YELLOW BLUE WHAT'LL I DO

dear friends, family and cock blockers,
Saturday is a glorious day. and word. if I EVER have another child I will name it SATURDAY.
probably not though.
but saturday is pretty and I have been reallly ENJOYING THIS SATURDAY.
I already baked some reduced fat cinnamon rolls and other super fabulous stuff has been going on.
all created BY ME.
now I AM GOING TO GO SEE A FUN NEW DISNEY MOVIE WITH MY MOTHER, GRAMMA AND SON!
i am really looking forward to this.
SCREAMS SATUUURDAAAY FUUN!
my son says 'freakin" all of the time.

I am freakin tired I am freakin hungry I am freakin crazy you are a freak.

i hope its just a stupid phase.
he says lots of ridiculously stupid things.
but so do I.

I dropped my razor while in the shower.
and it made me think about how the end of the world in a necessary THING.

fcuk I have to go. now.
SORRY.
gotta go create some more atmosphere.
love,
kathryn

TKAE EM SERUIOSYL

I AM INSANE!
I have a relationship with crickets and I ahve decided that I will get a cricket tatooo! DO YOU HAVE AN "F"ING PROBLEM W THAT?! I BET SOME1 some where out there will have a problem with that.
and I am glad to know that youalll believe what I say.
BUT I am really dead serious about a crickettattoo BUT WHERE ON MY BODY IS THE QUESTION and I guess somewhere in theanswer.
and I am a gardener!
and I hve to go tend to my garden and I have to do other EXCITING AND FUN SHIT.
today I cant get the tattoo but I think I will def recieve this SPRING! SPRING 07 as already BEEN OFF DA HOOK N A BIG WAY MO FOS AND YOUR MOM CAN EAT ME!
MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES.
WHAT DOES YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE?
i bet not pancakes.
and I smell even better.
i think.
bUt I DO STILLLLL NEED A PEDICURE and MAYBE JUST MAYBE MY FACE IS BREAKING OUT. SO WHAT!? thats YOUTHFUl.
I am am busy, excitedtobe alive and FREEEEE! IN!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!
I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
somedays I think about how lucky I am to be BORN IN THE USA!!!!! ME!!? REALLLY?!?!?!
FUCK THE LUCK!
thanks GOD FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
america is #1!!!!!!!!
this blog is so beneath me.
and I am so much BETTTER THAN THIS!
thiis not what I wanted to evenblog about!
and now I have to go.
FOREVER!!!
can I help you?

THE BLOG SUCKS MAINLY BECAUSE OF YOU

I wanna change my header BUT its like I dont have any time MAN
I took some type of MORPHINE last night in a PILL FORM and I do believe I saw heaven and now I am back.
just now drank some tea and am wondering what to do next. I have so much on my list. I am reallly wanteen to recieve a pedicure but I know that wont fit in today.
I think I will have another cup of tea and maybe some oats.
and
some of my "friends" have not talked to me in like WEEKS AND WEEKS and that just doesnt seem nice or RIGHT. BUT its cools they are just TOO BUSY.
whatever. nobody likes me. probably cos I am a druggie and a dropout.
HEY! I went to a NEW CHILIS LAST NIGHT TOO! and it was the size of my living room.
and I ordered the TINIEST MARGARITA when I MEANT TO ORDER THE BIGGEST!
YOU KNOW the one that arrives with the shaker!
DUUUUHHDUR! STUPID STUPID ME cant even READ A MENU!!!! OR WHAT!?
i have to go to the bathroom.
I probably wont post EVER again.
so just STOP COMING HERE!

