These Stories of My Life

So I hear that ipads suck at being your MAIN computer system or what have you. I need a new computer system and I have been considering the ipad but forget it...!! Something really funny happened the other day! I was called a CUNT by a bitchfaced stranger in a supermarket grocery storeparking lot. :)!!! why? well I was being considerate and allowing a lady to walk across the cross walk thingy into the VOns store and the luxury car behind me decided to fuck that idea and WENT AROUND me instead as the lady was passing in front of my car and so as this luxury bitchface car passed by me I said, "umm EXCUSE ME IM LETTING THIS LADY CROSS!!!!", and the passenger yelled, "fuck you ya bitch". That is absurd so I stuck my middle finger up in the air and she yelled ,"CUNT!", I was like WOW I really really want to rip her face off. I was hoping to get the chance but they didn't stop and I didn't chase them. Probably should have cause I had no kids w me and it was the perfect opportunity to finally rip a bitches face off. But nonetheless good thing the weather was nice and we were both driving with our windows down otherwise the whole exchange may not have happened! then what would I have to tell people?? Talk about nothing but boiled eggs and laundry???? good lord no.

wild crazy silly foolish stupid

running out of things to do besides folding and putting away laundry. The worst activity in the world when its as out of controllio as it is right now IN MY LIFE. ALso I am eating cottage cheese and I am so skinny. But its temp. and maybe I lost muscle? IDK but I DO know I am about to 139 on the scale anydayday and thats cool. I guess.Blogger changed, and its like going back in time. shouldn't this place be better? NO NO facebook and instagram move on and get new and awesome and blogger sits around like a useless asshole w a template? WTFuckity?I cant sit here anymore. I am just going to regret this time I am wasting. gotta go.

be still

new post in the same month. Used to blog everyday. Its amazing I still bother posting, but its me DIARY haha.
I don't like that last photo of me so yeah now there is this one. My face.
Life cereal is so good.
Sad to report that I've been sick. LAst night was the worst, with body aches and chills. UGH and the empty feeling in my stomach w no appetite is not fun. DOn't get too concerned, I feel ok now.
First day of Spring how can I be sick?
AND life is so INTERESTING!
what do I want to do?
-buy strawberry plants
-pick weeds
-plant my veggies into bigger pots
-paint more bottles
-get rich
-finish book 2
ok I gotta go.

pinch me

HAppy SPrINg BReAk 2012 BABYDOLL!!
I NEED a new piece of hardware and I MEAN a new laptop or IPAD or someth cos this thing I am using now is manic. Copying and highlighting shit all over the place. annnoying and rude. probably a virus?
n e wayz Happy St Patty DAy. I must get my corned beef into the crock pot!
such a busy buzz w the spring and the storm.
almost finished reading the 1st Hunger Games book. its been an easy read but still taking me forever and a day to finfin. just cause
i bee soo buzzy.
Busy farming seeds of watermelon,cucumber, sweet pepper, green onion, and broccoli !!so dope! being a farmer.
preparing for the big something .
Planning on strawberrying up the place when the weather takes a chill pill.
I was contemplating having yard sale on Sunday but there is a hurricane happening this weekend so maybe anotherday! Ill still have shit to sell then. COOL shit. A desk and mass amounts of dysfunctional Mac products..but I wont part with any of them.
Apples are famfam.
Im all out of Kcups :( so I have to fill my lil personal kcup. I have some kahlua coffee. OH hey I should be forced to add Baileys HUH for the luck of the Irish. I am Irish. Lots Irish. but then again who isn't these days?
kiss me.

when you're ready just say that you're ready

helloo
Here i am again for some reason. you're here Im here. I want to use alot of quotation marks in this post. "for fun"
SO if you must know I can't seem to get along w the general public. In parking lots, at sporting events, online social forums, basically anywhere people are I have a problem with something someone is doing.
ANd I am RIGHT. like arrows for e.g. are pointing a direction for a reason. NO? yes?
and the people don't care. I am wrong for going the direction which the arrows are pointing? Is it opposites day? NO its "normal everyday life day" and arrows exist for a reason. They are not there to look nice. Arrows do serve a REAL purpose.
But I am the "rebel" I am the "cray bit" trying to stir the shit. NO actually if everyone would stop acting like such a. D-BAGs and b. jerk-offs, I would actually come across as pleasant person.
watched the boxing robot movie starring HUGH JACKMAN last night. Had a nice "underdog" "message". The movie was set in the yr 2027.
Im like HA yeah rights.

