a straight dude.
So i felt all embarrassed for the gay dude and I guess for the straight dude too.
Heard some queer talking about how society cant control him. He was talking to a girl on his celly.
I hate that when other people are stupid I have ta suffer with embarrassment.
I was the coolest cause I was listening to Portishead and carrying around a coffee.
and I was wearing a hoodie.

YOU BLOG A LOT

I would call my day a total bummer if I had not gone to the gym.
But I did so I won't.
Watched some TV today.
Thats depressing.
But I went to the gym so its really ok.
Everything is ok if I go to the gym.
Did a lil YOGA and the teacher lady was supercool and I wanted to spend the rest of my day with her.
BUT I am sure she had things to do.
So I came home and took a bath/shower and then I did nothing.
and I continue to do so.
I did have a brief intermission from nothing and I went out to play games and eat pizza.
my life is brillIANT.
and I amoverwhelmed. I have lots of projects I want to finish. BUT its just overwhelming.
I already said that.
I have to finish scrapping OFF all this f ing wallpaper.
SONOFABITCH I hate wallpaper.
But it is ok.
I have to fill these planters in my backyard with some sort of plant life. and that is overwhelming.
Being in charge of all these things is overwhelming.
But its all really simple and not that bad.
I trust that everything will fall in place.
fuck. it bettter.

Sometimes I think you are a little disturbed

I grew up watching CBS soaps.
I have not watched them in years.
BUT THANKFULLY my TV is now back in service.
So I thought I would catch up on my soaps.
and everyone I remember is OLD!
and I decided that the only way I am EVER going to watch another SOAP is if I am in the motherfucker.

i started to care that my TV was out of service when I remembered that I like TV.

TV is dumb.
I think I need some coffee but I am outta filters. I guess I will just use a papertowel.

WHERE ARE MY PRIORITIES??!!

I am going to start going to the astronomy club meetings.
I went to one once. It was FAR OUT!
I ahve a telescope I should use it BY GOD!
anyways so I am gonna do that and lots of other stuff.
I just ate 2 coffee mugs of Frosted Flakes.
AND earlier I sang a song about how much I loved to eat food.
AND I forgot to pay my TV BILL so they turned it off!!
I feel like saying F YOU SATELLITE TV JERKS!
and just never turn it back on.just to show them how much I DON'T CARE!!
why do we have to pay for things anyways?
I find bill paying a BIG WASTE OF MY TIME!
and apparently I find sleep a waste of time too.

anyways I think that the earth is gonna be around for a long long long long time.
goodnight.

THEN HOLD ME

I barely made it through church. The urge to lay down in my pew was tremendous.
The Deacon dude was going on and on about blind men touching an elephant and blahblahlalalaBLAH.
I was just trying to fall asleep while upright.
SO BOOOOOOOOORING.
Even my Grandma complained.
I think we secretly have a problem with the Deacon.
He kinda creeps me out and he seems like a PRICKFACE.
and I am probably going to go to hell.

you might mean all the words you say

I THINK I AM SICK OF PICTURES.
I THINK I AM SICK OF THIS BLOG.
I THINK I AM JUST SICK OF ALL OF MY ACTIVITIES.
I THINK I WANT NEW TIME FILLERS.
I THINK I WILL GO GET A JOB.
I THINK I WILL GO THIS WEEK.
I THINK I LOVE ALL CHRISTIAN SLATER MOVIES.
I THINK I WILL LIKE HAVING A JOB SO I CAN BUY MORE CRAP.

no theories no nothing

yeah ok I am annoyed with all technology.
clutters my brain.

I am going to church with my grandma this weekend.
I am looking forward to that.
I need to get back in touch with my inner angel.
I am an angel.
a beautiful angel.
a beautiful self obsessed angel.

I am going to eat some frosted flakes right now.
and you should go do whatever it is that YOU do.

IN DISGRACE IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS

Drew picked that weed for me.
It was a gift.

I just cant figure out today. It is just like out of touch with reality.
Not happening. Its like a dream.
and I can't even tell if it is good or bad.
just a bunch of pictures.
my day is a blog.

I feel like today I could give in to either side.
I better choose wisely.
Sometimes I don't make any sense.
My day is just fine and I bettter just enjoy it.

just dandy

BIZARRE SCARY FUN EXCITING BRILLIANT NATURALLY HAPPY.
I feel good cause I have been taking deep breaths in and out.
All you need is air.
well and water.
and sleep.
air. water. sleep.
oh fine.
AND LOVE TOO.
but i believe in that order.