ROCK BOTTOM

I HAVE THE NEED TO TALK TOO MUCH.
I LIKE TO CALL PEOPLES UP AND JUST LIKE TALK AND TALK FOR HOURS AND HOURS.
AND DONT EVEN START TO TEXT ME COS LIKE I WONT STOP.
I CAN TEXT AND TEXT IF YOU EVEN SEND ME ONE TEXT YOU BETTER EXPECT 100 TRILLION BACK COS I LOVE TO TEXT.
COS I LIKE TO TALK. HEAR ME!
OK BUT WHAT AM I WANTING TO SAY IS HEY WHATS UP I AM WATCHING MONTEL AGAIN TODAY THATS FUNNY HUH?
I went shoping with my husband today and it was fun. this guy was a dumbdick to us and we compained about him a lot. and I ran into my gay friend named MATHEW TWICE!!!!
that was so cool the 2nd time in the 2nd store I YELLLED "STOP! FOOLLOOWING MEE!" and he looked shocked and the lady he was with who turned out to be his mom was laughing and it was all so FUCKING GREAT! if only YOU were there!
god we all could have had such a time!
anyways I guess its best that I dont pick up the phone and scream all this shit into some poor someones face.
OH it is so annoying that I have to repeat mywords over and over and over and over and over and over agAIN TO EVERYONE beCOS THEY ARENT LISTENING CLOSE! and that drives me batty. sometimes I will be MID SENTENCE AND GET CUT OFF BY A "WHAT!? HUH!? EXCUSE ME? PARDON? " and so I end up having to EXCLAIM "LISTEN CLOSE! just be quiet and listen to me and you will then HEAR ME!"
then I apoligize.
because maybe I have a speech problem.

DUDE I am amazed that my gramma can even work her cell phone.

I will take a shower in a few minutes because my hair needs to be washed.
sorry to bother you blog.

hold in esteem or honor

WANT SOME BREAKFAST? FROM IHOP? COS THIS IS WHATYOU CAN ORDER IF YOUR YOU GO THERE.
I DIDyesterday.. it is called the BIG BACON OMELLETE. I used to hate omelettes. how do you spell "omelette"?? do you know? do you care? i think I am got it right.
i dont even care about this post.
do you?
i used to hate omelettes and was forced to eat them when I was a lil girl.
cos I had a MEAN MEAN DADDY.
but now I respect the omelette.
maybe I am obsessed with omelettes.

i have things to do today.

"the Eighth Day"

I only drink some milky tea in the morning before church and then while I am in church I sit and have fantasies about all the food I want!!
I usually end up on burritos.
2day my grammma has informed me that she will treat me to breakfast afterwards so
thats nice and I will be dwelling on that for the next hour and a half. church gets out at 10:30. hopefully I will be STARVING TO DEATH and have those horrible hunger pains.
LAST NIGHT i dreamt that I was trying out for some cheerleading squad and there was this ONE girl who was making it VERY DIFFICULT for me by being a cunt bitch. she had blonde HAIR! and I got in her face and she TOLD ON ME!!
BASICALLY.
and in my OTHER dream I was told that my MOTHER only had 1 week to live. that was something.
and other dreamland shit happened.

and I LIKE CARRIE UNDERWOOD! SHE IS SMOKIN HOT!
but I bet she is STUCK UP!
or not.
she was on SNL last night and gave me a HARD ON.

ok.

4-1=3 & 5+7=12

hello and happy Saturday.
today I treated myself to a bagel sandwich.
I am all out of french rolls.
and I am very aware that my gramma is sitting watching mystery shows waiting for me to come and swoop her up.
but its like I dont know WHAT to do
maybe we should go to the cemetery and hang out and play around and do crafts and blow bubbles and play catch and STUFFF.
thats the kind of stuff I always want to do.
i certainly dont wanna go shop and actually I dont even know why I am going down this path right now becuz so far I am doing exactly what I want to do. and its just about naptime.
I slept in till 9!!!!!
and eventually everything will be done with and it will be time to go to sleep again. isnt that CRAZY!?
we need more than 7 days in a week. why just 7? so repetitive. 9 would be better.
and i dont feel like coming up with the new days names maybe some other time.

i badly want the weather to be FIRE BURNING HELL HOT so I can reallly get some serious swimming done.
but what am I goign to do about those harmful sun rays?
sunblock? I am not good when it comes to sunblock I always pretend I dont need it.

2nite I am baking some fish. Orange Roughy.
so I will save my gramma around dinner time.
and
fuck my right ankle HURTS for some mysterious reason.

and I will get around to posting my CHICKEN GRILLING PHOTO LATER ON!
SO STOP HARPING ME ABOUT IT! GEESH!

demand demand demand.

hey my ankle doesnt hurt anymo!

