Friday, July 30, 2010

the winds have changed

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Out of control!
FIRE! and smoke and wind.
Fucking wind blowing the fire and blowing the water everywhere but on the fire.
I washed off my porch. for nothing. well, a smoothie did tip over.
Nice way to close out the summer.
way to go WIND and FIRE.
Trying to find a movie to watch right now because we cant go outside and I am not in a board game mood.
Always in the mood for KILL BILL but thats not very appropriate for a 7 yr old.
well 8 almost.
next week will be a good week.
hopefully the fire is out by then.
I kinda have a headache and maybe bad breath.
I am gonna have cantaloupe slices as a side dish for dinner tonight.
IT'D be really cool if I grew my own fruits and veggies and even had a chicken and a dairy cow.
This is just a boring afternoon and I am wasting time and nobody looks at this blog.

Monday, July 26, 2010

finally figured it out

Yourmamaoh god I am a heffer. Sara and me walking out of the buffet. So fat.right now. And now I blog from my phone as of today... starting now. Happy ? About to eat a turkey burger. All I do is eat. It's a good time. And watch a music movie about your fav band. The real deal w sauce.

Friday, June 18, 2010

hi,bye.

P5294195OK OK ITS SUMMER NOW. well not really, cause Sunday is actually the 1st day of summer.
BUt I have HEAT RASH. Yesterday I stayed out of the sun so it looks a litle better but still HORRIBLE.
Old age will play tricks on you and exfoliating toooo much is bad news as well.
moderation moderation.
I am an idiot. What can I say?
Lakers won and that was AMAZING.
I saw it coming all along this yr. POSITIVE thoughts,
BUt I have to go, I just felt real sad for this blog for a minute and a minutes all I got.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

are we still there?

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Being a better blogger this summer is something I plan on.
I am planning on being amazing all around this place and your place.
But yeah the right side of my face is swollen and in pain.
I need some dental assistance. free dental assistance would work best for me.
WHY would it be swollen anyways? what is happening? scary to think of the possibilities.
anyways I think I slept good.
I woke up and here I am.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Really

P4163801P4163781I am awaiting a check written out to mi in the amount of 8 dollars and some change. woot woot.
thank you google adsense and thanks to you ALL.
8 $'s!
so maybe marijuana is gonna be legal soon in Cali YO.
can u even imagine....
HOW EXPENSIVE its going to be?
california could be loaded! rolling in it.
but no I am not even interested in all that.
not even caring about that subject.
I do care about my pool getting cleaned and fixed in the near future.
something is wrong with the pump and I don't even understand what or how.
no big deal.
my zen like attitude forces me to "let it be"
and to believe everything will happen when it happens and its all happening NOW.
i am serious.
here's to it!
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Thursday, April 01, 2010

relationships are weird

P3213613HEY HEY HEY! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS fools.
I was gonna use the internet right now to SHOP.
BUY BUY BUY COLLECT COLLECT.
especially when well... NEVERMIND!
Oh how I enjoy buying HAIR products and make up online.
Currently I am wanting some NEW shoes.
SOME VANS.
maybe this weekend, and when I say "maybe" I MEAN THIS WEEKEND!
I will NOT order them online. thats too god damn slow.
I NEED INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
I do have some cool yellow sneakers but I want MAGENTA ones.
never satisfied. I am so unenlightened. sucks.
YOU SUCK TOO.
april fools.
and also I want a hamburger soon. with cheese.
and bacon and MAYBE more.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

corned beef and cabbage

P2053296HAPPY ST PATTYS DAY stranger.
my blog is not wearing green is it? I am sure there is some green somewhere on this bitch.
yeah you cant pinch a blog anyways.
slept in a green tank top last night so I would not get caught by a sneaky early riser leprechaun.
Unnecessary because I was already wearing green nail polish so I was safe.
and tonight I am safe too.
my eye is irritated and i have a horrible taste in my mouth but I will still do this even though i could be brushing my teeth
Against my better judgement,
I too check this blog for some reason and I am SO SICK of seeing the same nothing.
this will do for another month or so.
just kidding.
only had one glass of wine tonight and the allergies are acting up and thats fine because I can handle a little springtime sniffle if it means the weather is beach trip worthy.
TOok a walkrun today with my dogs and they could not keep up.
Oh yeah I also rode a razor scooter and the dogs had an even harder time with that pace.
maybe they were embarrassed, I was kind of embarrassed for myself. I was flying down this HILL! woo wee!
you should have seen!
see you next time.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

other peoples blogs.

P1293149I wore minnie mouse ears while cleaning my moms house for money.
That was fun and I need to do that again.
CLeaning other peoples homes can be FUN.
cleaning is just FUN and relaxing isn't it?
moving around with a purpose is generally nice.
PLUS! I have been keeping my car all nice and clean smelling.
Even bought some of those amazing yellow vanillaroma trees.
changed my life.
Being so responsible.
walking the dogs and checking the mail.

Friday, February 12, 2010

nothing on you

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LET me tell you why 7$ glitter nail polish with stars mixed in is a BAD idea and WHY you should never ever buy 7$ glitter nail polish with stars mixed in it
all that will happen is THIS:
-THE stars will fall off and EVEN get caught on fabrics and MAYBE scratch your face
-the stars won't come out of the bottle easily OR brush on your nail easily
-you will hate the way your nails look
-you will loathe yourself

Made plans to deep clean the inside of my car but looks like I am sidetracked.
I hate my hair and I am thinking about bangin it up. ya know!
I am not sure if I should.
Something PROFESSIONALLY should be done.
why I am so afraid of bangs?
I wish more cool people with like kind hearts read my blog more often and commented nice messages saying they would love to send me FREE gifts and samples.
thats not happening much.
big shocker.
sorry I want things.

I am going
going
gone.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

hold on.

P2013241P2013252so sick of myself today.
maybe I feeel lonely, and thats so annoying.
always longing for that unreachable something.
oh come now
there there
no no
today is just one of those odd ball days
but really everything is GREAT and WOW!
I am sick
so thats the reason and thats my excuse.
and MY gramma lives with me.
we have things to do today.
yes
why oh why?
but DAyquil really helps.
and the pants I am wearing ARE way too thin to wear out today.
its FREEZING in here!
some crazyyyy asss stormy weather is coming.
lets look forward to that.