WIPE THAT FACE OFF YOUR HEAD

This is my last post for 2006 just maybe I could write something BRILLIANT to wrap up 2006
and start 2007 with some magical writting skills and possitivity...
2007 is gonna be a BREAKTHROUGH type of year.
maybe I should not say anything.
maybe it should be a secret or something.
maybe i should cut down my internet time in the new year.
maybe I should write a book.
and not share.
and meditate some.
get lost and stuff.
FOR NOW I am going to watch DAZED AND CONFUSED and force down a glass of wine.
do you think my head will start to pound LESS or MORE?
and i am sorry for all the bad stuff I said and did in 2006.
and happy new year to us.

can you help me with this maze?

so whats the story/deal about breaking mirrors?? seven yrs bad luck? what bullcrap! i broke a HUGE GODDAMN MIRROR in 2004.
you have no idea just how HUGE this partic mirror was. it was an accident and I tried to blame other people. but when you get down to the truth it was ME. my doom. but maybe I dont believe in that silly NONSENSE. or i do.
so lets move on to other NEWS
I joined MYSPACE AGAIN! cause I cant stand to be left out of the COOLNESS POOL. Actuallly I did it for other reasons. I have reasons FOR EVERYTHING! I dont just run around doing things without reason! OK!? SO FAR I have ONE FRIEND besides that TOM dude and thats all I want. I wont be accepting any other friend offers. and I wont be adding any FANCY, or GAY backgrounds or any spectacular MUSIC. i will HOWEVER ADD a link to this blog.
so I am SURE that I will become a MEGA BLOG STAR and I will have MYSPACE to thank.
pshhh.
I AM GOING TO THE SEE THE HOLIDAY! with my friend after lame O MASS AND jut so you are well informed about ME and my life you should know that the last time I went to church (christmas eve) I had a nervous breakdown and cried all over the fucking place like a crazy lunatic. it was great. but it was due to the FACTS! my gramma fell into a CAR while entering and THEN our seats were taken and I did not wannna sit next to AFROMAN! because i felt dumb and UGLY! so I ended up sitting on the hard tile floor. I could feel gods eyes staring at me the entire time. you would never understand!
I am going to be fucking LATE BECAUSE OF THIS POST! THANKS A LOT.

down to his legs

took a little nappy nap and had a scary dream that my house caught on FIRE! and burned down to the mother fucken ground.
it was upsetting to say the least.
today i am gonna buy a DAMN lottery ticket cause I wanna be a millionaire in 2007!
i feel FAT because I have beeen over eating the following:
-candy
-oatmeal
-chocolate
-nuts
-cappucinos and lattes
-many many little red grapes
-and toothpaste.
and there is NOTHING to DRINK IN MY HOUSE!!!! stupud.
in the wee hours of morning (3am) i took a swig of milk out of the carton and spilled it all down my chest and i just went back to bed with a milk soaked shirt.
why would I do that?? sleepyness.
holy bitchface! i am so booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrred today.
i bet you are having LOTS AND LOTS OF SUPER FUN ON THIS LAST SATURDAY OF THE YEAR!
tonight I am making this flank steak thing w/ carmelized onions should be AWESOME!
want some?
too bad!

need to see my dermatoligist, therapist and plastic surgeon.

I forget what I was really gonna say. I have been thinking and thinking about what I was gonna SAY! and I FORGET.
DIET COKE is NOT for little boys! Rootbeer is ok though.
AND if you have any issues with anything you should never have children. thats my parentel advise for the week. or for the year of 06. I will start giving MORE GOOD MOTHER advise in 07! K?! so beready for that.
you know my dad was ADDICTED to diet coke. he had that type of personality.
I am watching KING KONG> I have to go to the grocery store and I slept till NINE!
king kong is pretty intense.
i have to go get a cup and my charge is almost gone.
and something stinks.

