i need to be a better mother.

I HAD CHICKEN FAJITA SOUP FOR BREAKFAST.
YIKES.
did you know that four year old are unreasonable?
all humans actually.
my internet was DOWN this for awhilethis morning.
but now its fixed.
thrilling.
this weekend should be good.
last night I felt and heard this unusual and alarming POUNDING in my left ear.
I have been taking some unnecessary pain pills so it kinda concerned me.
I dont wanna die all of a sudden like ANNA NICOLES BOY>
that would be no good. Just yesterday i was thinking how I really love life right now.
I think I will go to the moviesto see that movie with KRISTUN DUNST.
shes so pretty.

IT MAKES MY HEART POUND

so there isthis reaallly amaaazong NEATO and NIFTY things CALLED GABBLY and like if you go to http://gabbly.com/katfran.blogspot.com then all THREE of you visitors can chat. BUT i guess if you are operating on a MAC you can not participate. I have a mac.
so I cant play.
and you can do this gabbly thing on any site.
pretty cooool man.

but I guess I cant.

I found this all out from RaymisBlog
thats where all the cool comes from.

what a weird weird day.

All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!

I love Peter Pan just so you know.
and
While that SWEET SIXTEEN show on MTV may be mildly entertaining the aggravation it causes me to feel is not worth the trouble.
the stupid little girls get BMW's and rappers and hip hop dancers for their parties.
I went to red lobster for my sweet sixteen.
oh and i got a purple beeper. that was sweet.
I should have started dealing drugs RIGHT THEN AND THERE.
my day today was just fine.
but
unfortunately I think I have caused a teensy-weensy zit to become a large zit.

SHE WANTS THE POPCORN CART AND THE GOLF CLUBS

I am meeting up with some of my OLD jr. high and high school girlfriends this day.
one of which happens to be pregnant.
these girls and I used to get in the craziest fights.
we have said the most horrible and vicious things to each other.
ONE TIME we were all arguing and one of the girls EXCLAIMED, "WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD!!!!" tome.
that was 8th grade I guess. It was a really dumb thing to say since I DID have a DAD and so the statement made not much sense.
but it still made me cry in the hallway but we all eventually went to sleep and we all three were BFF.
BUT if you are a GIRL and you have ever ever had another GIRL friend during anytime in your girl years THEN you know how fucking MEAN AND HORRIBLE AND EVIL GIRLS ALL ARE.
right?
girls lose it. girls fight. and girls know exactly what to say to ruin worlds.
if you were ever in a threesome type BEST FRIEND SITUATION then you know usually one of those girls was very FUCKED.
either it be accusations of STUFFING BRAs or of the fact that you are 13 and NOT allowed to wear makeup or SHAVE YOUR LEGSS becoming serious issues. it was always hard work tomaintain that sort of relationship.
basically its usually 2 against one.
but that was the fun. and once in awhile you have a happy trio.

and WHAT ABOUT THE GROUP OF FOUR GIRLFRIENDS!?!?

Whatever. I forget what I am talking about now.
......
THIS lady was just called up to play price is right AND had a nervous breakdown.
how pathetic!
hold it together!

Placentas are nutritional, endocrine, and immunological organs

OK JERKS. i got a really greaT and slutty halloween costume.
mission accomplished. NOW if only my party could be as great and as slutty.
DID YOU KNOW THAT HALF THE WORLD IS PREGNANT!?
itstrue. everywhere I look and everything I hear has to do with all these KNOCKED UP HOES.
not me. and probablynot you! so calm down.
and I dont want any baby carrying bitchfaces at my party complaining about the HEAT, the NAUSEA, the SWOLLEN THINGS, or the PLACENTAS. and I dont care if you are with child YOU BETTER GET SHITTYFACE DRUNK OR I will KICK YOU IN YOUR STUPID BABY BELLY.
I am a mean mean baby hater.

