I Have Just ABOUT HAD ENOUGH!

I am just not sure what to expect next.

I am happy January is almost over with.

and I am happy that I have slacked off on my Sweethearts consumption today.

But I seem to have moved on to red, pink, and white M&M's.

That hardly seems like an acomplishment.



but whatever.

My Jaw May Be Damaged

I can not stop eating Sweethearts.
I think in both of these pictures I actually have one in my mouth.


They are so good. And all the silly things they say:
Go Girl
Fax me
So Fine
It's Love
Get Real
Love Life
Lover Boy
All Star
Call Home
Miss You

Those are just some of my favorites.
Inspirational really.
for me.

and hey
LOOK AT ALL THESE BRAS!!!


whoa.

What is the point, really?

Eating lunch by my selfish little self is COOL!
Eating lunch by myself in a cafe where there is internet access is even COOLER!
Blogging about it is the COOLEST!
There are four other people going solo. But I am the only one with a computer.
HA!
I have two books with me too.
this is one of them.

I plan on sitting in my booth for OH ABOUT an hour!

We Were Off the WALL!

Extra Ordinary

I hate HARD Sweethearts.

I hate that I have eaten1000 HARD Sweethearts today.

I hate that computer robot people call my house 1,000 times a day.

I hate that I have like 5 cell phones hanging around my house.

I hate when I am sitting quiet in a room and a cell phone rings and it makes me jump.

ok so....





I was in the grocery store today and this lady that works there was all screaming "OH MARY WON THE LOTTERY!! MARY WON 54 MILLION DOLLARS!! MARY QUIT!! MARY IN THE DELI MARY!! MARY WAS CRYING!! MARY WON THE LOTTERY!!!" and the whole front of the store was all "MARY? WHO IS MARY? SHE WON? 54 MILLION?MARY!!?? MARY IN THE DELI??!!"

GOD it pissed ME OFF! I was all screaming internally "SHUT UP ABOUT MARY! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT MARY?!!? NOT ME!! and I bet MARY does NOT appreciate you YELLING ABOUT HER FINANCES to the intire front half of the grocery store!!" But so yeah.

BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Go here.
This lady is pretty amazing. I have her link on my sidebar thingy but she updated today and so...um...yeah.
Enjoy.

Caught Red Handed

I stole a box of candy today.
It had 4 pieces of chocolate inside.
I ate 2 and my accomplice ate the other two.
Sometimes I do that just steal just cause I can.
At first I got scared and chickened out. But then I JUST DID IT.
and wow it was exilerating.
I actually left the candy box in the store so I guess technically its not "stealing".
But the contents inside the candy box WAS consumed.
So I dont know. You decide.
Thankfully I did go to church today so it's all even in the end.
I guess.

Let There Be Peace FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

I took a sleeping pill and I feel the effects kicking in right about now.

I only left my house twice today. Once to get the mail which I never ever do usually but I have been expecting a present to arrive which it did! and the other time i left was to go to the supermarket (aka grocery store) and when I arrived I realized that I did not bring my purse. So I just went back home. Forget it. I did not really wanna go in there anyways. I don't even know what I was gonna buy.
and no Thai food or beer for me. Forget that too.
ok I am done with today.
Wish me sweet dreams.

Just So You Know, and I Know

Is it possible to sleep all day?
I am gonna try.
Tonight I think I would like to eat some THAI food and some sort of THAI beer.
I would see a movie too but there is no movie that I am caring about.
I wish this town had a drive inn. NOW that would be FUN!
I should buy a large piece of land and open one up.

So did you know that abortion is going to be illegal again soon?
seriously.

It took awhile