OCCUPY MY FACE

OK January is getting old.
Make some room for the rest of the months why doncha? Can't always be all about January. The other months are just as important if not MORE so.
Def mo. every month after Jan. is in fact BETTER.
I am broke broke broke and thats gonna be my cruel reality until I am not broke anymore.
Dude I have so many piles of dog feces in my backyard its absurd! Therefore today my big plan is to scoop it all up.
SUnday FUnday at its very berry best.
BEAT THAT! I'll take photos.
LAst night I dreamt of some wild dogface/bore in my house. He was a light sleeper so I was tippy toeing around as to not disturb the beasts sleepytime.
The thing reminded me of the scene in the 1987 movie Dragnet when Friday and Streebek disguise themselves and sneak into the secret P.A.G.A.N. ceremony!
that movie should be rereleased in 3D!
my mom has not seen me in almost 4 weeks.
wow.
I say, "FUCK IT MANG! Lets shoot for 4 mos." !
Coffee time for me now.

ireplay

It is freaking COLD outside right now. I have a lot of pork chops that I wanna turn into a magical dish. And while I am on the topic of magic it needs to be noted RIGHT NOW before I go any further... ready to be BLOWN AWAY? are you ready to freak OUT!?
I now own an iphone!, and whatheck I should be using it right now to BLOG! what am I thinking??!! laptops are so like dinosaurousrex!
but yeah the iphone is a special magical thing and that is my review.
Never even thought it was possible for I.
Then again its ALL possible! with the iphone.
iMagic.
Much the same way I felt about having a drivers license.
I got my DL on 10/31/07, two days before my 18th bday. AND HEY! That was a fun Halloween Party! I could go on and on w details but why?
MAN I am so caught up in the same songs over and over lately! I can't stop! If only I could JUMP INSIDE the song.
not even because I can relate or feel the same way but just cos I love it so wholeheartedly.
for me to know and you to find out one day never.
and pandora! UGH! THANK YOU GOD. iGod?
if i have the time.
RIGHT!? Am I right or am iright?

Kick the NewYear off with a Candy Apple

here is something I wrote days and days ago...............................

MAYbE this is the last blog post of the yr.
maybe i should make some resolutions here for 2012.
#1. Get a facial at a nice spa at least every other month if not once a month. (SERIOUSLY)
#2. Exercise 3-5 days a week OR MORE
#3. Drink more smoke less (negotiable)
#4. Read books
#5. Drink water the way I used to when I was in shape :(
#6. Get a life insurance plan (the one I've had for the past 10 yrs suddenly expired. such a waste of money. EXCUSE me for not DYING QUICK ENOUGH!)
#7. Get in shape
#8. Figure shit out
REsolutions are boring and pointless. But my list seems reasonable. Nothing to unrealistic. like for example I didn't list #9. Stop being an idiot asshole
Cause that is impossible.
2012 is going to be unlike anything we have ever experienced or could ever IMAGINE! and its going to fly by.

hahaha ridiculous.
..............
NOW at this current moment in time less than a hour left in 2011 i just want the same thing I always want and what we all want for oursleves and for one other;
to be cool, zenlike and calm.
am i right or am i right?
To let go. let go of regret and disappointment.
To love and to not think of the past, EVER. Its gone. But thats not possible. The past has created the now and the now creates the then.
It is possible to play some basketball and not care.

I want to get a lot more tattoos in twenty12. might as well.

Happy 2012.
Here is to being prepared to love and hate it all at once.

forever and ever

SO much work to be done everywhere.
My car is all shiny and freshly painted. SO now I don't want to drive ANYWHERE ever.
maybe there is some good when your car is junky looking.
A feeling of calm when its already all scratched and messy.
A "WHO CARES" ATTITUDE!
and that my friends IS the attitude we should all be striving for.
I want to want nothing. Ironic!!!
its only 9 am.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. I might go to my Mothers boat and I might not.
TIs the season of dilemmas.

SORRY WORLD

now i eat my oatmeal plain. no sweetener atall. Started this new thing today. FUCK TASTE. I really dont need it.
I'll still add creamer to my coffee and cont adding FLAX to the oats. Gives it a nutty flavor.
LAtely I feel like such garbage, yikes! is this the last full yr we will have as a semi functional SOCIETY?!
I think I am member of some society.
BUT YEAH as i was sayin',
last full yr ever is now cause in 2012 new shit is going DOWN!
so and I guess it will be yr 1 all over again?
BWHAHAHA CHAcHAHHCHA!!
anyways I am sorta kinda serious but I don't really have any REAL concrete ideas.
btw this oatmeal IS GROSS and its ok cause at least I have oatmeal. Some people have nothing. And I dont want to be an ungrateful bitch.
too many self photos on this blog for my taste but sometimes thats gonna happen cos the other photos I have taken are all too extraordinary for the internet...so there you have my thought on that.
STeam cleaning everything is a new hobby of mine!
Very rewarding to sanitize EVERYTHING ALL OVER.
Should be doing more if that right now because things are always getting filthy.
Disgusting slobs we are.
bye byes.
Time to break it down like I'm in control.