I AM A MONSTER!!!!

I never drink coffee anymore. Coffee makes my pee smell funny and strong.
I wonder if that happens to everyone. I have been drinking a lot of tea instead.
with milk and sugar. I am English.
I got drunk AGAIN last night. A drank a Zombie.
turns all your big problems into little ones.
then I watched 2001 a space odyssey.
that movie makes me really sleepy. but I felt rude if I closed my eyes.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I would ask "can I close my eyes now?" in my little girl voice when I got sleepy.
THAT IS SOOOO CUTE!! I AM SOOOO CUTE!!