You ought to see me now

me and a friend went to pilates tonight
the room was as hot as a pre-heated pizza oven so I was sweating all over the fucking place and of course forced to think about this certain pear and blue cheese pizza I have been CRAVING! allday today.
stupid pizza.
why did I wear the long sleeves? thats the fucking question to ask here.
and uh this girl named "Princess" is getting on my nerves.
always crying.
why?
whats wrong? did your cat get run over by a volkswagon? worse?
your boyfriend?
you hate your job?
dont know what youre doing here?
pms?
talk to someone.
release the pressure.
just dont stand there and cry.
hopefully shes ok.
and Princess? are you fucking kidding me?
i once as a young child had a white kitten named Princess and I think I remember returning it DEAD to the shelter in a shoe box.
now thats sad.
and why did that HAVE to happen?
why does death have to happen?
I believe in a cure for death.
and I believe they already have a cure for CANCER and AIDS.
so lets talk about THAT.

everything is gonna be alright

in the shower yesterday around 11 AM my bottle of conditioner fell on my foot and blood poured out of my foot in two spots
and now I have bandaids on my boo boos.
FUN!
i thought for a sec that I was gonna need some stitches.
but I AM FINE.

a new game system

my lunar eclipse picture is really nice and very neat.
I had a good view.
and THEN two big wolves pretty much attacked my YARD the very next moment.
i was like AHHHh ShHIIT! MY BABY! MY DOGS! MY LIFE! THE END!
and then they ran away into the cold night just as fast as they came.
i am so fucking tired right now.
this week a show is gonna be on primetime television called THE ART OF COMPLAINING and I need to watch that, because sometimes when I complain I sound like a whiny baby and thats not getting the point across.

there are some cherry sandals that I NEED NEED NEED AND WANT.
so bad. fucking bad. YOU KNOW THE FEELING. its the feeling that they need me too.
the sandals want me.
and the soybeans
I love soybeans.
I hate sex offenders.

do you know how to play musical chairs?

this ball looks ready for a lifetime of good times

with someone, 

not me

some other person.

some OTHER FUCKING IDIIOT WHO LIKES BRIGHT PINK BALLS.

i would buy it for 6.99. maybe. 

dont forget to buy me something nice

yesterday tha scale at the gym was alllll WRONG.
it was funny. and today a lady fell down.
people at the gym act like asshole retards mostly.
but thats not the point.
I need to be leaving my house right now. I am always on the GO.
i really reallly really wish I had a bike.
please lord let me have a bike.
do your like the looks of that salad up tthere?
I love that salad.
salmon skin salad.
ITS THE SHIT.
did you wathc the grammmys?
I DID and I ENJOYED IT
AMY WINEHOUSE was BAD AS FUCK and thats GOOD> she makes me wanna smoke some CrAcK.
I LOVE HER and KANYE WEST was her boyfriend.
they both made me cry.
talent and tragedy make me cry.
gootta go I am selling Valentines DAy Grams in a cafeteria.
BYE!

I made some swedish pancakes this morning

i lost my camera and my green coat with the maroon satin lining .
:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually believe it was STOLEN OUT OF MY CAR IN A BANK PARKINGLOT! on wednesday afternoon. or wAS it Thursday?
and the camera was IN the pocket. SO I THINK.
but on the PLUS side the weather is gorgeous and my house is wonderfulllly CLEAN.
just had some raspberry yogurt. I used a plastic spoon and it had a jagged edge and now my lip is wounded!
WHAT ELSE!!? GOD!
HEY! no SODA SO FAR ALLLLL YEAR LONG! and its FEBUARY!!!
and p.s. I am using my old camera and I LIKE IT better.

QUALITY ASSURANCE

i feel cranky and I keep hearing strange noises.
I purchased the latest jack johnson cd and so far its good
but for some wacky reason i cant hear it now
I hear a helicopter and some traffic.
but whatever i am eating the best organic lowfat yogurt
lemon twist
its good good gooooooooood.
pick some up at your local trader joes ;)
ALL the flavors are good.
very very creamy and unbelievably smoooth.
and never annoying.

sweet reunion

that mirror is fucking disgusting. what kind of pig am I?
things like that are stupid and get all dirty all fast.
you clean something and the next minute its sitting there with more dirt and germs again.
fuck you germs!
i voted FOR HILLIARY LAST NIGHT. i mean HILLARY.
BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN>
I dont really like her with all my heart but I voted for her anyways for the fun.
and that other guy is cool too and thats who my son is supporting.
it was really stupid becos I went to vote at the school within very close walkingdistance and they ended up saying some words like OH YOU DONT VOTE HERE YOU VOTE OVER THERE
and so I was like WELL I AM VOTING HERE SO YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT ALL TAKE PLACE and she was like o.k no problem sign here and here and go vote over there in that cubby.
voting is a very special ADULT type thing which I am VERY happy to be a part of.
I am AFTER ALL A GROWN UP WOMAN.
and dudes I totlallllly got pissed off in a pharmacy yester day and created what somemight perhaps call a "SCENE" but like hey bitch it was totallly understandable and
but what was I really gonna say?
i never know what is gonna happen next.
do I still have time to shower?
it'd be cuttin it close.
i will just wash my face
and take a shower LATER SOMETIME.