About to blog

do you miss me?
be honest.
all the stuff I could fit was jammed in to those uhaul things.
some stuff had to be left behind.
some stuff was stolen by some fucking bastards that l believe deserve to rot in hell.
someone stole my birdbath :( my beautiful ceramic birdbath,
some crackers, spices and protein shakes.
GIVE ME A BREAK! go to the store and buy your own groceries and ceramic birdbath.

anyways, I am hungry for dinner.
salmon, rice and steamed BROCCOLI
I CANT WAIT!
had some THAI for lunch that was TO DIE FOR.
coconuts are the best.
joined a new gym today.
l start tomorrow and I am nervous like a little girl
considered jumping right in tonight but one more day of fat and lazy sounds lots more fun.
things are unusual and smell different.
the place is just a skip and a hop from my new place.
i still need to put all my clothes away in the proper areas but fuck i guess that is just too hard.
it is much easier to search for pants and shirts in large piles of shirts and pants.
but anyways everything is great.
corn on the cob w butter and salt is the new fun trend around here but we dont have any right now and that makes me sad. maybe a trip to the store is ness.
lets do this.
thought I would say more but I guess I wont.

i will

blog again soon with PICTURES.
i have been busy and I dont care about you.
I care abOUT ME and my family and NOT you.
you are NOT my family.
or friend.
if you were you would know because I would treat you right and You would KNOW. but you dont really care and its all good. lets just no cARE 2 GTHER AND ITS FINE.
i rode my bike around everyday this present time
I could have recieved a BUI 2nite but luck is on my side and I am sending out the good vibes.
feel it.
you feel it.
bye scumbags and ho bags.
be good.

Tori Amos: I Don't Like Mondays

moving away in EIGHT DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

going out for some salad and soup in a little while and I am OVERLY EXCITED ABOUT IT!
still putting things into cardboard boxes around here. sucks dick.
its amazing how many pieces of paper i have that I cant part with
and its cool how somethings I can throw away without any thought.
packed up my 3 BONGS today. wrapped em up in some bubble wrap.
that was funny to me.
why do I have three? well I am a collector of many things. I also collect snowbabies,
trolls and various types of candy too.
I have not smoked anything for like a MONTH or so.
CRAZY HUH! I am so sober.
I could TOTALLY pass a drug test if need be.


oh yes today is september eleventh.
that was a controlled demolition btw.
go here and learn some stuff.

I AM PRO CHOICE.

I am very interested in politics.
it all began with H. Ross Perot.
and I like hummus
I have been thinking about cutting out animal protein and it seems impossible.
?
today i had the following to eat:
a veg omelette w wheat toast
a MEATLESS corndog
an all beef hot dog from costco
some costco samples
1 hard taco
and 1 soft taco.
Now I am hungry AGAIN!
I bet I just need some water.
I've slacked off on that stuff these last few days and I can def tell a dif.

anyway I am gonna watch some political news.

sometimes I think we are having an earthquake but then it just turns out to be something else.

you are now running on reserve power.

fyi I CUT THAT SHIRT BECAUSE RAYMI SHOWED ME HOW TO IN A VIDEO OF HERS. thanks for that dearest raymi darling

PICTURES!!!!!!
my doings.
I packed my CHINA
for the past TWO DAYS! and I am soooooooo soooo thrilled and hhhaaaaaapppy to be done with it.
I hate you china and I hate you.
so yeah I figured I would puke up all these photos in your face.
I have been busy with concerts and beaches and parties and dinners and boxes and sleeping and stuff like that.
its been hectic.
I love it.
what else?
OH have you been watchng the political stupid idiot conventions? I have and I cant stand it,
I hate SARAH PALIN. who the fuck?
please do not vote for that ticket. PREETTTTY PLEASSE for me and for you.
her kids names are enough to make you understand why.
TRIG? TRACK? WILLOW? BRISTOL? And PIPER!?
oMFL! please someone undertstand me and my feelings. those are the dumbest names I have ever heard. MAYBE MAYBE just one of those names would be ok
but ALL FIVE together is just fucking retarded and fucking gay. a little over kill.
what else can I say?
OH hey! we purchased this scary thing to transport our bikes and I am scared it may fall off our car and cause a serious problem on the 5.
that wont happen.
I am nervous but a least I am cute.

