my core is solid

I was going to watch OPRAH but I got invaded by the cleaning lady so I LEFT the room. the show didnt seem too very interesting anyways. TRUTHFULLY only once in blue moon does her show really GRAB ME. I like it best when its about HAVING BIPOLARISM, RETARDATION, MIDGETS, or VAGINAS. and today its not about any of those things.
i think today it is about a black rich man that is charitable. thats nice.
the weather is so HEAVENLY that I have ALLLL my windows open and I can hear the birds singing.
welll now I cant hear anything but a loud vacumm and some idiot teen boy yelling "LAURAAAA!".
and my dog is so big that sometimes its like living with a furry dinosaur.


the maids just left and now I miss them.

CAN WE DO IT ONE MORE TIME

i like fish and I like to sleep so BEING A BEAR WOULD BE PRETTY COOL! next time I want to be a big brown bear. a fierce one.
i should be making my FAMOUS PERFECTLY FLUFFY SCRAMBLED EGGS! But time is meaningless.
one hour goes by fast.
MAIDS COME TODAY!!!!! stupid bitches.
DIDNT YOU WANT TO BUY ME A BIG, HUGE, SNOW WHITE, SPARKLEY, CHRISTMAS TREE??
I thought you said that. well there is a big white tree at TARGET that I want YOU to buy me!
this post is fucking the stupidest.
and yes maybe there was a post that I deleted and this is what I want YOU TO DO:
I want you to forget that YOU EVER SAW it. if you did. GOT IT!!??! CAN YOU HANDLE THAT!?!!?
if you saw it you get a special SECRET PRIZE!
i have twenty minutes before I have to leave my cozy house and then the day will be HISTORY.tomorrow is what i will wait for.
p.s. I dreamt about bullies and past lovers.

skilled in judging

DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY MY PURSE WAS STOLEN RIGHT OFF OF MY SHOULDER! actually i forgot it in the car. BUT it was an exciting thought.
i was with my gramma.
earlier this today while home my home phone rang and i answered and it was not who it should have been it was who it was so it caught me by surprise and off gaurd and that made me PANIC and act a little HARSH so I told who it was that maybe they should tell someone else to call me because fuck TRICK communication! and I WENT blah+blah+BLAAARRGH+MORE and all that equaled out to the person who wasnt the person I thought it was telling me that YES YESS I am RIGHT to be feeling this way and THAT YES YES I DO SEE THINGS AND REACT TO THINGS IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER> AND YES I DO SEE ALL THE TRUTH and I am wise.
and I said yeah I KNOW I have this DOWN PAT and pretty much hung up. . .and I drove by my grammmas old house today and it has new windows.
and dont worry i will post more gingerbread house pictures.
this isnt making much sense to me.

i have never in my life built a gingerbread house.

here! is one of the four minature gingerbread houses that Janet, my son, and ME made!!!! we are very creative. and we had gingerbread house supplies and MAC N CHEESE FOR DINNER.
maybe I will take a picture of ALL FOUR GINGERBREAD HOUSES and YOU CAN TELL ME WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE.
I asked my husband to pick which one he would BUY if they were for sale and he had a REALLY hard time choosing. and in the end I chose for him. whatever.

idiot but sexy!

and I tried to ROCK THE tights today but they MADE me HAVE A HUGE HISSY FIT! cause they ARE STUPID AND WONT STRETCH OUT ENOUGH! THEY SAY THAT THEY FIT ADULT WOMEN. MAYBE A MIDGET WOMAN. so fuck those tights. FUCK THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL!
i always wanna smoke the magical herb b4 church and THAT IS WHAT A GAY PERSON WOULD WANNA DO.
SO I AM FAGGOT.
just kidding. RELAX!!!!!!

drop me off in the desert

i saw the TIM ALLEN santa claus3 movie today and now i must see all the others. Tim Allen used to get on my every nerve but seeing him as SAnta really changed something in me.
and Martin SHort is always cool. he is jack Frost, and I guess jack Frost is an asshole. I never knew that.
anyways it is very good. and great.
so i forgot to purchase LOGS! thanks a lot!
and I guess I will send out some christmas cards this yr.
last yr I did not. too busy fucking around I guess.
i have been having hot chocolate and marshmellows every night.
I am gonna start to add alcohol. any suggestions? vodka?
kahlua?
I dont want it to over power the hot coco flavor. so maybe a chocolae liqour. or something else completly.
I once had a black lab named COCO. such a sweet dog. loved water.
i guess my dad got sick of him one afternoon and took him to the pound.
or maybe he just dropped him off in the desert. who knows?
see ya later coco.
this meeting is over.

EVEN MY TEETH ARE BORED

so today I decided that my rules are the best rules. and I RULE.
i have to go to the stinkin fuckin bitch bank.
and the sweater i am wearing is forcing me to SWEAR because it is causing ME TO perspire! which is:
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SO! what ARE YOU doing today??
I am going to be AWESOME all DAY! try and top that!
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can you remember to make me remember to remember to get some LOGS.
Oh last night I had a DREAM that I was chillin in a jacuzzi and the JACUZZI had a toilet in it and it over flowed and POOP was floating everywhere so I got the fuck out of that SHIT WATER.
what a nice dream.
if something expired yesterday it is ok to eat it today. right?
its just one day.

I HAVE TO GO PEE

today I am a wounded seal dying on a buoy somewhere in the ocean. I almost bought a LITE UP SEAL FOR MY YARD AND A DOLPHIN TOO. but I bought a DOE instead. when ever i see a SEAL I think of all the asshole sharks attacking them and eating them. and seals are so cute and adorable.
I keep hearing this monster like noise.
sometimes I like to pretend that I am in a HORROR MOVIE! and a monster is about to GET ME!
I was gonna say some other stuff but nevermind.
I am disappointed today.

DIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiNNNG!

I feel a little upset this morning. frustratedfrustration. but it will pass. I will just sit on my couch and watch cartoons until it passes.
i think I may have a tiny headache too!
i just ate about 15 frosted mini wheats.
people should really watch their water USAGE! we are goign to RUN the fuck out of water! THEN WHAT!!?!??
what will we do without water??
DIE! thats what. so dont waste water!

now she is involved in the government

BEEN A HUGE SHIRLEY TEMPLE FAN SINCE FOREVER!!

i heard that Shirley was upset that she did not get the part of DORTHY so she CURSED the ruby slippers that Judy wore and the rest is history.
a young lady witch told me more of the story when I was in the 5th grade.

kinda spooky

and i can tell when people arent paying attn and/or not caring.