we really should

Indoor malls are lame.
from now on I only shop outside.
or online.
also I am going to GET RICH with EBAY!!
starting tomorrow.

CONVERSATIONS THAT I JUST DON'T GIVE A HELL TO HAVE

I DISLIKE WHEN I am trying to do something and do it right so I do it over an over and over again to get it perfect but then I start to think WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS FOR? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?? and then I realize OH I AM WASTING MY FUCKING TIME. thats always a discouraging feeling. losing motivation.

I have been drinking a lot of Cherry Coca Cola. its bubbly.

OH and my mom painted my sons TOES and FINGERS! whatever I guess.
It just gives me a little extra work.
I want it off in the morning and he will not understand,
and maybe I dont understand BUT I just dont think he should have pink nailpolish.
and I dont feel like fucking fucking with the whole fucking scenario.
i am obviously upset.
JUST DONT PAINT LITTLE BOYS FINGERNAILS.
I mean why?
is he a pirate?
well then it should be BLACK!
I will go buy some black nailpolish and paint them BLACK. we will leave in the morning.
8 AM sharp.

oh some younger girl at the gym this morning was somewhat shocked when she realized I was a MOM and she told me that I did not look like a MOM and I SAID "thanks" and now I feel like that was totally rude on my part.
THANKS?


her: you dont look like a MOM.
me: thanks.

?
what?

what does a MOM look like???????????

my mom??
your mom?


THANKS!?!!?!!

SORRY THIS BLOG MAKES YOU SICK

I am not sure how my day will turn out. I can't wait to see. I am filled w/ anticipation. Its gonna be a good one.
I don't know why I have to wake up so mothereffing early. If I could just sleep till like 8 or even 9 maybe that'd be amazing.
and I have stopped liking coffee. it has been tasting like TAR. weird how tastes change.
one minute you cant get enough of something and the next you cant stand it any longer.
I hope that one day I will like coffee again.
BUT I do still like coffee mixed with ice cream and chocolate and carmel and BUTTER!

OHCRAPSTICKS! I just remember that I lost my ID!

and a gamma ray burst is going to KILL US ALL!!

copyfat copyfat copyfat copyfat copyfat copyfat

I have looked at a lot of blogs and I think that they are alllllll different. most of them suck balls. and i think that it is a retarded thing to say that anyone is copying anyones pictures, writing style, template, or whatever else. its just stupid. everyones fucking blog is different. the only way you can say that someone is copying is if their blog looks like your blog TWIN. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. EVERY PICTURE IS DIFFERENT.
people just like to flatter themselves by taking a silent credit for all the blogs in the universe.
its just the dumbest thing ever. copying. its NOT POSSIBLE!!! fucking 3rd graders.
and another thing! pretty much all the people on this planet are exactly the same. mostly. so I wish that people would stop thinking they are soooo unique and sooooo different. bullshit. the same. same same same. unless you are not human pretty much you are just like the rest of the world. HUMAN. and who gives a holy flying duck fuck if you have a gay blog. doesnt make you any different. just makes you a human with a blog.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.

i had dreams that involved some very weird situations and the whole time I was texting.
I text in my dreams??? weird.
at least I wasnt fucking blogging in my dream like some gaylord.
just kidding ya know.

last a lifetime and then some

an old hippy dude asked me for money this evening at the gas station cause he said he ran out of gas. I said SORRY DUDE WISH I COULD, but as I was saying this I started to realize i was lying so I felt the guilt coming then he said something like BUMMER and that i reminded him of his sister, and I said COOL and by now I was hunting out my change so I would not have to cry all the way home because I lied to a stranger.
then he told me WHY I reminded him of his sister it was cause she would always chew bubble gum and fall asleep with it in her mouth and then it would get all in her hair.
he did not think I cared about his story but I did. I gave him like 88 cents. and the rest of the people at the gas station looked at me like I was nuts for talking to this dude.
he also made some comment about a carsalesman. something about Rally being the best and blah blah and I was like yeah whatever dude good luck filling up your tank with 88cents.

i do love chewing bubble gum.

I will read you a book

I admit that I have no idea what is going on and I just might be as dumb as I think.
or more dumb than I think.
and that is just fine. it is all ok and everything will be ok.
and
a large needle was stuck in my wrist by a very attractive, youngish, male, doctor. My entire doctors appt was a delight.
the needle extracted some GEL FLUID. BUT I swear it looks like its already coming back.
this is all the opposite of interesting.

i feel like I need to take a bath and do some serious exfoliating.
thats what I need to do.
and I need to stop trying to pressure my soon to be 4 year old into having a PIRATE birthday party verses a BATMAN birthday party.
who the fuck do I think I am?!?!
Batman is cool.
I guess for my 26th birthday i will have a pirate party.
or no party at all.
just pie.

do you feel all the positive energy swirling around your FACE!??!!?
YOU BETTER@!

OOOPPPS NOT AGAIN

well hello. i have a dr.appt this morning. for my wrist. I am very excited to find out what they will do and say about my wrist. I guess I am going to an orthopedic. I have never been to an orthopedic.
I have been reading my horoscopes everyday and according to it I am having a great time. I am confident about who I am and I bring everyone around me joy. thats wonderful. and I am told to keep my EYE on the prize.
whatever.

I think i will make some pancakes with my son. sometimes that can be fun and sometimes its not. one time I got totally pissed off at him because he poured pepper in the batter. ruined the whole thing. i got very angry. It was the last of the mix so we could not just start over.
Pepper does not belong in pancake batter.

should I be watching TV?

I was just about to post the most ridiculous crap EVER! It was about breastpumps! and a something about some hoe who cant even say THANK YOU!

for some silly reason my black flip flops that I bought for 10 dollars are giving me problems.

i love milkshakes and think I should drink everything in milkshake form.

why be brutalized by an uncaring world?

I forced my son to watch I LOVE LUCY today. I am a mean mean mommy. he complained a little but then he realized that he was watching comedy GOLD and started to laugh and even copy Rickis lines. You know Desi was really the brains behind that show.

and I am LUCY! I AM! just ask anyone!! DO IT!

there is a family in my town that hates me.
they dont know what I look like BUT they hate me.
they walked right by me outside of my grandmas church today.
a bunch of women. women that hate me.
and they were complaining about the churches entry way.
saying how dumb the church was. what a buncha bitches.

I always wanted to wear heels when I was a little girl.
why cant little girls wear high heels?!?!?

SUNDAYS HAVE A NEW MEANING

I am very upset with myself. I woke up about every hour to eat the world from 1am till about 5 am. So my plan is to not eat anything at all for the rest of the day.
and
I spilt strawberry juice all over my stairs.

OH! I wanted to confess that if porn is on the television I must watch. There is no turning away.

I cleaned my house very well this morning.
because I am THE BOMB!!
uhhh yea.

right now I have to go to church.
I try to work up the nerve to take pictures inside the church but my Grandma gives me disapproving looks.

drive safe.