EVEN MY TEETH ARE BORED

so today I decided that my rules are the best rules. and I RULE.
i have to go to the stinkin fuckin bitch bank.
and the sweater i am wearing is forcing me to SWEAR because it is causing ME TO perspire! which is:
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SO! what ARE YOU doing today??
I am going to be AWESOME all DAY! try and top that!
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can you remember to make me remember to remember to get some LOGS.
Oh last night I had a DREAM that I was chillin in a jacuzzi and the JACUZZI had a toilet in it and it over flowed and POOP was floating everywhere so I got the fuck out of that SHIT WATER.
what a nice dream.
if something expired yesterday it is ok to eat it today. right?
its just one day.