I AM MAKING THE WORLDS LAZIEST MEATLOAF FOR DINNER AND I AM IN A WICKED MOOD AND ITS WORKING OUT THAT MY MOTHER IS COMING OVER SO I CAN SEE HER NEW GOLDEN PLAQUE THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT BECAUSE I AM A BITCHY BITCH.
I SHOULD MAKE HER BRING ME A BAG OF POTATOES. THAT WILL MAKE HER FEEL IMPORTANT AND USEFUL.
i should just have potatoes on hand. WTF!? disgraceful and embarrassing.
she is gonna RIP apart my christmas tree too! since she is the christmas tree champion. you know.
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