NEXT STOP: ANYWHERE YOU'D LIKE

we were chillin out in an alley way somewhere in Burbank and i wanted to be a contestant on the price is right cause i had an extra set of clothes but I guess I was on another mission so I just did not. I was certainly sure that my wit and extra set of clothes would win me a spot on the stage. i did however go to a pumpkin patch type thing. it was weird. and YOU were there. of course. but i should not dream of you. BUT YOU WERE A BIG BLACK DUDE SOME OF THE TIME and thats all I can tell you.
my scalp is annoying me this morning. maybe I should wash my hair.
later I will.
i have been on a LARGE oatmeal KICK.
its soooo warm and delicious.

i felt carsick all day.

i was just sitting here thinking about how I think the internet is boring and that started the process of determining the amount of stupid my blog really actually is.
thank goodness I am connected.
OH! Charlettes Web was so cute.

she does

time is tricky and its sad how little we have
but wasting time is still underappreciated
I always get compliments on the sweatshirt I am wearing today
I notice that
I did something neat and interesting a minute ago
washed a large chocolate bundt cake down my sink
it was almost just as fun as making it
it was just here and now its gone
everything I do is magic.

do you know what I am saying?

just cleaned out my ICEBOX and it was realllly nasty cause there was lots of old smelly food in there and so I feel like a failure. where I keep my foood should be a sanitary place. lickable.
anyways I could NOT sleep last night I was very restless and could not be still so I walked around and ate candy.
I have consumed MASS AMOUNTS of chocolate candies in the last week.
not good.
a big storm whipped through last night and thats why I guess I was restless.
the wind was howling and whistling and all those other stormy noises were happening too.
so where am I going with this?
what was I meaning to say?
I have a fucking ton of shit to do and I dont wanna do anything but HAVE FUN AND PLAY LIKE I AM PRETTY!
but lets get real and lets not lose your grip.
I should see a movie today.

doing the trick of doing me the favor

Another picure of me and Santa just because I like looking at them.
its cool the way Christmas comes in and makes everything a big mess.
I made some waffles this morning from scratch. that is me bragging.
do i brag a lot?
my new ultra awesome laptop seems to have some sharp edges.

MERRY CHRISTMAS NAUGHTY!!

Santa still loves me even though I am rotten.
I hope everyone has a Merry and Jolly Christmas.
peace.

I AM THE SELFISH ONE and YOU ARE THE THOUGHTFUL ONE

i am going to wrap some presents now. OK!
and I lost some of my mothers gifts. I thought that I found the stuff but i guess it was just a dream that I had.
today is her birthday. I got her a lot of ice skate ornaments for her ALL white tree. but I guess I threw them away and they are at the dump.
how dumb of me.
i am an idiot.
last night I made shredded pork wraps and I think they were reallyyyyyyyyy good.
ok time to wrap and have some coffee.

my dreams are very important

saw a lady I know from the gym AND from church in Costco today and she gave me a hug. she is really nice. her name is julie. she has a ROCK HARD BODY. i like her. and she likes me. and her son likes me. EVERYONE LIKES ME! and she said that I looked FANTASTIC and I told her that I felt like shit and I that I was tired and she told me to keep doing whatever it is that I am doing.
and
mycleaning crew had to leave the house early without finishing because my smoke detectors went all fucking loony bin on me and beeped the fuck out of our ears. The one cleaning lady (maid) named PAT was so nice helping me open up my puzzle ladder so I could climb dangerously high. and I was freaking out inside my brain! the PITCH WAS INTOLERABLE!!!!!! I can still hear it if I think about it.
whatever I dont wanna talk about it its sorta a long story.
i guess another cleaning crew will be coming tomorrow! but I dont want another one. i want the girls that always come.
they know me and they know my situation and I dont like strangers.
whatever I am just rambling.
traffic has been a nightmare and i hate all the drivers on the road.
sorry.

TO MY BROTHERS AND MY SISTERES

listening to the same Kanye West cd today. DE JA VUUVUU.
I hate today. eventually I will get things done and in order.
sometimes I go to write something on MY blog and then I think of all the KNOWITALL responses I will recieve.
just a bunch of know it alls. like if I was to say what A BAD BAD MEAN MEAN HORRIBLE DESPICABLE PERSON I AM maybe you would say OH NO KATHRYN YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE GREAT. and daffy duck is awesme. haha but maybe not maybe I am stepping out of bounds right now by thinking I know what you or anyone is thinking and then I think HEY WAIT I DONT CARE! oh yeah thats right. but I guess I do care. I care all too much what everybody thinks because I know what i think. and I really think that my brain is being controlled by the devil. thats meant to be funny. cause of course the devil is alive in me and in all of us.
my stomach right now is actually being told what to do by the devil.
i need to focus on my health.
more greens.
i feel the pressures of Christmas weighing heavy.
I skipped the gym today so I feel like a loser.
how are you feeling?

