ASAP

Today was like a crazy mess of unexpectedness. In a nutshell I was like huh?? Then oh Ok. That's good for me. And then whatever. 

Went to the fun gym in the evening. Then the grocery store! The girl scouts are still trying to get my business and i feel

Like I'm about to just GIVE IN! Thin mints!   Should I!? No. 

This was me today. Allllllll ready to go. Alllllll dolled up. 

Mexican food from Saturday night was juSt ok. Didn't like knock my socks off or anything. I should tell yelp. Yelp is a fun thing I enjoy using. You can stalk me there. 

New gym shoes in the wood chips. This picture doesn't capture their energy the way I would like. They are awesome. Brooks. They make me bounce. Put a boing into my step. We all need some extra BOING! 

This is my good friends oven. I'm infatuated w it. It's blueness. It's vintageness. It's a serious work of art. She is a lucky girl and deserves it. She's a true friend. Not like the other fake "friends" I have encountered in my past. She's known me since I was 12.  

I look cute in this outfit so I could not resist. 

My good friend and I in front of her stove. I have my hand on my hip. Guess I'm posing? Haha I shouldn't bother w that. Unnecessary.

Anyhohum.

God bless us both. 

You toozzzz. 

Onward and Upward

I just don't have time for this. 

With Life Happening 24/7. 

Allday!

It's beautiful. Glorious even. 

Today was GYM then LIBRARY then LUNCH then WALK TO PARK then PLAY then WALK HOME! Uphill! I had to shower afterwards cause the hill is a major bitch and my body was drippng wet w sweat! Wooooweee 

Gorgeous day though! 

Oh yeah I really really really need to clean out my car tomorrow! 

And fold laundry! I'll be all proud and cool with my laundry situation then kaboom laundry all over the place! Mountains! 

Kite flying is a way cooler activity than laundry! But it's not a necessary thing now is it. can't be all, " oh Man I really need to go fly my kite today!" But maybe it should be a need. Laundry you can just wait! I neeeeeeeds to go fly my kite! Get off my back!

Oh yeah COCO died! The nerve! How dare she!? Seriously! We loved her. Yes yes she may have pissed me off a few times. But still. That's love. I put up w her annoying tendencies. She died in my arms as I told her how much she was loved and that she was a good girl. We had fun with her. She was a happy dog.

Oh life. Why must it hurt so?

It's okay. 

Pets die. People die. Plants die. Planets die. Relationships die. Phones die. 

Everything expires. 

Except true love. 

It did happen out of the blue. She was overweight. :( so I'm guessing it was her tiny heart. Couldn't fight the fight anymore. 

I can handle it. So far. We can deal. We all deal in our own way. Learn and absorb the emotions we have. Learn to adjust. To move forward with a HAHAHA. 

Hooked on PEZ!

Happy year of the HORSE to you. 

Broncos lost. Big bummer dude but the rest of today was totally tubular. Sunday brunch was delicious and FREE w family n friends. (I have both) 

 I purchased some overpriced tea to celebrate the free brunch, a special white pearl tea that magical opens up while steeping. Tea talk w katfran. I could go on and on and spend thousands on tea and tea accessories. Pots and what not. 

I made a cool nacho bar today but ate too much bean dip beforehand to really get down on it. Whatevsss. 

A WHALE OF A TALE

The blogger ap is crap! No wonder blogging is dead. 

Anyways, 

I'm addicted to detox bathing. I need help. No I just need a huge barrel of epsom salt. I guess a pool supply store? I've been sleeping like a happy dead person. 

My family and I enjoyed ourselves on a boating adventure. Peaceful and breathtakingly gorgeous. Not to mention exciting! W pirate ships and canon blasts. Can't wait till we go out again. The weather was brilliant, the water was clear and smooth. Thanks be to GOD. Serious. Then we ate pizza. Well, I had a salad. 

I'm so tired. Must drink my cherry juice and sleep. 

Bring it!

Whoa momma!

I totally need this detox happening in my life! Thankfully it is a thing I am starting tomorrow morning. Goty little tea ball thingy ready and errything' ready set go! 14 day detox! I've never participated in a detox. So it's about darn time! Do you feel my enthusiasm!!?? No more fatty foods like ice cream, fries n pies for me. For awhile. I really just let loosey goosey in December! It was funsies! A party! but now it's really not fun n e more! I just feel fat. Gah! Ha! Party over go home fatty youre fat. 

These pictures capture my hair in a beautiful way. New Year's Eve photo op. Who cares if my face is all whitened out. 

I like bunnies and I wonder what it would be like to own one. Do they just hop around your house? Would my dog mistake it for a chew toy and destroy the poor thing?? Do they stink? 

I am hoping the world has a good 2014. I for one have always found that even numbered years are the most radical!  Yeah , I prefer even numbered years so I can already feel the benefits. 

I think I'm gonna eat a street taco before my cleanse begins! Right now after a nice shower. Then I'll chill w a few games of candy crush. I'm addicted to candy crush. It's the dumbest. 