I won't hold on too tightly

I will take the good with the bad.
I will take all of it.
ALL the awkward situations.
all the confusion.
all of it.
I want it all.
its terrific.

This man is obviously a psychotic.

Seriously do not need to be having CHOCOLATE CHERRY CHEESECAKE with my MARBLE MOCHA MACHIATIOULULUJO.

Last night while watching my NEW FAVORITE MOVIE DR. STRANGELOVE I had some POPCORN and I could not CRAM it in my mouth FAST ENOUGH.
Then I ate some BBQ chips and topped it all off with TWO POWDERED minisized donuts.
It always seem so right and worthwhile. But then after all of it is consumed I just feel like a piggy.
But a satisfied piggy.
BUT HEY DR. STRANGELOVE IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN!
I laughed and laughed and LAUGHED SOME MORE!
if only I had laughed my ass off.

ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN

Sometimes people will ask me what I do with my free time.
I never know how to answer that.
I listen to music, i blog, I read blogs, i take pictures, and I go to the gym.
O and I go out for lunch. or make lunch at home.
LUNCH IS MY FAVORITE MEAL.
It is fun with a friend but its also fun without.
I pretty much eat out at least ONCE a day.
I am scum.

and YA KNOW BLOGGER has been a LITTLE TRICKSTER LATELY!
actin screwy.

I SURE WOULD BE DELIGHTED WITH YOUR COMPANY

Sometimes when I hear Elvis sing I get so sad.
Some of his songs are very sad.
I can like heaR his pain.
I love Elvis.
It is depressing how he was so unhappy but so great.
ELVIS.
he is almost like a GOD.
BUt that is a sin now isnt it.
like false idolment or something.
I don'tknow I am not all that educated in the SIN depot.
OR MAYBE I AM!
BUT whocares about me. I am talking about ELVIS and his profound impact on ALL of OUR LIVES!

One of my favorites I AM ALL SHOOK UP!
that one KICKS ASS!
"her lips are like a volcano and its HOT"
I can't even imagine how INCREDIBLE it would be to KISS ELVIS!
HE JUST WANTS TO BE MY TEDDY BEAR!
why of course.

OH AND JAILHOUSE ROCK!!
F YEAHMAN! I CAN TOTALLY GET DOWN TO THAT!

Elvis. GO and listen.

WAS THAT YOU OR WAS THAT ME?

SO WHEN I type out a BUNCH of amazing stuff it usually somehow gets deleted by accident. Weird. I just can't share. I don't want to type it again cause the moment has past.
BUT FUCK IT WAS AMAZING STUFF.
I was going on and on asking how are YOU really YOU and are YOU happy with the YOU YOU have created?
and I ended it in saying that you are probably happy with YOU and that YOU should be.
and something like how unspoken understanding is a very good thing.
Ok. It really was not that great. I shouldn't have recapped. oh well.

SO

I have been aching to FLOAM something.

NO COPYCATS PLEASE!

I HEAR A KNOCK UPON MY DOOR

I can't get any of my housebound responsibilities done with music on.
It turns into "KATHRYNS DANCEPARTY o'SIX".
serious.
I feel like I have been dancing and hopping around allday.
and not just HALF ASSSLY. I mean I am serious about it. HEART AND SOUL!
It must be 'cause yesterday was the first day of spring.
and I am a little bunny rabbit.
BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ALLERGIC TO RAW CARROTTS!!??
I am.
My mouth gets all upset and itchy.
And I have to drink milk to make it feel better.
I think that is the only allergy I have.
Well that and pollen.

OH TONIGHT IS AMERICAN IDOL!!!
F YEAH!
It feels like it has been YEARS!!

IS MY LIFE AS LAME AS IT SOUNDS????

the anwer is no.

Um YES you really are NOT ALL THAT. SO SUCK IT!