DO YOU WANT A SNACK?

when I make food I would like everyone who eats it to tell me how WONDERFUL and SCRUMPTIOUS it tastes.
I made it and it tastes goodand I wanna hear you say that.
I spend ALLLLL my life in my car and in my kitchen. and on my back! SAAHAHHAHAH GET IT?!
i should not say slutty jokes like that cos I am a mother and a wife.
and its just not appropriate. and I should not talk to my blog about my pot smoking habit EITHER!
Im hear to talk abput my COOKING TALENTS! I can fucking cook and bake ANYTHING!
today I made waffles and at 1st I total fucked up cos I was not reading the directions.
I FAILED to DO some special crap to the flour and beat the eggs in a certain direction stupid me just dumped it all in a bowl.
very wrong.
so i had to waste a lot of eggs and stuff!
LUCKY ME still had enough ingredients for a do over.
and i ate waffles with turkey bacon and I thought how I would love to make myself a waffle sandwich.
yum. i love syrup and butter the best.
oh god.
my mom and my gramma realy drive me insane.
and EVERYONE!
my son drives me insane too.
everything drives me insane.
the reason I just said all taht is because my gramma calla me up to give me info on my mom and I am just sitting with the phone to my ear THINKING THAT I DO NOT CAREONE BIT WHAT SHE IS DOING! I DONT CARE! WHAT MY MOM IS DOING!!

and last night I grilled some succulent chicken with a honey type GLAZE that I brushed on.
mmmmmmmmmmm
grilling is fun.
i took a picture of it while grilling and I PROMISE I will post it for all of our pleasure.

i enjoy watering grass and cement.

and oh my gosh I am going over to JAnelles house. can you believe it?? she just now called me.
like that is so cool! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FIND ANOTHER EYE

sometimes I think about telllling random strangers in my town about my blog. like in the gym. but its just a VISION. DO you have visions?
I was trying to be a goooood mommmmy and I bought this COOOL POM POM CREATURE KIT where you have the chance to make 35 pompom creatures BUT ITS ALLLL STUPID AND DUMB AND ITS SUCKS!
oh boy I hear the ice cream man coming up
ok i am going to have to continue runnning around doing VARIOUS things and completing the simple tasks in my real real time for the next few hours.
Godspeed.

DON'T NEED NO HATERATION, HOLLERATIN IN THIS DANCE FOR ME

i am posting now just to get things moving.
FOR YOU! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
ITS TRUE! I LOVE YOU. HAHAHA! GET IT!?
I LOVE MYSELF! and isnt that the most important love? BECAUSE I remember hearing some stuff like if you dont love yourself then you can't REALLLY love anyone AND I WANNA LOVE!
are you even understanding what I am talking about cos I SO dont either. but its simple really YOU MORON!
OH FUDGE AND CRAP! I hAVE TO GO WATCH AMERICAN IDOL! YA SEE I AM and have been as busy as a loser doing absolutely NOTHING and by NOTHING I mean EVERYTHING! no i dont mean it YOU are NOT A LOSER you are cool and I love you and YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND THATS THE BEST FRIENDSHIP I HAVE. AND BY YOU I MEAN ME. and actually YOU SUCK.
and by you I mean YOU!
and I peed my pants today and it was pretty childish of me.
I am such a child.
and I JUST SO LOVE THAT ABOUT ME!
being childish is so cool!
everyone should act alll IMMATURE AND BE COOL LIKE ME!
cos then you will feeel cool and when you feeel coool YOU ARE COOL and EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BENG COOOL LEADS TO THE ULTIMATE HAPPPINESS!
when I am out and about in the REAL WORLD people are always so nice to me.
but highway patrol NOT SO MUCH.

