HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY FRIENDS!!

that picture of my butt is ridiculous. BUT I just couldn't resist. LUCKY YOU. make fun of me for being so dumb.
SO its HALLOOWEEEN and its rainy. GREAT. I do actually like it.
I ate some left over chinese food a minute ago. why o why did I do that?
we are gonna leave in awhile to head downtown for the trick or treating and pizza pie eating.
I have been having a silly love affair with pizza. ONE NIGHT around MIDNIGHT I ordered up a pie jus' for the fuck of it.
well, truth be told it was all because I was watching a movie and the people IN the movie were eating pizza so then I HAD to have some too!! if I see anyone anywhere eating pizza or a pizza being delivered I MUST RIGHT THEN HAVE SOME PIZZA OF MY VERY OWN COME TO ME. serious.
its like an addiction. who doesnt love pizza?
EVEN the WORD pizza makes me CRAZY for PIZZA!
and I like to say PIZZA PIE.
I like eggplant too!
so whatelse is new? the election is 4 days away. are you even gonna vote? or are you a loser?
I cant wait. I am gonna have a BIG ELECTION PARTY wth PIZZA PIE! I dont really know if I will have pizza.
what would keep everyone calm?
wine yes.
LETS not all forget about my birthday. here here 29!
I already received one card in the mail.
too bad you dont know my address.
OK well my message today is HAVE A SPOOKY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN AND EAT SOME PIZZA PIE!
p.s.
i got a job yesterday! at a radical little Free TRADE gift shop. i wont share the name with you. YOU might call up and tell all my secrets.
Free TRADE!