i love halloween forever

thats the best cupcake I have ever had in my life.
do you see how moist and bouncy it is?
I would like one in purple.
my friend made them for the party :)
and whne I was being all sweet and drunk I packaged up the leftovers for her to take home.
she doesnt have a blog so why even bother talking about her?
well because she makes the best cupcakes in the universe and I MUST cont to be her friend so she will make me more.
I shouldnt have packaged anything up. I am always being dumb like that.
and i am reminding myself THIS>
OK.
here! now.
thats what I do.
and if she does makes me some more she can only give me like 4 because any more than that would be way too much.

I got a new phone. its pink.
it was a gift.

WICKED

I am cleaning up this little hell hole of mine.
when I sound mad I am really happy.
ok children
there is so much I could say right now.
MY mom was passing out VICODIN at the party.
I never got one and even if she did offer it to me I would BE LIKE NO FUCKING WAY!
I would not give her the satisfaction.
she is so embarrassing! god.
I gots blitzed very early on and forgot mostly everything.
and now its likes I wanna have a party every night.
why not?
next years will be better.
and it is good that when I tell people about my BLOG they SHOW ZERO interest.
oh yeah? shut up.
are you all bent?
what did i dream about last night?
dance time.

smoggy

nothing but a veggie omelette, hashbrowns, coffee and many snack size CANDIES
and sodas for me today
obviously only smart and healthy living choices for me.
i kept losing my camera and phone all night long at MY PARTY.
and I forget who was even here.
I give up.
Target commercials are the best.

I miss you when you left

Remember that guy?
he is fun.
i am a lazy
but that's what I like to CALL "an untruth".
youknow what I mean.
I know you do.
thanks for everything.
my party was fine, i think.

their thoughts aren't far from the devastation

i am sorry but I am very busy and its only going to get worse before it gets better.
just kidding.
just horsing around.
horsing?
thats funny.
and thats funny.
but seriously folks
I am busy, and am not working fast enough.
again and again.
oh yeah I got some CHRONIC TACO last night and it was disgusting!
i don't think it was supposed to taste like basset hound but it did.
I ate the nachos and its possible they SUCKED WORSE than the tacos
no sour cream! and no tomato. WHTATHEFCUK but I got hungry and ate.
I blame the workers working at the time I was there.
BUT WHATEVR COS EITHER WAY I am NEVER RETURNING EVER EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
unless you are paying then I will go I GUESS
also got into a mini skirmish w the young worker girl about how everyidiot on this planet knows that styrofoam+microwave= TOXIC POISON
she didn't GET IT. neither did the dude ordering his taco beside me. I turned to him for some reinforcement but he was useless.
or maybe that was me.
right now i am just really thirsty wishing I had a nice ice cold ice tea.
and a slice of cheese pizza.
sleep well
play it safe
some dumb show about sasquatch is on.
oh please.

get a job

its fucking cold and ridiculously windy and the world is burning down.
oh but the costume shop let me take my costume home today!
since I was in there again because I love it in there
thats really a nice gesture on their part.
i LOVE THE COSTUME SHOP AND IT LOVES ME BACK.
honestly I love everything and everything loves me.
my kitchen is SEMI clean and I have a SEMI idea what I will make for dinner.
I am still losing my mind.
last night I made pancakes and turkey bacon.
also I skipped church and later found out from my gramma that they gave out some free communion.
can you believe that crap? why did they decide that?
and some lady told my gramma that she wanted me for her son.
HAHAHA
i am cute
and my skin is really dry.
maybe more some other time.

its so bad its got to be good

I need a new banner.
I might work on that a bit soon.
I have all this shit on my list.
I dont like saying shit all the time.
and "fuck" has got to stop too.
am I talking about putting an end to my bad language AGAIN?
this blog is one big repeater.
my life.
but at least its not as bad as SOME.
yuck dudes.
speaking of yucky dudes a yucky crackhead blackman approached me and my girlyfriends
and I nearly shit my pants
NO NO
I NEARLY FUCKED UP BROTHER UP.
YEAH. I was ABOUT TO KICK A ROUNDHOUSE TO HIS FACE
he walked over to us and said he liked what he saw so he had to walk over and say that.
we all ended up ignoring him and continued with our pleasure
REE said we were MARRIED with LOTS OF KIDS.
Sarah was handing out the yummy CHEESECAKE presents so maybe he actually was just wanting a piece of the cake.
I should have offered him the cake i guess...
ya know this Sarah also gave me some bread the other day.
she is trying to make me fat.

i am about to have my 2nd Martini.
I basically mix whatever juice I have handy with a splash or 2 of that GRAPE VODKA and poof like magic I am a bartender.
whatever, happy Saturday night to you too.