STUPID KATHRYN DRIVES TOO FAST AND DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

AT FIRST I HATED AND HATED THIS SONG BUT LAST NIGHT I MAGICALLY STARTED TO LOVE IT.
WHY HAS THAT HAPPENED??!
but yeah this is my new favorite song. and you BETTER NOT EVEN TRY TO SAY YOU LIKE IT TOO!
FUCKING CRAZY FUCKS.
doesnt she sound like LAura BRanigain???

this song is FUCKING IT!

lyrics - Nelly Furtado Lyrics

GOOD SOURCE OF WHOLE GRAIN AND CALCIUM

somethings that are said off the record lead me into a helter skelter state of mind and I presume that I must be twirling down sinking into the DARK DARK ABYSS.
that's just the sugar talking.
my dreams will be good tonight for sure.
goodnight and goodday silly rabbits.

one of the lucky ones

here is me and my sandwich that I just made.
god I am so happy I dont have to go to an actual job with a boss and other employees fuck that crap.
I am watching MONTEL and I like the commercials that tell me to get a job or go to school.
IF I did HAVE to go go to school I think I would go to to be like a CHEF or a BAKER>
I actually was just talking about the idea of me owning my own donut shop. maybe we could sell sandwiches too.
doesnt that sound great?

Montel is always stoned.
and his guests have been through some HORRIBLE TRAGEDIES!
I CANT WATCH THIS SHOW!!!!!!!
MONTEL IS EVEN CRYING NOW! and now a little boy and his father are crying!
why am I watching this?
actually I remember now its cos its all ABOUT CRAZY WOMEN LOSING THEIR MIND AND SNAPPING!
thats useful info for anyone.

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM & ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME

I saw MIMZY TODAY! and I was handed a tiny mimzy bunny when I entered the theatre.
that was a HUGE SURPRISE!
kinda like when I made myself a bean, cheese and sour cream burrito and it tasted like a CINNAMON STICK INSTEAD!
that was another SURPRISE!
oh and my gramma almost made a bearded man punch a hole through my face when we were trying to get settle in
I could sense that the long bearded man was A JERK FROM A MILE AWAY! and my gramma egged him ON TO KILL ME.
my gramma gets bored while hanging out with me so she tries to get me to start shit wth strangers.
I guess thats whats going on with her.
ANYWHO! it was obvious to me that this wife beater was drunk in public as he YELL told his wifey that she better SHUT IT! and WATCH IT! when she asked him to be careful as he was brushing all his lap popcorn on to the young childrens heads sitting in the seats below him.
but as you can tell I made it out of the situation unharmed
all because of my bright, cheerful and compassionate attitude towards the human RACE.

and TRIX CEREAL HAS GONE BACK TO BALL FORM!
I have really missed the balls.

AND P.S. my nieghbors moved out WEEKS!! AGO!! BUT they seem to have left their dog FIONA behind and I am so fucking MAD ABOUT THAT! that is animal cruelty! its a pretty dog too. I should just fucking take it and make it my dog.
? but no.

everything you own! in the box to the LEFT!

LAST NIGHT WELLL ACTUALLLY REALLY EARLY THIS MORNING AROUND 2AM! THERE WAS A HIGH SPEED CHASE IN MY NIEGHBORHOOD!! FANTASTIC.
One day a car will plow through my front door. watch it happen.
AND last night around 8 I was DYING for a footlong TUNA sandwich, and when it arrived in my hands I did not even want it.
not enough tuna for me I guess.
but by 11;45pm I had eaten the WHOLE THING ALLLLL GONE and I felt soo proud of my tuna sandwich eating ability.
and now I am eating some HARVEST CHEDDAR chips.
did you know that yesterday I painted the exterior of a HOUSE?!
NO not all by myself. I had some help from some boys.
I complained n the beginning cos I was feeling a lil whiny and BITCHY but then it HIT ME that That ATTITUDE was gonna GET ME NO WHERE! we painted it a color called BLONDE BEAUTY. and thats what it is. and I am so proud of it. yesterday was a PROUD DAY FOR ME. 1st the house painting and then the footlong tuna sandwich that I consumed. a day of fullfillment.
sorta.
this morning I woke up to sprinkle DONUTS and STARBUCKS refreshments w whip CREAM!
I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!
I SWEAR! I DO!
AND YOU WILL NOT!!!!! BRING ME DOWN TODAY!
just like christina aguilera says in that I AM BEAUTIFUL SONG.

I THREW AWAY SOME RAW CHICKEN AND I AM SCARED THAT MAGGOTS ARE GONNA COME TO EAT THE DEAD TISSUE!
I FUCKING HATE RAW CHICKEN!
AND MAGGOTS. so I guess I will be keeping my eye on that situation.