i am retiring

yeah i should be an actress. i have been meaning to do that. after the holidays I willl get famous and rich. I am sure I could even do a MUSIC VIDEO! it depends.
one timey time i did go to an agency and they told me that I had a perfect "music video look" but the nice lady also said I had big hips.
I was 16. i hardly remember those days.
I took a chill pill tonight cause I feel stressed and overly HYPER
!!!!!
I wish I could share more and more feelings and thoughts and experiences with you but I just cant.
I cant share.
trying to be cool and be steady and be level and get and do everything I want.
i know you got my number.
I bought another present today. progress as usual.

all I got is what I get

fuckyes my heater is broken! but thankful its only like 30 degrees outside and not 16 or -16! thank goodness for that.
but still, and whatever I hate the stupid heater anyways cause it blows too hard in my face.
i guess.
if you smoke but workout it reduces your chances of lung cancer.
a fun job would be working in a CASINO!
I know a girl that works ina casino and she can TOTALLLLLYYY get me a JOB'! DOODS!@
BUT thats a slippery slope my dear friends.
a slippery slope. but having a JOB may really be the thing for me. income and ALL! maybe benefits!
and maybe some of yous should be pushing me towards something.
dont just fucking sit there and think your stupid thoughts and make your stupud wise cracks and bullshit smatterings.
fucking be useful! i mean really what GOOD ARE YOU!?
you make me sick.
i hope we can still be close friends.
my blog sucks.
just kidding, I actually think its the best.
and when is the easter bunny gonna get here?

OH HOW I LOVE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY

i am going to go THIS PLACE today. your whole family should be oozing envy.
LATER AFTER THAT I have to go to my husbands FUN! FUN! FUN! WORK CHRISTMAS PARTY. I dont even have anything to wear and the country club doesnt allow jeans. whats wrong with jeans? I bought a really really nice pair of stretch jeans the other day. sexy stretchy that would look GREAT w/some black boots. the country club doesnt KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FASHION!
and i thought I was gonna have a few gumballs with my breakfast but THEY ARENT EVEN GUMBALLS!!!! they are actually tiny little jawbreakers in a gumball machine. HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT?! my mom gives my son the shittest, crappiest candy!

I SAID GODDAMN

I feel unable to move and not really even feeling the whole blogging feeling but somehow mustered up enough GUILT to just go and get on and do it.
i dont know even know what that means. i feel obligated?
my throat is dry. and I was inn some fake snow tonight. some mean bastard kids hit me pretty hard with some snowballs. i guess I looked like I wanted to play.
uh oh pulp fiction is on and now my train of thought is way too far gone. JACK RABBIT SLIMS scene.
I maybe was gonna mention this old 70's jumpsuit thing that I own that maybe could be turnind into and shirt? and that cuttin up clothing seems to be the popular thing to do as of now and maybe I shoud put my scissors too this old vintage jumper. it was my grammas, i bet she'd say NO. but I cant decide what I will do. so I guess thats all I was gonna blog about.
pretty boring.
ok I am do done with this post,
goodnight, and sleep tight.
lover.

i love hanging out with my real friends

lets talk about how I hate guessing how the future willl turn out to be.
made more cookies because I am the cookie monster.
i plan on falling back on my cookie baking skills one day in my life.
but nobody knows that but me and you.
I did my christmas cards. I have a few leftovers so if your not too much of a pussy you can email me your address I will send you some holiday cheer.
or maybe thats a BAD BAD IDEA.
too much pressure and stress involved in that idea.
too many fucking PYSCHOS OUT THERE!
!!do not send me your address!!
just leave me alone.

