I don't even approve of this but why not

Watched a little Oprah today.
I like Oprah. I should be a GUEST on Oprah!
I think the audience would really sympathize.
She does not judge she says cause the country is shit.
All around is confusion and wrongness.
Today the guests were these retarded parents who hired a stripper for their 16 yearold boys birthday party.
They were arrested and their lives were ruined.
Pretty dumb.
Why would you do that?
Happy Birthday young son, treat women like trash.
and lose your innocence as well. FUCK IT! you will lose it eventually.
but truthfully I guess kids are "doin it" like around 14. anyways. But why encourage it?
I guess the mother lady thought she was actually giving him a BITCHEN birthday present.

Consequences are just stupid.

YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?

The only thing I can think of that is sorta interesting to blog about are my dreams and they are not really even that interesting.
Last night I dreamt that I forgot to pick up Drew from school. I was just driving around and I glanced at the clock and it was 7! that is very late. and I freaked out and rushed to his school and apoligizied over and over again. When I woke up I was so relieved it was just a dream. That would be over the top irresponsible.

Lately I am very annoyed at everything and mostly everybody. But I think maybe that is an ongoing thing. So saying "lately" is stupid. I think that believing that most people are complete jackasses runs in my family. Because you know I am completely brillant! of course.
And I was REALLY starting to think thatI was totally SICK AND TIRED of watching that teeny show, THE OC. And I was thinking to myself that I NEVER EVER wanted to watch it again. LIKE EVER AGAIN! But it appears that one of the O.C kids (Seth) is going to start smoking POT! SO now I think I will watch so I can see how that all turns out.

yesterday was a good ok day. we went to Pasadena.That place is just so lovely. Cool shops and everything is pretty. So I am going to move there. BYE!

Blueberry Muffins, Bacon and some Coffee

I wanna bring Drew here today
I dreamt last night that I went to a zoo and the animals were all extremly close to the walk ways. It was scary. Snakes were coming at me and little baby posums or something were sitting on peoples shoulders. It was creepy. And the gate to the alligator area was open and I accidently found myslef in there and an alligator tried to attack me but I escaped. And the orangutans were just walking around freely.


The zoo was just not safe at all.
SO I don't think I wanna go to the zoo today.

Yes, No and Sometimes

I had a pretty alright night. Balloons, bubbles, cake, rocky road ice cream, and some presents!! It was like an unbirthday party.

And then I took a bath.
It was going great.
But then I lost all my inner peace in an instant!
I hit my fucking head in the bathroom and got REALLY pissed and then fell to the floor and started to cry. I then got mad at Tim because he did not RUSH in to see if I was ok . But I was ok and I am ok. It just hurt like a mothereffer. I hate my stupid bathroom.
Here is a picture of me right afterward.
after I realized that I was ok.

Now I will watch American IDol!
with my bestbuddies.
I have TIVO!

Got this unsettled feeling in my body

GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY!
HAD SUSHI! WOW! AMAZING!
and went toTarget and took a nap!
spectacular.
Now I have to make salmon cakes and mac n cheese.
COOL!

I wish that Dillards sold these kick ass Campers cause my mom bought me this godawful leather jacket from there and I returned it and got a $200 value gift card! SUPERAWESOME! I was shocked how much that lame jacket was.
BUt hey its cool.I kinda feel bad. I am pretty sure she is not aware of this blog. Cause I would not wanna hurt her feelings. And trust me she is a delicate person.
But they don't sell those cool ass shoes that the world seems to be buzzing about.
But even if they did I would have to get them in a size 9 so I could give them to my sweet and pretty sister.

I don't have any time

I am being rushed but felt like I should post a picture of myself cause why not.

Today seems nice and I am hungry and the maids are coming and stuff.

Ok.

Don't Choke

notsickanymore.
and yes I like to take pictures of myself while going up and down my stairs.

I met a robot today.
I would tell you the details but it is all extremely confusing and TOP SECRET!
I have already said toomusch.
Adn I have to goto bed.


Miss me no one.

TImeless

Turns out I really am sick.
I woke up sick. that is not a great feeling.
I said that I want to wake up happy.

I have these OLD diaries from some lady with my maiden name.
She seemes miserable.
But still sorta funny BUT MISERABLE.
everyone is fucking miserable.
and usually for good reason but whatever it is all relative i guess.
My misery could mean JACK to you but YOUR misery is well YOUR misery.
But thinking of those old diaries from some lady makes me wonder who one day will read this shit.
My mother gave me these diraries because she found them in my STEP FATHERS parents old stinky basement back in Indiana.
TRIPPYMAN.
I am some how actually related to my stepfather.
It seems like life just repeats it selfover and fucking over again.
That thought can either be comforting or frightening.

I now am going to try to eat something. I know this is very delighful to hear but at one point I had to drive and I was forced to pull over and dry heave in the desert.
That was really superduper!
But it was necessary.
I think my body just feels mad at me.
Abused.

And I choose Campbells soup.

It Is Daytime

I woke up feeling really yucky.

Like I need a vitamin or something.

My head kinda hurts and my neck too.

I just wanna lay in bed all day and sleep.

But that is just not an option.

I am not sure what I will do today.

I wish it was bedtime already.

Sometimes when I feel sick I wonder if it is just in my head.

Or am I really sick?

And my husband never believes I am sick.

SO FINE I JUST WON"T BE SICK!

I will go about my day like nothing is the matter.

Justa Buncha