HOW FAR OUT?

THE POST BELOW THIS WAS AN ACCIDENTAL POST.
AN ERROR.
I was going to ADD a bunch of STUFF about HOW I LOVE SARA and how she is MOVING to some other stupid city
NOT TOO TOO far away BUT far enough to cause me be SAD about it.
ya know.
she is SINGLE and 22 years of age. an actress/pastry chef/ and MORE! and she owns FOUR boogie boards. 4!
she is also 5 feet 10 inches tall. WOWZER.
and veryvery flexible is she.
and she can hold her liquor something ridiculous.
ANYWAYS hoi pollois, I did hit publish.
NOT save. those two choices need to be spread apart a tad bit more. dont you agree?
what thefuck.
the universe is sooo trying to fuck with me, and its NOT FAIR. ALWAYS.
yeah.
SO i guess my whole ode to sara got fudged up with a single click.
you guys have NO idea how stressed my life has been lately.
you would kill yourself if you were me.
and that would not help anything.
all day yesterday I thought my gramma was kidnapped
this morning I FOUND her and she was OK.
and last night I had uncomfortable dreams.
thank god for reality and best friends.

THATS ME AND SARA AT A PARTY FULL OF POLICE OFFICER AND WE WERE DRUNK AND WE DID YOGA AND WE ATE

this hat fits me

is it dinner time yet?
yesterday we bought candy and nuts and milkshakes and burgers and stole some strawberry sodas.
and played games.
today is a chill back day. I went to the gym and did my shit and now I have my pajamas back on
after a shower OF COURSE.
infectious disease crawls all around that gym neighborhood.
people are sick, perverted and very very very bored.

I have watched you on the shore

I'm a nerd.

i just got really fucked up. just now.

just a second time

so far today i woke up thinking how I could do and be whatever I wanted
like if I wanted to sleep some more I could and if not no prob.
I could simply get up and GO
the choice was mine.
I slept a lil more then I got up and knocked some stuff off my night stand. the bowl I used for my ice cream and empty water bottles.
I did not even care.
so carefree.
THEN I turned on my coffee machine
THEN I took my lil helpless coco dog out so she could "hurry up"
looked to see if maybe possibly my butterfly and bee friends were visiting again.
but not today.
watered my flower pots.
one is dying.(I moved them from upstairs to down stairs and some seem to prefer upstairs. weelll excuuse me)
THEN I GUESS I did the usual agenda
at like 8:50 I departed. hit the road.
arrived at the gym!
did all that I had to do there in some SHORT SHORT SHORTS.
I dont know what I am thinking wearing the short short shorts
BUT its hot town summer in the city for me and my legs
I bought the shorts and I am wearing the shorts and YES I do think my legs look fat in the shorts...
and I have a GIGANTIC bruise on my left thigh that I wanna show off.
GIGANTIC and serious.
it happened while sliding down my waterslide when my dog thought she was going to save me from dying.
but lets focus on the today and the future todays.

cinnamon swirl

GOOD DAY PEOPLE!
isnt nature intoxicating?
i got all deep into the political world last night
visited BARACKOBAMAS cool website and JOHNMcCAINS lame website.
all the evidence is there.
mccains campaign is basically all about this:
YEAH EVERYTHING IS SUCKY ITS ONLY GONNA GET MORE AND MORE TERRIBLE. YOU AMERICANS ALL ARE FUCKED. SO WHAT? MCCAIN WAS A POW AND HE WONT CRY.
and if you dont vote for obama you will all be very sorry.
get smart.
and obamas mom is white.

its sticky

when I start to blog i feel like I am saying the same thing once again and its really dry.
blogging is not as gratifying for me as it used to be once upon a time in a world far far away in space.
its like what for?
don't know what I will do today.
I need some kind of treatment. a TREATMENT FOR MY MIND.
watermelon juice dripped down my front 10 minutes ago.
and maybe I am gonna go to a DODGER game and maybe I will record some videos of me and them.
but then again maybe not.
WHO CARES!?
and what do you suppose we are supposed to do?

its tank top in good weather

I am having a CRAPPY DAY because I skipped the gym and ate a cupcake.
I am a big loser
I have slews and slews of LOSER clothes laying around in piles to prove it.
nothing thats nice and comfortable to wear around the house.
nothing but a few things and plenty of uncomfortable things I am emotionally attached to
and THE RECYCLING of the cans and plastic water bottles is taking over my life and its making me HATE the universe.
i am so over you universe.
and ALSO I tried to do a billy blanks TAE BOE exercise DVD but quickly realized how fucking lame and pointless it was.
it was more depressing than looking through your old yearbooks and photo albums.

NO COMMENT

gotta love that energy

hot as fucking shit here in the desert.
I hope we have power outages.
NOT REALLLY BUT sorta.
it actually would be horrible.
everything would be RUINED and people would be upset and people would DIE.
I am cooking PORK tacos in the crock pot and that would so not benefit from a long time power outage.
and the blender would also be out of commish.
I LOVE YOU ELECTRICITY!
and water. and bees.
and whales.

salmon on toast

my lunch from the other day.
i love omega fatty acids!!!! i cant get enough.
or can i? can I get too much? one thing omega fatty acids do for us is help protect our skin from the harmful UV rays the sun beams down to earth.
and MANY MANY other wonderful things for the brain and heart.
we are floating away from the sun anyways so eventually we will be dead.
I cant decide on breakfast. oatmeal or cheerios? I am leaning towards cheerios cause oatmeal is too hot and its already one thousand degrees.
the strawberry angel food cake i was lusting after was delicious but left a funny after taste
it was SO worth it.
and now its all gone.
and now we are on a break.
today I am moving onto summer peach pie ice cream
my advise is: eat a lot of cake and ice cream. A lot.
midori sours are good too. drink those.

where'd you get your body from?

your momma?
i wonder cause I dont know.
my husband fixed my sink cause I fucked it all up with a handful of potato peels so I wanna give him a WOOT WOOT!
shout OUT!
THANKS!
potato peels are always a problem.
they look so harmless.
I ipromise I will never ever trust another potato peel again.
fuck potatos all together
totallly for reals
they suck and I am on strike.
just a bunch of carbs that i dont need and my life will continue without them.
but SOME carbs are a GOOOD.
you must intake SOME carbs.
and YOU must look deep into my eyes.
and you must mix it up every meow and then.