FISH BOWL

my face got all BLOTCHY AND WEIRD around my eyes in the gym this morning and I was dripping drops of sweat everywhere!! and I looked like I was about to pass out and DIE ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR! I am a weak SUCKY ASS BITCH. ANDAND II said the FUCK WORD outloud a few times and I know that I was scaring some ladies behind me. BUT HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS it was like 1,000,000 DAMN degrees in that sonofabitch gym!!! like they had a fireplace a BLAZEN!!!!
but it was good. felt nice.

shine your light now and this time its got to be good

yesterday I made stew.
even though i knew for a FACT that I was going to be dining at DENNNYS diner with my G-MA and little sonny boy.
but all my effort was put to waste cause it sat untouched in my crock pot all evening and on into the morning. but I guess the good news is that dinner is done for tonight. the bright side always shining through.
I called my gal pal at work a sec ago and someone ELSE answered her phone and asked who was calling and I said "KATHRYN" and the person said "with red hair? and the dinosaur baby?"
yes. me.

my uncle Bobby died two yrs ago today.
sucky.

i got to go.

DID NOT EVEN SEE YOU SITTING THERE

I BOUGHT SOME SPICY MUSTARD A FEW WEEEKS AGO AND WHEN I GOT HOME WITH IT I SAW THAT IT HAD BEEN OPENED AND DRY CRUSTY MUSTARD WAS ALL OVER THE BOTTLE! YUCK!!! AND MAYBE IT HAD BE POISONED BY A TERRORIST ATTACKER. SO MY PLAN WAS TO RETURN IT TO THE STORE AND REQUEST A NEW BOTTLE BUT I NEVER DID AND SO IT HAS BEEN JUST SITTING HERE IN MY STUPID WAY AND I JUST NOW THREW IT AWAY. FORGET IT! ASSHOLE.
and yesterday i threw out 4 RAW chicken breast that went bad in my fridge.
I DONT GIVE A CARE.
i am going to go take a shower.

HOLY COOKIE BATMAN!

they are almost gone.
its a shame.
I wanted to share.
i will try to stop eating them.

weak and strong

who knows what i will come up with right. While I was away this morning my gramma called me and left a scary message on my machiney about not feeling well and needing someone to talk to so I called her.
and sometimes I think taht my dream life getts innertwind with the "reality life" and that makes things all the more confusing for me. Its like pieces of my brain are still DREAMING WHILE I AM AWAKE. wow.
my brain is OFF THE HOOK.
well an airplane flew through my house and landed in front of me late late last night and I am convinced it was a spirit person. I felt a presence all evening and kept seeing things moving and black shadows lurking about.
I am serious.
HEY! I almost broke my dam ankle this morning. I was hopping around like an assjole in kick boxing and landed all COCKEYED. I was so thankful it did not break. that would be like totally really embarassing.
and I like to pretend that I am the best looking girl in that entire gym.
sometimes I really believe.
there is no fucking way I can have a bad day today.

ringing doorbells

Vote for Raymi the minx!
cause its important to me.
and to her.
and cause she deserves it.
I wish I lived in Toronto cuz THEN I COULD easily POP IN her
condo and FORCE her TO BE MY BEST FRIEND!
but thats just a joke. and I will never be in the TOronto area.
and I would probably not really like her in person anyways,
so its best we just stay away from each other.
BUt her blog is my FAV and she should be YOUR FAV too!
and she is sexy.

KISS ASS

i baked cookies this morning.
and now I am watching Martha Stewart and some little hoe on her show make minature gingerbread houses that make the ones that I have look like they belong in the ghetto cookin' up some meth.
i hate her show and I hate HER and I hate her little HOE HELPER.
happy holidays.

IS IT DECEMBER 10th or DECEMBER 11th?

I AM MAKING THE WORLDS LAZIEST MEATLOAF FOR DINNER AND I AM IN A WICKED MOOD AND ITS WORKING OUT THAT MY MOTHER IS COMING OVER SO I CAN SEE HER NEW GOLDEN PLAQUE THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT BECAUSE I AM A BITCHY BITCH.
I SHOULD MAKE HER BRING ME A BAG OF POTATOES. THAT WILL MAKE HER FEEL IMPORTANT AND USEFUL.

i should just have potatoes on hand. WTF!? disgraceful and embarrassing.
she is gonna RIP apart my christmas tree too! since she is the christmas tree champion. you know.