YOUR REACTION TO MY ACTION

hello.
last night I printed up flyers for my party.
andneeways I asked my husband to take a looksy and give me ANY FEED BACK he may have,
he looked at them said they were fine.
BUT THE thingy was that they WERE NOT FINE!
not fine at all.
I forgot to include the damn DATE! pretty important piece of info.
Oct. 27th btw
and so I got alllll ANGRY and SAIDTHAT THE PARTY WAS OFF!!!!!
and BLAMED HIM!
how could he not have noticed?
i am a big idiot.
but today I fixed them.
everything is all better.
no biggie.
and I forgave Tim.
also I started MY PERIOD this MORNING!
YES!
gotta go.

halloween party is called off.

I promise not to kill you

I FOUND AN ENORMOUS AND DISGUSTINGLY OBESE BLACK WIDOW!!!
SEE!
dont be scared.
I killed it
WITH SOME KILLING SPRAY AND THEN I SMASHED IT WITH A FUCKING HAMMER.
FUCK THAT NASTY BITCH.
IF I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN I WOULD!

I AM GOOD

i can sit and pick at my hair forever.
I have to literally STOP MYSELF.
and I still dont stop.
I start right up again.
probably doing it right now.
all girls with hair do it i guess.
GIRLS with HAIR DO IT haha
my hair needs a little trim.
tomorrow.
or next WEEK.
ONE DAY!

I am so over and done with all grocery stores.
but sometimes they are fun
like yesterday I bought some GRAPE flavored vodka.
and bananas.

HURRY UP

ooooooooh so scary!
and beautiful

AH FUCK! my house is falling apart.
minor stuff
whatever RIGHT
stay calm
and stay wonderful
about a hour ago I fucked up some fabric of mine with some paint of mine.
its ok.
i am anxious to eat a sandwich later this afternoon.
will I make it myself? Or will I have it made for me?
I have a fine to pay.

is tomorrow monday or not

I made some SPOOKY HALLOWEEN cupcakes today and I think I have eaten 4.
I also just now had a cup of hot tea.
stupid idea.
i am such a fathead.
i went to a festival this weekend and embarrassed a few people.
I called this one girl MENTALLY RETARDED.
I immediately felt bad about it.
but the whole situation WAS out of control mentallly retarded.
allotted time slots bring out the worst in me and all this other stuff happpened way before and directly after that you would never believe.
feels as if I was at this festival for 30 hours STRAIGHT!

but that was Saturday.
TODAY has been a lot more CALM and less embarrassing for everyone for the most part.
I did attend church.
flew by. felt like 15 minutes long.

to infinity

i am keeping everything a secret today but i think I willl have a salad.
so my son came home from schoool yesterday with a balloon saying it was a holiday.
a muslim holiday?
I wish I was still in kindergarten.

help me help us

i feel like chewing on some mint gum.
DEAR WORLD, I wish my little dog would STOP going poop and piss on my carpet.
its a real downer for me.
i was in a dollar store the other day with my gramma and she bought me two little trash cans.
I really needed two little trash cans.
they are both space themed.
I love them.
I'd show you a picture but I am unprepared and very unorganized.
disorganized?

constant like a heartbeat

You Are Coke

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper

What Kind of Soda Are You?

what a day I have had! WOWIE!
i am going to sleep soon so I wont be posting 3 times like I said.
sorry I lie sometimes.
but I am very honest when I take these quizes!
promise and cross my heart.

You Aren't Scary, You're Scared

Probably even scared to see how this quiz came out!

How Scary Are You?

also I have a problem
anything involving chuck norris bothers me.
I dont care if he is your dad, your uncle or your best friend
and for goodness sake please dont bother telling me about how he gave you your 1st trike and took you out for an ice cream sundae or how you used to hang out at the mall together.
I dont care.
he sucks.
and if you own a total gym you must be a fat and ugly loser w NO self respect.

plastic surgery shows are filled with people who have loose skin and ugly genes.
its gross.

ok goodnight.

you're just bad news

i can not fucking believe SOME people.
people are just so beyond fucked.
I am also.
beyond FUCKed.
take that as a good thing.dickheads.
I did DISHES ONCE alrEADy TODAY! and NOW there are MOre!
dishes are annoying little things and haribrushes and potholders annoy me too.
OH and I hate sponges.
we all have lives to manage and these things only get in the way.
isnt it amazing and tragic.
my life has been threaten numerous times this week, by numerous people.
like water on a duck.
and last night while goign to beddy BYE i was stressin over shit.
literally and figuratively.
I think today I will post THREE TIMES.
youre welcome in advance.
tacosalad for lunch today.