I should turn on the heater for my pool and swim the fuck out of today.

PIGGY

I WISH I COULD GET SOME BACON DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE!!!!
AND I WISH THAT MY NIEGHBORS GARDENERS WOULD FUCK OFF AT 8 IN THE MORNING.
and I WISHTHAT IT WAS MAY 22 already COS THATS WHEN MAROON 5's NEW ALBUM IS RELEASED!! YO! FINALLLLY! god.
arent you excited????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
ADAM LEVINE IS A SEXY BEAST. and I met him once or twice.
he did not even CARE cos he is a dick.

he told me the difficulties I would face

is it safe to post?
a lot of people appear to be running round thinking they are so wonderful and so cool and its gross.
once in awhile you may catch me in the mode of thinking I am the best and believing my life has been and IS more amazing than your tiny life.
but that is minimal.
a lot of people that I am talking about come across like the grand fucking POOBAW or whatever. somethng.
maybe they should try lowselfesteemo! maybe just shut up already with thinking you know a thing or two cos u dont and U are just as stupid as ME. and why cant everyone YOU just be nice and friendly? OH because you are an asshole. Ok I forgive you. sad assholes.
and maybe I am not even referring to You! and you dont even exist.

i bought some TERRIFIC new lotion and I am hoping it will improve my skin texture.

and i bought some new and improved cleaning products that I saw on a commercial and I am excited and thrilled to go scrub something!

I only wanna share it with you and all your millions

do you like my new barrette?

I feel tempted to just be in a BAD MOOD and tell all you fuckers to fuck off and eat a dead bunny rabbit or something like that> BUT I know that some of you might get alll BUTT HURT and go cry to your pillows or WORSE commit suicide. and the last thing I need is YOUR death haunting me.
but nobody is killing themselves over anything I have to say.
i cleaned my house today and I went to the gym even though I am still coughing balls of snot out of my lungs. i am a trooper.
I also napped some too while watching I LOVE LUCY then some cartoons came on. and smoked a little to boot.
i am LIVIN LA VIDA LOCO.
all by myself.
well I did get treated to dinner by my gramma and we got into a fight about CHOCOLATE MILK.
and she hated her fish sandwich. I would have never ordered the fish! what was she thinking?
i had the club sandwich.

I feel like I need something but I cant figure out what it is yet.
food? drink?
potion?

you
make me sick.

HOW does someone just stop liking me?
LIKE how is that possible?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT LIKE ME FOREVER AND ALWAYS?!

i might either delete this post later of I might just change a few things.
or I might do nothing to it at all.

GIVE ME ANY KIND OF CHAOS

it is suddenly spring and i could really use a muscle relaxer.
it bothers me that bottled water taste disgusting to me.
water should taste delightful. it should taste better than beer or wine.
squeezing a lil lemon is nice and you get some vitamin C.
yesterday while in line at the pharmacy i eyed those new softchew ROLAIDS that I saw on a commercial a few days ago and have been thinking about EVER since and I was about to purchase em but at the last second I opt'd for the womens chocolate multi-vitamin.
seemed like a better investment. but the truth is I just wanted some fucking candy and thats all the pharmacy sells.
medicine and shit.
and I was hoping they would have some nice bubble bath but they only had like some for itchy skin.
i need some sun in a bad bad way by the way.
and I made a ass of myself and made funny jokes at THAT jewelery party and they should have had some wine cos I would have bought more that was their mistake.
pretttty stupid.
but I had fun.

i am talkative and exhausted.

i thought so

UGH! i mean HOORRRAY!
This evening i have been invited to a jewlery party and I think its gonna be a good time. i am thinkng I should bring along my gramma. she likes jewlery. i have never been to one of these parties and now that I sit and think about it harder i hate these kinds of parties but my son can come along and play with his friends in the other roomand why the fuck not should I go? right? and bringing my gramma makes sense cos she is originally from new york and still carries an accent and so does the host of the partay so that makes for some good conversation.
I dont know. hopefully there will be snacks.
and m gramma needs to get the holy f outta the house anyways.my moms house is her HELL> makes ya wonder.
the other day I walked into my moms house and nearly passed out cos the cat shit smeellll was so thick. cat shit and cigarettestench! mmmmmmm
goddamn my mother! i never stay in her house for more than 30 seconds nowadyas.