YEAH!!! WOOOO HOOO!! I need a shower. My body is going to be ROCK FUCKEN SOLID this SUMMER you bastards!
Just got back from the gym and I am quite impressed with myself. And IF YOU DO NOT CARE THEN F OFF!
But I am sure that you care.
I always wanna make friends at the gym with all the ladies and girls and I THINK they ALL WANNA be my friend TOO!!
BUT SOME JUST GIVE ME THE EVIL EYE. THAT MY FRIENDS MEANS THEY ARE JEALOUS!
Jealousy can KISS MY ASS! MY ROCK HARD ASS!
Okmy ass is notrock hard yet. BUTT ALMOST!! HAHA GET IT!! BUTT!!!
Ok. thats enough exposure for now.
PEACEMYBROTHERS

ARE YOU MAAAAAAAAD!?!?! HAHAHAAAA

I had some SERIOUS DEJA VU earlier in my kitchen.
It was involved.
I used to get that all the time.
But not so much anymore. Maybe that is why this time was so intense.
AND ALSO in the grocery store this evening I got this strange humming sound/vibration in my HEAD!
I was sorta worried for a sec. Likemaybe itwas something serious and I may fall into the jars of pickles. and then I would be laying in a puddle of pickle juice and glass.
But nothing like that happened.
it just went away.
then I had the DE JA VU experience probably two hours later.
It is the other side trying to communicate.
like always.

Bought some great jeans.
well, at least I think they are great.

MY STATUS

I am in an apple store.
I am going to buy iLIFE and my life is going to change dramatically.

I used mu ONSTAR a lil on the way here and they hung up on me 3 times and so I called them back and HUNG UP ON THEM!
morons.
It was quiet funny.
I would not even had to go through that if my passenger would have just co-operated.
PUNK.

I am telling you

Everyone loves Cosmo.
And everyone loves a Superstar from Carls Jr.

I am pretty sure that Carls jrs. new commercial says something like "fucken chicken" I am pretty sure I heard that.
Their commercials are just ridiculous.

You know NOTHING and YOU are a TIME-SUCKER

SO I am feeling ok in the world of ME!
Feeling grounded. Feeling secure.
Also feeling nervous. IS that even possible?
And sometimes my nerves can get the better of me.
see.

Lets see how the weather is tomorrow shall we?

SCREW OFF!!

FIRST OF ALL
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is one of my FAVORITIST movies EVER and PHISH is one of my FAVORITIST bands EVER.
Secondly
MY MOTHER DRIVES ME PHUCKING LOONEY!! But your mom is cool.
and now I will share this:

...We already played that
We're going to lighten it up a bit
We're going to lighten it up a bit
This really isn't a stupid song
This is a special song
This is an important song
This is a dance song
This is.. THIS IS RED ROCKS...THIS IS THE EDGE!!!
No really this is a song about...
We want to get serious now that we have your attention
We want to talk about..
We want to talk about an important man
Who could have an important effect
On everybody in this room's lives
If they were willing to take the chance
To let this person into their hearts and their views
Because this is a special man
this man was a philosepher many years ago

(Background OOOH's and AHH's begin here)

And this man wrote a great book
For this is the author of the Helping Friendly Book
The book that could change your life, the way it changed ours
And I hope that someday
That you, you people will all have the chance
To read the Helping Friendly Book
And experience the wisdom
Of the great and knowledgeable
Man who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
Because he is, the great and knowledgeable
He is the one, the only
Author of the great Helping Friendly Book
HE is, the man, the great man, the only
the special
His name is...
The Author of the Helping Friendly Book
He is the great, the knowledgeable
The one, the only
The great and knowledgeable
Person who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
His name could only be
The one, the only
The only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly Book
HE WROTE THE PHUCKING BOOK OK!
HE WROTE THE BOOK
His name..
WAS..
ICCULUS!!!!!

makes a great gift

FLOAM! is fun to play with.
I am going to play with some right now.
I got a tub.

In the long generation her fame will go down

YO YO YO! WHAT UP!?
I was going to go out and drink some green beer in a OVERCROWDED LAME-O pool hall or something.
But I GUESS my company and I have decided that we are FAR TOO cool for that.
I am sure that I do have some irish blood in me.
But I think I have more German blood.
Mostly German / English I guess.

I wonder how many A holes are goin to get gay ass tattoos of shamrocks tonight!

Shamrocks are not gay.
thats disrespectful.

ERIN GO BRAUGH!!
and what not.

It all ADDS UP!

I stole some hair clips today.
that is just not right.
but I wanted to just see if they looked cutein my hair.
so I put them in just to see and they did look cute and
so I just TOOK THEM!
extra cute.
they were only like 2 dollars.
I should have just bought them.
I am a theif.
I am just adding to the chaos in society.
great.