I'm always looking for awesome lotions that are easy to travel with. I like lotions in tubs. Like body butters. Just a random fact about my current self, Lotions: it's on the brain. 

Anyhoot! 

I'm going to re read a few books this year. Books I read in my early 20's that I can't remember at all. My early 20's seems like a lifetime ago.  Now im in my early 30's approaching my late 30's, so awesome. Growing. 

Still blogging. Are you still reading? 

Fuck you bitch we don't care what you say

Anyways things worked out.

And thats my life! Inside joke w myself.

Confusing but Santa works in mysterious ways just as GOD does and things are all good. Homie. 

Only going to get better. 

Madonna is so awesome that it kills

Me! I feel close to her. Like I could be her. I am her. 

Sweet dreams and coffee to ya. 

my faith has been rewarded

Thanks a lot! For nothing!

Stressed! Desserts!

Delicious. Fudge is like too good, and if it's around I will eat it alllllll day.  

Nobody deserves anything. 

How happy would you say you are? Snowman happy? 

So a very important online order I made was seriously fudged up. I'm pretty upset about the whole thing. What can I do? Drink alcohol.? 

Not my fault and nothing I can do but wait. So annoying and rude. Costumer service doesn't exist these days. People don't care about their jobs or other people.  So end it quick. Call it a day and give peace.

Lying liars. 

I'll workout something. No choice but to move the f on. Figure out a new plan. 

A dead and mauled rabbit was in my driveway today. Stinky and gross. But cool! My guess is a hawk dropped it by accident.

Merry Christmas! To me! 

I consider it goodie good luck. 

It's all good luck to me🌠🔮. 

Tomorrow will be nice. Everyday is nice because I have love and God in my heart. 

Hope you have the same. Peace be with you. 

God Bless You

So beautiful. Added a lil more decorations to the tree since this photo was snapped! So fun! 

Rearranged the living room and now I feel at home. It was all wrong and now it's all right. Grateful for that. 

Buying a loaf of garlic sourdough bread was an impulse buy! Thankfully I have only 3 pieces left! I can't control myself! SourdoughToast! Toast toast! W butter! Heaven in my mouth! Heaven in my tummy! I read that sourdough is actually the best of the breads. Healthwise. Yesterday I think it's the only thing I ate. 

That's what I want santa to bring me. Especially after all the bread I've been eating! Ha! Stupid carbs.  

Whatever right!? 

Today is Friday the thirteenth! Lucky day! 

This weekend is gonna be cool cause I'm cool. 

But you already knew that.

Some 18 year olds think I'm too cool for their lame crybaby vines so they blocked me! Can you believe that!? Good riddance I say! Pathetic narcistic brats.

Eat it. Fool.

the one you won't forget

Currently watching the AMAs. Nervously. Never know nowadays what will pop up on these award shows to make me feel uncomfortable to be a human being living in America! Do you get me? Or the show will just make me feel OLD n out of touch! Like a granny.

Cool walmart coat! Huh!? Children's section! A diamond in the rough. Priced at $28. I didn't purchase this cause I have other priorities! Like diapers, Poptarts and vodka. Ha! But luckily a really cool friend of mine says they have a houndstooth coat adult size small that I can have!!! Score! Can't wait to show you! 

Anywho. 

FYI Cherry juice is so good for you! I've been drinking some before bed, sometimes w a splash of vodka! For sleep purposes! Yea. 

Hey look! It's my batty HALF sister and I in a grocery store a few weeks ago after our gym experience. During this photo I was having a blast of killer menstrual cramps along w a calf cramp! Double whammy! You can tell I'm in pain by the way I'm bent over the cart like a haggardly old maid.  Cause usually I have superior posture! I swearsies. Plus I'm actually pushing more than a cart. I was pushing a RV!

U wouldn't understand.  

This weekend was a rollercoaster ride. 

Today was better than yesterday.

Today I made chicken enchiladas. 

Can't wait for tomorrow! 

I should bake cookies. 

JT is performing now.

He deserves my 100. 

Didn't I Tell You?

I very deeply cut my right thumb the other night, and it took forever to stop the bleeding. I was like oh noooo!! Help!! But I was the only adult in the house therefore I had to help myself. The nerve. It's still a pain. It's deep! A deep deep wound. I do a lot of shit w my right thumb. Even now I'm using it! It's healing. Everything heals: most things. 

Oy vey! 

I'm trying my best. 

Watching Seinfeld makes me realize that 

I miss the 90's.

Shit was diff then. 

2013??? It's like yea we r doomed. 

All we can do now is pray. 

And trust me I do. 

I

Need

To

Sleep. 

The "a" in "always" has like a halo like theAnaheim Angels baseball team. The toddler in my life added that and he is a hardcore Dodgers fan still having a hard time accepting that they lost. So your guess is as good as mine. He is my angel though. 

Art. Color. 

Doc.