Tuesday, January 26, 2010

conversation worth having when bored

P1222997does this sweater make me look fat?When my horoscope urges that I should ask other people for money I do.
Inspirational.
You too should let the stars inspire.
My fingernails always grow so very nice, long and strong so when one breaks it can turn into a real problem.
You wouldn't understand and as usual I don't feel like explaining.
i guess i use my nails to type
making this typing thing challenging.
nails are kinda gross. and hair?
no?
and teeth.
can one over brush their teeth? never
or drink too much tea? yes
and does green tea give you bad breath?
i really don't believe so.
anyone know how to siphon gas?
I do know how
I just wanna know if YOU know how...
and like magic some new comment programmy thingy appeared out of no where.
like poof.
anyone have anything to say about any of this?
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Friday, January 22, 2010

its spring soon.

breadkitchen
THAT orange blueberry bread i baked last weekend turned out nice.
i gave it away as a gift so I have been wanting to make one for my own home and when I did, i made it minus the blueberries and evidently minus the success.
tasted good but it was all stupid and stuck to the pan like an ass.
should have taken it out at the 45.
it happens.
this weekend I will bake more.
the rain is coming and going more so going and its a beautiful refreshing day outside.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

bi polar.

no Laker game today so the party I had planned inside my head for tonight is cancelled.
hate that so much.
wasn't really feeling the taco thing tonights so I am going with meatballs and speg.
Todays weather is rainy than sunny and rainy then sunny then rainy then sunny with a rainbow?

Friday, January 15, 2010

this blog is stupid anyways

P8291801 Obviously obvious that was summertime because I am wearing a bathing suit under that bathing suit cover.
and I think I am thinner today.
Oh summer where are you? why cant I find you? see you soon?
SUmmer will not/can't answer me here on this blog becausenow for some reason comments cost money!
comments are messed up.
its just silly and unnecessary.
I struggle to even remember when haloscan first came into my blogs life.
so goodbye haloscan. you never did anything for me.
and maybe i never even liked you.

my dogs have been really enjoying the daily walks.
Here in my neighborhood the weather has been really comfortable.
I am so lucky.
WE are so lucky.

one month till Valentines Day! fun.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

change

P1022936this hotel is cozy and nice but I feel like shit.
the left side of my brain hurts when I move or think.
stress? allergies? lack of the weed? who knows? who cares?
Lord of the Rings is on TNT right now.
Around dinnertime at the sushi boat buffet I saw a girl wearing the dumbest outfit! i should have taken a photo.
Like some sort of stupid fluffy purple prairie dress and her hair was in braids with some ugly bows.
She loooked like an idiot and made me all MAD!
maybe she was involved in a play but I doubt it.
she chose that outfit on purpose to make me upset.
The dress even had LACE on it. lace. really?! LACE!
and oh yeah don't let me forget the pantaloons.
freakin pantaloons with freaking knee highs and freakin lace.
also! this hotel has a juice BAR!
Goodnight, tomorrow is going to be a long one.

20ten is the end.

P1022941I am in NORTHERN CA! and it is foggy and wet. wow! IMAGINE THAT!
and now I am going to a thing.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

wut up

xmaseve
MERRY CHRISTMAS! wait that was yesterday.
and wasn't it fantasicK!? The candied yams did get left in the oven but candied yams are so Thanksgiving and hardly even xmas.
for some reason around 3 AM I tried them out and they were great.
i am a lucky girl. blessed maybe.
But I need to clean up now. where is that MAID!?
one thing a white bearded man told me this Christmas is that I should wear my bra less often because its healthier for my boobs.
NO oatmeal for me today since I had those candied yams.
tsso many great things.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

super fantastic stuff for you

nerdrope
that colorful and fun thing in my hand is A NERD ROPE!
Santa is gonna put a bunch of them in my stocking cause I am a good girl and I get what I want!
I will do it myself.
First I will paint my fingernails.
RED CARPET RED!
I am having Happy Holidays.
I wish I took more pictures.

Monday, November 30, 2009

just you and me and the others.

PB262862i just now remembered another DUMB thing someone asked me in the recent hours.
it was about my email address. I don't wanna share, jUST forget it.
it has to do with the 95 portion of the address. she asked if it was the year I was BORN!?
WHAT>! she mustve meant the YEAR I graduated? and the answer would still be no.
but I am confused. I am the one with the brain functioning problem. not the rest of the universe.
Not even sure why I brought that up right now.
the nice confused lady I speak of is maybe gonna help me get a job but apparently she thinks I am 14.
I come across as 14? maybe she is really silly stupid with math and years and maybe she was high.
we wont talk about it anymore. Its fine.
I am tired and have a toothache. its hysterical.
TOothaches make me feel close to my father. HOW weird is THAT?
I wont even begin to think about WHY and do alll that psychological problem solving.
MY tooth was being a dumbass a month or so ago and I got it handled like a good person who loved their mouth would do.
SO I THOUGHT
but since like Thanksgiving day something happened.
too much eating of goodness? how could it be happening again? all over again?
this post is filled with questions and riddles for us to solve. do YOu look close?
NO. not many visitors at this blog.
and dont confuse that with complaining.
back when my hits were up to 70 or so it was like too much commotion.
its better like this.
This has helped.
now its time for me to help.
Help my kitchen sink feel better.

Friday, November 27, 2009

every bubble bursts

PB222832This photo is not one I enjoy sharing but I am in a bubble and therefore I share.
The angle is all wrong so I don't like it and my mouth looks enormous but I am in a bubble so its hard not to smile hard.
plus Santa was watching me close that day.
That step thing I was standing on was VERY slippery. one wrong move and i could have lost it.
the crowd of people would have loved that.
I wont sit here and continue to nitpick.
Thanksgiving 2009 was a success.
some of the items enjoyed:
20 lbs Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Potatoes au Gratin w/ BACON!
cornbread stuffing
green bean casso
candied yams
whole berry cranberry sauce
deviled eggs
apple pie
pumpkin cookies
other stuff
made the entire dinner myself.
OUr lights are up and our Christmas tree has been trimmed. or what have you.
Gramma believes it to be too early. Why? I don't know.
On a sad note I have been a tinsy bit sick.
nothing to really hold me down.
but then again nothing usually does.
showertime now and then its on to the leftovers.