ONE TIME when I was like 5 or something I STOLE A GUMMY WORM from 7 ELEVEN.
and half way home my mom realized I had this hot gummy worm and she TURNED AROUND AND WENT BACK TO THE STORE AND MADE ME CONFESS! AND RETURN THE GUMMY WORM!
I was humiliated!! I was crying and everyone in the 7 ELEVEN was staring at this hysterical little girl.
THAT WAS GREAT!

I should stop stealing.
thats like white trash or something.
no thank you.

and ya know what!!??
DREW WON THE JACKPOT AT THE ARCADE THE OTHER NIGHT AND HIS GRAND TOTAL OF TICKETS WAS 711!!!
SERIOUSLY!

oh and he was 7lbs 11 oz.
when born.

nowthatsasign!
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!
I will be judged.

Stupid Fucking Valley

I am coming clean.
I have turned into the most selfish bitchface in the world.
I should change the name of this blog to "Ive beena bitchface".
and I have nothing to write about so i am a bad writer.
my days are stale.
I blame all things.
But mostly I blame myself.
I should have figured something out long before today.

I tried to take a picture of a bee today.
that was exciting.

and i took bathtime pictures.
see how dangerous I am?

Thou shalt not

I can PUNCH REALLY HARD!

I leave bruises.



I have been listening tomy IPOD allday.

It makes me feel like i am in a movie.



I need to go back to church.

Thankful this weekend I willl.

HERE I COME LORD!

I have many doubts about my motives

I wish my name was MALIBU!

The maids are here.
I should go on an adventure.
I really need a bike with a basket.
that would solve ALL my problems.

GeeZ one of the maids just tried to tell me something.
I just laughed and said "thats FuNNY"

I think she was telling me something about her reflection. like she was confused if it was HER reflection or if it was a picture of herself.
Some wierd shit like that.

I wonder what they think of me?
I bet they HATE me!

a balloon without a string will just float away

Drew drew that picture of me. I think I look a little maniac. whatdya think?

Last night I woke up a gazillion times and one of the times I ate an apple.
life just gets more and more exhilarating.
I wanted to eats some BBQ chips and enjoy them with a rootbeer.
But that seemed like the wrong thing to do at 3AM.

I really hope that my day turns out the exact WAY I
WANT!
Or I will have a big tantrum and PEEPEE my pants.

PART-TIME LOVER WAS MY FAVORITE

FUCK I have stufff to do.
I have to get to sleep.
I have trips to plan.
and pumps to retrieve.
I have so much to take care of.
so much that i have to do.
I really can't waste anytime.
cause the time is like NOW.
and I am sorry if I am wasting yours.
goodnight.

She is Such a Speedy Little DOG

I am a TRAIN WRECk!
chhoooooooo chooooooo
chugga chuuuuga
SO I retardedly went back to the gym after leaving in hysterics.
and LEFT AGAIN!
I will just be anorexic like all the coolkids.

Today is one of those days that you either do or you don't and I JUST DON'T!
but I do.
but I also don't.
but then again I do.
I DON'T.

I do need some pain killers.
maybe i will get into I car accident today.
Oh relax I probably WON'T!

IT IS A LONG STORY!

I was at the gym on one of those fucking lame ass ski type machines.
And I started to get extemely MAD and then I SAID FUCK THIS CRAP!
and I went and sat down on a bench and started to cry.
like a little girl in elementary school.
so then I left.
I think I will go back and try again.
not to elementary school but to the gym.

YES I SEE SAYS YOU

Time is a big inconvenience.
It just keeps ticking and ticking and ticking.
I would like it to just stop for one fucking second so I can gather my mindless thoughts.
and I hate hate hate when I have to go pee in the middle of the night.
that is also an inconvenience.
YOGA WILL BE KICK ASS TODAY!!!

THIS SHIT IS REAL!

What the HECK is going on here?
Cause I don't like it.
My life is unrecognizable.
I don't know WHO I AM!
OR WHO YOU ARE!
I don't know anything
but I do know that I am done feeling this way.
confused and angry most of my time.
no thanks.
I might as well be DEAD!
right along with my myspaceprofile.
and GOD FORBID!
Something is wrong with me.
That is obvious.