here i am in all my glorious glory

i sprayed some perfume in my mouth on accident. but it was good cause the scent is gin and tonic. I smell good.
i am going out.

I SAY LIKE ON PURPOSE CAUSE ITS LIKE FUNNY TO ME

I must be crazy. a little crazy. I think I am seriously nutts. I dont know what the heck is ever going on or why I do all that I do. I wonder who my friends are and i wonder who I Iove and obviously not myself. and sometimes I think I just dont like anyone. thats a scary black pit now isnt it.
OOOOOOHHHHH WHHHHHYYYYLOOOOORRRD?!!?!?! WHHHHHYY!!??
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ok last night MY dreams involved doin it with VINCE ANISTON OR wait i meen VAUGH. VINCE VAUGH and I did it.
and some other stuff was going on ummm.....in one area I was talking to my sister and like we were in a bar and we were like drunk and just like talking but sorta screaming at each other too. loud talking I guess cause the bar was hectic. she probably did not even understand what I was saying. I think we were talking about blogging.
I have screamed at her in reality.
but what really IS REALITY!?!?
huh?
I am so happy that I workout almost daily.
i think I would be hap[pier if I starting drinking daily too.

I have a party to plan and I am almost freaking out about it.
how silly.
this is just silly.
silly business.

my posts are just sucking more and more and more and mreo and meor.
to me.

BUT PAUL IS SO PRECIOUS

i may go youtube crazy tonight.
or not.
who knows what i will do?

DEAR YOU,

On the way to LA I was trying to kick some coool shots. It felt impossible. I need to go down to LA all by meself soon. just so I can like take it easy and do things my WAY. the best way.
i sorta know how to get around down there. plus I have my navigation system thing.
I went to my local mall today and ran through cause I hate it.
I hate how people stop you now and ask you to try their smelly fucking lotion and crap.
no not today and not EVER.
I did buy some underwear and an overpriced blue bra thats sorta too tight.
the girl behind the counter told me she like that color and wished she had the eyes to match and she had HUGE BOOBS.
I need a pepsi.
guess what?
I have to go to fuckfartwalmart!
i am sorry folks but I HATE that shit store but I need a BATMAN cake and they just better PULLL THROUGH!
I know a lot of people like walmart and shop there daily but I do not.
and everytime I happen to end up in a walmart I remember why I HEART TARGET.
love,kathryn

get over yourself and become more like me

I guess I am gonna go buy some new bras and underwear today.
maybe a new skirt.
maybe I will eat somewhere that serves smoothies.
maybe.
I need to order a batman cake too.
where can I find one of those?
do you think my inlaws will smell pot if I smoke some in my closet?
probably.
plus I feel like if i was high I may cry like a baby girl.

no match

I ate an E N O R M O U S hamburger tonight.
i still cant believe I finished it.

ok my inlaws are here.
the airport made me feel the crazies
lots of different languages going on at once and many strange smells.
there was this horrid FISH SMELL floating around the baggage area.
it was foul. I wanted to really complain but thought it would be easier if i just kept stupid my mouth shut.
and so many people act like they are just sooooo amazing and important.
talking about the coffee bean around the corner and shit.
shut up smellyhippyFREAKI!
I dont even know who i am talking about or who I am talking to.
I am just saying that there are a lot of rich wannabe people in airports acting all snotty and important.
but maybe they are amazing and important.
traveling for business, pleasure, or both.
id rather just stay home.
well, I would like to lay on a beach in TAHITI.
so thats some more lying coming out of me.
you really can not believe a word that I say.
wait.....


why the FUCK AM I BLOGGING!?!?
i should be meditating or something amazing like that.

I might as well

ok. this is like the longest day in history.
its seems like it will never end.
just keeps going and going and going.
A big german dog scared the bejesus out of me about an hour ago.
it really did not look friendly at all.
I walked away slowly.
then I ran.

I swear, it will be completely platonic

I LOVE Clifford!

but what the heck is going on with MEl Gibson????
Poor guy. I feel bad for him.
and ya know I like was like on the set of lethal weapon 3. its true.
I like hung out and ate hot dogs and watched some scenes being shot.
I even argued with Mel Gibsons stunt double dude.
but now it just sounds like I am bragging.
i only brought it up cause its on the channel 2 news. talking about the big MEL GIBSON ARREST SCANDAL!!!!
its serious! didnt he like claim to be the new jesus or something?
I dont keep up with all that stuff.
DR PHIL just ended.
he was discussing BI-POLARISM. heavy stuff.

I will be in LA very soon.

** I edited this post like 2,000freakin times!

THE FLASHLIGHTS CUT THROUGH THE DARK

I want a sandwich. Someone should make me a sandwich.
I had the maids come today since me company is comings todays.
SO It was a strange crew and they did not know what the FUCK they were doing!
they set off alarms and walked around like dumb fat assholes.
only part of that is true. just the alarm part. not the FAT OR ASSHOLES part.
thats just me being the funny girl that I naturally am.
yeah
I almost worked out at the GYM FOR THREE HOURS today! almost.
I cussed the entire time.
"F" words and "S" words and "C" words.

OH HERE IS MY SANDWICH!

I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL or anything

I get to go to the AIRPORT TODAY!!!!!! going to LAX is not as exciting as it used to be back in the old days before the terrorists ruined the fun.
you used to be able to like GO IN the actually airport and eat in the places and drink in the bars and shop in the tiny shops. BUT NOW ALL YOU CAN DO IS LOOK AT THE BAGGAGE AREA. GAY. it used to be an adventure.
I wanna go INNNNNNN THE AIRPORT!!!! NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!
I cant ever have any fun!!!!
stupid 9/11 fucked it all up. oh and killed a bunch of people.
sad.
I am still very sleepy.