no day like today but that was a few days ago

help! I am and have been busy ruining my life.
yesterday i tore some vertical blinds down in a fit of rage and my kitchen has a new feel to it today.
superstitions are real but you should not let it control your life.
i hate every area of the government. I dont thnk I will bother voting again.
also i wish i didnt need a car. cause in this town I need a car. I hate this town.
WELCOME HOME JANET:) we are gonna hang out. seee a movie and watch a ball game.
for those of you here who hang on my every word i am sorry I dont feel like blogging as much anymore.
all I ever feel like doing all the time is doing whatever the fuck I want with what all that I have to do, and read my horoscope.
that sentence makes sense.
and I will TRY to post again soon for those of you that care.
thats nice.

PROGRESS

.
things dont have to be great or very nice.
indiana jones movietime for me today, and other fun activities like
spraying miracle grow plant food all over the fucking place. last time I treid to do something along those lines a HUGE EXPLOSION HAPPENED IN MY FACE AND I tHHOUGHT I WAS DEAD.
BUT NO.
its just that
my roses seem to be sick.
and my lower back hurts. whats the problem?
do you like to pretend it will just go away?
me too.

but things dont happen the same way twice
I learned that lil bit of wisdom from The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
that movie is about religion and acid.

bleeding and fading

will you try to imagine the scene?
yesterday around 9:15 AM
Me carrying two snow cones. one was grape/strawberry and the other was tigers blood/kiwi. (tigers blood is a mixture of berry flavors and coconut.YUM)
some very colorful shaved ice.
I wanted my picture taken w these snow cones but oh weell too bad cos
I am the only one who takes the pictures and I did not have a free hand to do so.
it was a summer time situation.
god its hot.
i think today around 2:30 PM I will swim.
i have a new raft sitting in its box just waiting for the summer season to be kicked off.
my stomach needs some color.
my kitchen table is covered in cleaning products that I bought yesterday.
lots of lavender scented things so that means that all the packaging is PURPLE.
CLEANING IS FUN.
and i am sooo ready to go to the ZOO.
the LA zoo is pretty nice.
i am gonna do my duties and clean my kitchen floor now.
the other night I splashed peach juiice all over the fucking stupid place and its now sticky and gross.
you go on with what you normally do on a Sunday
episode after episode of the three stooges and THe Munsters.

and oh yeah YESTERDAY I witnessed a chubby lady going to the bathroom in some bushes on a pretty busy avenue.
whats her problem?
drunk.

my blood pressure high.

YEAH. how can I make money from this blog? thats what would be cool.
checks in my mailbox.
ok what happened with my traffic court thinga majIG is THIS:
NOV 6th i turned right into a cross walk in a school zone while a crossing guard was stll holding up the STOP sign.
NO BODY was going to be HURT NO ONE was NEAR my car. AT ALL>
anyway
I got busted by a motorcycle policeman and when he asked for proof of insurance I handed him an EXPIRED insurance card.
lets all die over it and go shit our pants why dont we?
OH FUCKING WELL> I hadn't switched it out with the new one yet. LIFE IS HECTIC SIR.
so he writes me up 4 no insurance as well as the other mishap.
SO I get the ticket in mail and its LIKE ONE THOUSAND STINKING DOLLARS$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!holyhell!@!#@%$#%$@
yeah.
so I go into court to show proof of being insured so my fine would only then be $132
so I go in to do that and turns out the piece of paper I brought along was not satisfactory enough for the commissioner.
the paper only had the name TIMOTHY on it.
so the nice commissioner postponed my court date.
cool right?
so I go in for the next date with a piece of paper that says MY stupid name
thnking everything would be handled and done with.
but no this time the commissioner was not fully pleased with dates on them
so the commissioner did not fulllllly reduce my fine. he only reduced it.
yippy! now my fine is only SIX HUNDRED$$$$!!!!! FUCK! YOU!
so I leave the courtroom feeling sad and perplexed.
holding back tears because crying in public really isnt my gig.
pulled it together and walked over to the sweet young lady at the TRAFFIC WINDOW to EXPLAIN TO HER THAT I DID HAVE INSURANCE WHEN I GOT THE FUCKING TICKET BUT NOW I HAVE A NEW POLICY WITH DIFFERENT DATES! AND WHO CARES!?
and she sets up ANOTHER DATE FOR ME TO COME BACK. TUESDAY MAY 13.
SO I GO BACK THROUGH THE ENTIRE COURT PROCESS YET FUCKING AGAIN
TURNS OUT ITS SOME "TEMPORARY JUDGE" RUNNING THE COURTROOM CIRCUS ACT
OBVIOUSLY A NEWBIE
i get up to the microphone AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE FUCKES IT ALL UP.
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING AT ME "WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?" and "THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE JANUARY" and "YOUVE HAD YOUR CHANCE!"
it was so very upsetting.
I had my proof right there in my hand. if only the temp judge would have looked at it and made a RULING.
if only.
all I can do now is appeal everything.
typing this was draining and now I am hungry.
rigamarole.