would you mind showing me your identification?

what up bitchez? yep I am still packing this pad up yo.
yesterday I packed my lanterns.
that was cool and today I am gonna pack up some pictures in frames COOL HUH.
moving is the shit.
taking things off the walls is kinda sad. makes me feel SAD but accomplished...
I would reallly like a new coffeee pot. a nice sleek lookin one with a timer.
and I would like to fuck your mother up. maybe your grandmother.
let me ask you this:
ARE YOU TIRED OF MOTHERS AND WIVES DISCUSSING YOUR BUSINESS PLANS TO OTHER MOTHERS AND WIVES?
if so you can join my club.
yackity yak hos are annoying and they fuck the junk up.
who cares what I am doing or where I am doing it or when I am doing it?
obviously everyone and their boss.
being a celebrity like me can be such a bitch.
join a bunco club or something.
flies are annoying too.
go away.

i am the worlds greatest

I am moving
its a big one
I am already tired and have packed THREE boxes
and my whole entire house still to go.
i need more boxes and some bubble wrap too
go get me some, bring them to me and then do work.
i went dumpster diving around 8 am today and got like SEVEN whoopi doo
most of my stuff I am selling in yard sales to the dirt bag thieves.
everyone wants everything for a dollar.
dicks.
but I am going to stay positive and tell myself repeatedly that this is easy as pie.
easier than dying in this town.
also i have eaten a lot of cottage cheese today
and i love a salad with blue cheese and beets.
bye. wish me luck and stuff.

STUFF FOR YOU TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU SIT

ITS FUCKING HOT OUT. I really hate it.
and some person in a royal blue honda accord beeped their dumb horn at me with attitude a little earlier today when I was parking on a street.
FOR NOTHING. for parking and driving slow I assume.
I flipped the person off and said fuck yourself.
they have no idea what type of crazy bitch I am
I will straight up get out of my car, approach your window, instruct you to roll down your window and we will have ourselves a confrontation.
I am not scared of anything, especially someone who rollsaround in a honda beeping horns.
I am driving in a purple cadillac.
but whats the point?
i should not even bat an eyelash at that crap.
I need bread.
I need a protein shake.
i do NOT want to go outside again.
help me.

Did it storm last night, or did I dream it?

have you been watching the olympics like me? I enjoy it. i would like to be an olympian. and I dont think that olympians eat MCDONALDS chicken sandwiches. so those commercials are a lie. its more accurate to show fat lazy asses praising the Mcdonalds menu. WHO Do they think they are fooling? olympians eat salads, dried fruits and maybe an occasional nut.i had a dream that I got in some families FACE for feeeding their young son tequila. they were sitting the next table over giving him shots.
I WAS ALL: YOU KNOW ABOUT ALCOHOLISM DONT YOU!? YOU KNOW THAT ALCOHOL KILLSS DONT YOU!? AND YOUNG CHILDREN SHOULD NEVER BE OFFERED TEQUILA and they got all sad and sorry about it BUT then some heffer came over to my table and got all up in my face and started to fight me. and she was ahead of the game for about 10 seconds but I turned that situation around quick like and FUCKED HER UP! I beat the living shit out of that fat ho.
then I felt all bad about it. so I left the bar? and I had to travel down some rapid river to get home. I was worried abput losing my bags that I had to carry. OH and my friend sara went back into the bar to get the cell phone that she left inside. I tried to talk her out of it but she insisted and she never came back out and so I had to leave her behind and I felt bad about that too. I thnk they beat her up.
but I kept thinking to myself that she is a strong girl. AND THEN I started to think that MAYBE she was involved with those assholes.
but I am sure that she got beat up.
too bad I had to leave but it was scary.
when i woke myself up I WAS SOO fucking RELIEVED THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A scary DREAM.
you know the feeling.
youre like phewwy thank god thats not real. sleepy sleep.

I ate some kick ass mexican food last night.
buffet stylez.