get stupid

everyones blog is all the same bullshit.
with the exception of course of yours and mine.
we are different.
more special.
ok maybe just you.
have I mentioned that my hits have decreased 20%? why would that be?
lets ponder that.
and everyone is a fucking asshole.
sometimes I forget to look at your blog because I am so engrossed in my blog or my other daily life activities.
but i am a loser and you are obviously not.
did I just come up with all that on my own?
MY HOUSE IS CLEaN.
I have done a lot of non stop cleaning.
and last night I had KFC.
and champagne.
is that not marvelous?
I like that LA INK show wth KAT VON DE.
she is hot and I wanna be just like her.
I wonder if she would be a cold bitch to me?
I hope not cause that would break my heart.
eventually I would move on.

the other night while laying in bed i was trying to freak myself out by telling myself OVER AND OVER again and agian that I was goign to be 30!
I was all OH YEAH RIGHT shUT UP am NOT! but then realized oh yes I AM going to be 28 soon and that is basically 30.
then I was ALLL OH FUCK I AM GOING TO BE OLD AND DEAD VERYSOOOON. a dead old stupid lady.
FUCK>
but then Iwas like WAHTEVER FUCK IT SHUT UP! I DONT EVEN CARE GOODNITE
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i keep feeling really fat all the time.
I need to print myself up a STRICT DIET.
I know booorring huh
today is lazy friday.