appreciate the teacher week

here I am again.
listening to Madonna.
i think Madonna and I would get along.
its funny when people tell me that they see me around town.
its like everyone is everywhere all the time.
like GOd.
we are god.
you and me ALL GOD>ALL THE TIME.
thats my saying.
but this town is not very big.
i was kinda mad this morning at my backpack. I need a fucking basket. I dont get why I cant just buy one from a store in town.
somtimes I thnk buying stuff online stinks. I rather just go into a store and buy and use RIGHT AWAY.
but I need to order a basket.
i could be doing it right now but I am typing up this dull bullshit.
and dmnafuckingshit i have sooo much to do.
why bother complaining?
we all have these things to do. countertops to wipe and labels to print.
whats the purpose of that?
I think I am buying a TREE for my front yard today and that is going to make it all better. like a band-aid.
i didn't realize that for 60 dollars I could buy a tree, I thought it would be like 1,000 dollars.
maybe i should go pay some bills.
I JUST HEARD A NOISE.
its probably the wind blowing down my house.

my mascara looks bad, FROM THE CRYING.

WELLFUCKINGSHIT! my day is NOT going well at all.
I totally called it.
I even forgot to turn on the radio.
let me go do that.
oh wonderful no music just commercials.
luckily I will be leaving my house soon but before I do go I need to do something about my face.
I do think that the day will get better I guess it all depends on the weather.
i had to go to traffic court today and it went really badly and I have to APPEAL SOME BULLSHIT!
I HATE YOU.
why lord why?
my friend was in a car accident too! some fucking drunk driver rear ended her very nice BMW. it's totaled.
I am feeling so sad.
for what?
for everything.
I GUESS it could always be worse and thats scary.

i feel like such a loser when I blog

the wind is really windy today.
whats up with that?!
and in case you missed it there was all this confusing talk about giving up coffee going on earlier today and thats just not something I am interested in doing at this point of my life
but yes there are some things I could stand to cut out
like things.
oh hey friends!
I got a new camera
thats WATERPROOF> !!
so lets look forward to that together.
are these the best days of our life?
tomorrow cant come and go soon enough.
or was that today?
tomorrow.
i hope tomorrow doesnt suck.
today is fine.

ivahaditwithyourmouth

not to mention the honey bees becoming extinct but what are we going to do with no bees? no flowers. no HONEY!
what will all the winnie pooh bears do?
it wont be good people.
so lets fix that STAT.
and oh man am I receiving a sharp shooting pain in my right wrist
one I have never experienced before
i wonder if it has to do with all that bumpy terrain.
oh the consequences of life.
and oh looky here now already the pain has diminished.
isnt that AMAZINGLY PROFOUND?
i am watching wife swap.
I could never sign up for that show.
never ever.

XRAY MAN

LAST WEEK or so my friend made me some chocolate truffles that were pretty and delightful.
the same friend that makes the cupcakes, she is always giving out treats but she is not a slut.hi sarah.
i do not think she reads my blog but maybe.
anyways,
i have something in my throat and its really fucked up and annoying.
I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP OVER IT.
todays good.
what starts good will end good usually.

KEEP IT

there is me looking cute in a field a few weeks ago. my eyes are squinted and my face is round,
just thought i should show you.
never can there be too many pictures of me around here.!
already rode my bike like a HUNDRED miles today and did PILATES!
yeah you better start doing that because thats the only fucking way to get that solid slim sexy CORE.
you can achieve it.
all my friends do it.
soon everyone will be as advanced as I.
a new salad joint opened up around the corners and I am going to go check it out for a 2nd time.
the first time I had to get crazy iwth a BITCH cause she wanted to take my tray away.
bitch got all ridiculous about it.
fucking bogus.
dont take your job so seriously. relax. rules can be broken.

oh and happy cinco mayo.

its monday

dont let the pigfuckers get you down

COCO CHEWS ON MY FUCKING CARPET AND I HATE THAT BULLSHIT!

i get like 38 hits a day these days.
how exclusive are you?
i have things to do around my house.
my husbands bike tire got a stupidjerk Flat this morning on our way to the grand ole gym so we had to DRIVE.!
damn the luck and crummybuttons.
the good side is that we made it to school and back
and he is fixing it now and well what the fuck can you do?
earlier I said "THE DAY IS RUINED!" and i felt so silly saying that but it was just my natural reaction.
but it was just a joke just a moment in time just a funny show
and I KEPT forgetting shit this morning.
I made us turn around twice before we got on the road.
first I forgot this and then I forgot that,
sHEEsh.
but it turned out good kept us close to the house and not almost there or something with a FLAT.
THAT would have been the shit.
and well
actually it turned out bad.
NOTHING WORKS THE WAY ITS SUPPOSE TO.
oh and you people driving your SUVS are so gonna be fucked here in a little bit.
gas is gonna get us.
DEVILS BLOOD I SAY.
its may day.