WHO

everything feels funny.
and i wish I was Russian and could speak the language.
and I wish I could FUCK CHRISTMAS RIGHT UP THE ASS.
FUNNY.

try not to puke on yourself

ok so maybe my cell phone fell into the toilet and now its broken. dont ask how it fell in the toilet. I am not sure. I was in the potty area and it just plopped in there and sunk all the way to the bottom and I had to get some tongs to retreive it. I should have flushed it just to SEE what would happen. I am a scientist like that. and for yours and everyones information I am not going to get a new phone. and even if this one somehow started working like dried out or something it will always be a toilet water phone to me. I dont want a toilet water phone.
SOOOOoooooo at lunch today I saw a lady and she FULLY HAD an ELAINE BENES hair doo! I wonder if she knows. someone should tell her.
Furthermore I have not talked to my gramma all day today. Last night she couldnt join in the decorate the christmas tree fun cause her GOD needed her. I guess it was some holy day of obligation and that really TICKED me off.
O WELL. fine. and alright.
ALSO I gave christmas shopping another GO and it didnt work out. so maybe no christmas presents this yr.
I am gonna watch Pirates of the CARIBBEAN II tonight.
and i am sick.

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SATURDAY MORNING BLOGGING IS WHERE I GET REALLLY CREATIVE AND AMAZING!
I could NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT!! WHY?!!? WHY must i have a sleeep disorder? nothing is even going on at one AM! nothing!
last night I had some TWO PUDDING SNACKS! not one. TWO!
i should have just had one. but i couldnt help it. the pudding was so creamy and rich that one did not leave me feeling satisfied.
i think that it is so wonderful to be ME.
I am very lucky to be living on this planet, in the desert.
its wonderful.
i was watching the news last night and there was this story about this young boy who was SHOT to death and at his funeral a HUGE BRAWL broke OUT between his FATHER and his STEP FATHEr! how sad. they were in a CHURCH for GODSAKE! and a young boy IS DEAD! and they go all hogwild and punch out eachothers lights and knock over PEWS and STATUES!
then there was all these asses celebrating JOHN LENNONS MURDER on hollywood BLVD and they were even MORE stupid looking. singing Imagine off key and crying like fucking babies. saying how his message is still strong.
PEACE FOR ALL. PEACE ON EARTH STUPID BUFFONS!

GETTING DOWN HAVING A GOODTIME

my house smells like burritos and the smell is making me sick.
I keep thinking that maybe I HAVE THE FLU! I cant tell.
and I dont care.
I bought some swans down cake flour today! fancy flour?
OH and my washing machine and dryer are pieces of crap. I hate them.
hahahaha its funny to me.
they are that LIFE IS GOOD BRAND.
do i really need to put a link? no.
ever since I put on the sweatshirt that I am wearing EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG/ WEIRD.
upon inserting my arm in the armhole
a mysterious piece of ELECTRICAL TAPE was in there and scratched myskin and scared me cause I thought it was a CRICKET.
one morning long long ago when i was a little girl I was putting on my high top MAGENTA converse before school and I thought that a piece of paper was scrunched up in the toe for whatever reason so anyways I got it out BUT it wasnt a scrunched up piece of paper IT WAS A BLACK CRICKET!!!!!
I think I cried.
but now back to this crazy SWEATSHIRT I AM WEARING! it is itchy too!
and Oprah was good today.
i dont think I smell burrito anymore.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!

dont copy me

P. DIDDY IS GONNA BE A DADDY!!! I had no idea. i should send a card.
i need to take a short nap. like 20 minutes.
my icebox needs help. its a messy mess and i hate it. and I hate my freezer too.
and I hate my cupboards and I hate my closet and drawers.
all of them.
what happens when you lose your lucky penny!?
are you completly fucked or will a NEW penny do just fine?
I like pennies that were made in 1979.

pyook

last night i had three glasses of wine then I had two pieces of this STRAWBERRIES and CREAM BREAD that was made by me.
then I threw up. in the sink.
so awesome.

cheat on your wife

my dreams have been making me mad. WHY DO I DREAM THESE STUPID THINGS!??!?!!? it makes me furious! the things my brain comes up with!
and I like this picture cause I look like a fucking stupid person in it. I like being stupid.
and i have been listeningto christmas music NON STop!@
and

be careful with my camera its all ive got going on

Tomorrow the tree goes up. and with it my spirits.
its super NEAT when people want to take my picture!
now I am going on a trip around town in my luxury car to view lights on houses.
DRUNK!