its not important

its beens awhile since Ive done a few different things.
and yes I am HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY.
for now. I might change my mind.
I cant ever decide on things.
my gramma at lunch yesterday asked me whys I was having such a difficult time choosing what sandwich to eat
and I was like GRAMMMA MAYBE I NEED MEDICATION TO HELPMEOUT! w shti like that. i dont know~!
it was a joke.
I got tthis southwestern chicken sandwich on bread deal.
it was an excellent choice made by YOURS TRULY
without any help from a doctor.
justneeded a little help from Mr. Time
today
I already cleaned the kitch
such an accomplishment.
next will be vacumming followed by a shower.

if it is an enduring state, you would use 'tight'

isnt it so much easier to sit around smoking bowl after bowl after bowl?
yes.
makes thngs LESS stressful. but then you end up with a messy kitchen and a fucked up hallway.
but thats not me THATS YOU.
I have a hard time communicating to you guys what I mean.
and what is with teachers?
are they against me?
are you against me?
its not important.
I ran into my male nurse friend the other NIGHT while I was PARTYING It UP IN URGENT CARE.
and I gave him my BLOG ADDRESS! now he hates me.
good.
I like to be hated. gives me pleasure.
some fucking assshole on the radio I guess you would know him as a Disc Jockey said that BLOGS ARE ONLY FOR DUMB BUNNIES!
and for an eentsy-weentsy moment I was enraged! thinking he pushed too far! who is he to judge?
but after I thought about his words i was like OH YES he speaks the truth.
I feel like being mean today.
watch it! dont brush up against me unless you are like model pretty.

the depths

october is almost fucking over.
do you feel your life passing you by?
cos it is! FAST! a lifetime is nothing.
my washing machine is FIXED.
the dumbass came and fixed it and when he left he forgot to do something so the machine was all stupid and confused flashing and singing
de de de de de de de de
which I am guessing means DOOR ERROR.
but you know whatever I am not even wanting to BLog about this!
but ok i will finish the washng machine story anyways it ENTERTAINMENT
my husband fixed it without ricardos retard dickhole of a brain.
and now I am doing laundry.

and LOOKmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNACHOS!!!!!

my laptop is running on -0 battery.

but I wanna know whay HOSTESSES AND WAITRESSES ACT LIKE SUCH CUNTY WHORze.
tell me why cos i forget.

soup

so the deal is
for those of you that are concerned and interested
The fish tank is not my thing, my husband takes care of the fish tank.
We buy filters every so often and he changes the water every so often.
Seems like a big huge painful job to me, and in my brain a fish BOWL is a lot easier.
right now in this tank is a neon tetra and I am pretty sure that those require warm water
lucky to be alive in that cold water.
I did not buy it. my mother did.
she bought others along with it but they all passed away/died.
right now the neon tetra seems to be distrought.
there was a a goldfish but it died so maybe THE NT is upset about that.
but I have to push that out of my mind cos I have other stuff to take on.
like my stomach.
and this washingmachine being broken business
not really working out for me and my family. makes us all cranky.
never buy a front loader.
the stupid machine is under warranty so Ricardo came out to take a gander at the issue
he told me special pieces would need to be ordered to fix the problem
and then he went on to say that he was actually
"doing me A FAVOR"
so i was all "whatever Ricardo. dont do me any fucking favors."
he did some backtalking and said that it wasnt actually a favor.
what?
a little hose was delivered to my door yesterday.
that brings up more confusion.
forget it. I am tired AND HUNGRY.

i'm going to guess you weren't

well thats just silly.

swallowed down some tomato soup just now.
I LOVE TOMATO SOUP!!!
and I dont like to share w/ anyone.
maybe sometimes I like to share.
I used to make it w MILK but NOW I make it w water.
healthier.

I am having some cavity filled today.
Cavities make me feel like a failure.
and NO I dont floss.
I hope I get some vicodin.
i think my dentist likes me enough.
cross your fingers.

original

those carts are having a secret meeting.
comparing their days experiences.
they meet once a week, twice during the holidays.
sometimes one of them shows up with snacks.

i dont think I slept well last night and thats really fucking dumb.

i picked up some new pills that will be turning me into a porcelain doll so thats gonna be awesome.
watch for that metamorphosis
i watched this thing on TV about jellyfish and learned how they are taking over EARTH.
soon they will grow legs and walk on land and eat US.
its happpened before so it'll happen again.

I guess I have stuff to do.