and I KNow for a FACT that there are some deals being worked out in my head while I sleep.
my dreams would blow your head out to outer space.

i have a slight cough

i once had this guy friend named justin perea and he was in the same grade as me and we hung out and skated around the town his mom made us snacks and stuff. and everyone i knew made fun of me for doing so with him but i felt like we had a lot of fun together but I guess he just wanted to have sex w me and when he realized that we NEVER EVER EVER were gonna do it he stopped skating around town w me and then he told mean untrue rumors about me to the whole school and it sucked.
I was in 10 th grade.
that was a horrible yr for me.
and he was like 4 feet tall and probably still is.
the end.

but the odds are against you

I am sick.
yesterday i was on my couch all day and I decided that I mos definitely HATE MY COUCH.
and I hate BRAS. I HATE BRAS!
oh and I started my period yesterday so I am alll fucked up.
I did go to the gym yesterday morning because I was trying my best NOT to give in to this FLU bullcrap and so after struggling through my hour long workout I thought I would maybe cont on with some relaxing yoga but some young whore waltzed over to my area and unrolled her flowery mat and so I said this; "OH. OKAY! I GUESSSS I WIIILLL MMOOOOOVE!!!" and she was all "oh I can move" in her mouse voice and I replied "no its cool I am tired anyways. BYE!!'
BUT what the fuck? she just takes my spot!? just cos I am putting my dumbellls away??
My purse, water and my rolled up green yoga mat were alll sitting right there. is she blind?
the stupid cunt is lucky I had the flu or I would have kicked her face off.
i dont like that girl now. shes messed up.
i bought PETER PAN on DVD yesterday!
going to the store when sick is the WORSTEST and DRIVING SUCKS TOO!
TODAY I am going to the library cos i feel a lot better.
and now my son is getting on my nerves cos he is mad that his GLUE WONT WORK!
AHHHHHH!!!!
kids are annoying.
whatelse can I blog about???

i am looking forward to taking a shower and a nap.
and I am looking forward to you NOT BEING A JERK!

THE PERSON YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS TRYING TO KILL YOU

THE WEATHER IS NICE.
i just ate some pears and cottage cheese.
I wish I had some coke.

SMOKING BLUNTS EATING RICE AND BROWNIES

remember that money that I had coming to me for like over a century for my awesome purple COUCH AND CHAIR!!?
WELL!? DO YOU!?
whatever anyways I got the 80 dollar check that actually should have been 100 and to my surprise its made out to a
Katherine Nell.
thats a good one.
I guess I will cash that mother fucker today after I make the proper corrections.

and somedick in my neighborhood has complained to the city about the fact that I leave my trash cans out front all the time.
i do not like touching trash cans. if they want them moved they can fucking go do it.
who cares really? people have too much time.

and the internet isnt even FUN anymore!
i am going to go hang out in an arcade.
laters.

we have a connection

is anyone else having trouble here in the world wide web? COS I AM!
but thats not the point.
i fixed a big mess that was my DVD situation.
so thats a thing I have accomplished along with many other things cos all I do is accomplish around here.
but mainly all I feel like expressing is my frustration with the web right now.
OH GOD! WHY!?! WHYW!?HY!?W!?H!?Y!?!?!
WWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?
help me.

i am going to be cleaning my kitchen and drinking milk for the next 30 minutes.

and this post took me a total of 11 minutes from start to finish.
I dont know what that means exactly.

Nitroglycerin Gets Me High

my gramma just called me saying she was upset enough to KILL herself cos she left her purse in cart and it was STOLLLLEEN!
she said she was in a hurry. what!? she shouldnt ever be n a hurry.
so I told her to GO LAY DOWN! and I would figure it out.
so I called her cell phone and a nice lady voice answered saying "SAMS CLUB?"
and so now you can understand why I have to go to SAMS CLUB this very second!

her purse is safe.
i saved the day!

yesterdya I broke my purple and pink and silver beady necklace while reaching for some cookies that were in the shape of BEES.
bee cookies.

catch ya later fatheads