GATHER UP ALL YOUR JACKS LITTLE BOY

MAN I SLEPT GOOD LAST NIGHT!!! It started out a little rough. my nerves caused me to be a little ichy and I was beginning to feel sick but it passed and I slept really really good. until just now.
AND I like to gather up all the hair that has left my head every morning. I dont see how I have any hari left onb my head. and I have a new habit. I like to pluck out my arm hairs. SO soon I will have a bald head and bald arms. BUT apparently I forgot to shave my left armpit for the past few showers.
whoops.
I found more halloween decor last night and I hung up some orange liights on my stairs so NOW I LIVE IN A HAUNTED HOUSE!
i will get a costume today.
maybe I will be a slutty doll.

AND NOW EVEN MORE APPRECIATED

MY BIRTHDAY IS EXACTLY 1 MONTH AWAY!!!!!
TWENTY SEVEN.
27.
I am so young.
but sooooo wise.
OH THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN!
OH THE THINGS I HAVE DONE!
you would not even BELIEVE my LIFE STORY.
AMAZING!
OUTSTANDING!
UNBELIEVABLE!

I think i should goto YOGA this morning.
why not?

i was looking at blogs last night and this one blog reminded me of my dumpster diving dayz with my mom.
I sorta blocked that out of my brain.
so many things I have forgotten.
my momwould keep me out till 1 AM on schoolnights!! GOING THROUGH FUCKING DUMPSTERS.
LOOKING FOR FLOWERS and OTHER JUNK.
whatthefuck?
one time we found an unopened AIRBRUSH KIT. ooooooOOOOoooo that was a special night.
i would try to get some sleep in the car but was too afraid that some dirty drunk BUM would try and RAPE me and/or my mother.
OH those were the good ole days.
thats enough information on that for now.

I AM ON IT

I dont mean to be mean. or complain all the time. so sorry.
Iam sosick of this disgusting pink layout that you see before you.
I actually have started puking in my mouth while viewing my blog.
which is more often than i'd liked to admit.
whatever. I am an artist. People tell me so!
I will figure out how to change it.
and isnt it funny that Monday is already here AGAIN?
WOW THAT WAS FAST!
time flies when your having fun.

when I hear music I just can't make my feet behave

IHOP and other breakfast establishments or ALL FOOD PLACES make me angry. when I order a cinnamon stuffed cinnamon roll that is exactly what I expect! not just a plain stupid boring cinnamon roll! i wanted it to come the way it was described. FILLED WITH WARM CINNAMON FILLING AND DRIZZLED WITH CREAM CHEESE GLAZE AND TOPPED WITH CINNAMON APPLES.
and that reminds me that i am very sick of all these fat lady butts I see all around the place.
and the overly skinny ladies too. with no butts. thats just as gross.
and I dont like sick children. they are grosstoo.
i snuck out of church for awhile today and I was a tad worried that i was missing an important message.
so far this Sunday has been typical.
OH the insideofmy lipring had a tiny ball on the end just like the outside and this morning i noticed it was missing. so I guess I swallowed it?
I asked my Grandma for $500 today and she said no.
thats not right.

GOD I HATE SUNDAYS BUT I LOVE YOU

i shot a man with a SHOTGUN in my dream the other night. He was chasing me with the gun and was obvioulsy going to kill me BUT I was not going to be shot in my dream so I turned it all around and got the gun and shot him 3 times in the chest. it was a really intense dream. whatever.
who cares.
i do wonder if I ever pop up in other peoples dreamz.
i used to think that if someone was in my dream that I must have been in their dream too.
I have to get ready for church like NOW but I am not.
I am having coffeee w/chocolate raspberry creamer. pretty good.
and my son is being forced to go to church with me since I have no choice.
i tried to watch SNL last night cause DANE COOK was the host but the skits were so LAME/GAY that they put me into a deep coma and I missed the last 45 minutes of the stupid show. everything was political and unfunny.
i dont know what I expect.
I am thinking that i dont reallly wanna have a Halloween party cause I have no friends.