THANK YOU!!

Thank you Carrie!
My blog would be over the top lame without my background.
I don't even know where to start.

I have template anxiety.

Here is an AMAZING BLOG! I wish I could put things down into words as simply.

And remember my new favorite show! Well, I watched it last night. And let me just say IT FUCKED my brain UP!
I turned to Tim at one point and said that I couldn't continue to watch.
But I did.
Damaging my soul a little more.
I know I know it is JUST a silly T.V. show.
BUT NO!
It is raw human insanity.
It exists!
One of the little deranged "skits" involved the number 2 commiting suicide.
It was quite emotional.
Anyways the way she was going about it was all wrong but I won't go in to great details.
I will just say it was involving acid and other flesh eating chemicals.
Ok. So the number 2 somehow survived her attempt.
BUT! During her reconstructive surgery the doctor changed her from a 2 to a 0!!!
A ZERO!!!
wow.
pretty intense man.
pretty intense.

GOOD MORNING!

Drew and Roxie are best friends.



I woke up at 5 freaking 45AM! That is out of control.

I feel surprisingly good though.



is it bad that Drew is down stairs in the backyard by himself right now?

Yes.

It is.

I better go.

ooozing

Look at my talent.

Look at my
magnificent
doodle.

Try not to copy.



Anyways, two strange men were in my house today.

Men are seriously fools!

Tripping and spilling things all over the place.

SIT DOWN FOOL!

Be QUIET FOOL!

Main Entry: silly
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: absurd
Synonyms: asinine, balmy, brainless, childish, crazy, dippy, dizzy, empty, empty-headed, fatuous, featherbrained, flighty, foolhardy, foolish, frivolous, giddy, harebrained, idiotic, ignorant, illogical, immature, imprudent, inane, inappropriate, inconsistent, irrational, irresponsible, ludicrous, meaningless, muddle-headed, nitwitted, nonsensical, pointless, preposterous, puerile, ridiculous, senseless, simple, simple-minded, stupid, unintelligent, unreasonable, unwise, vacuous, wacked out, witless
Antonyms: rational, sensible


Someone I know calls me Silly.
I think I am offended.
Not cool MAN!
Not cool.

Sunday Morning

My son will be 3 two months from today.
Amazing.
And scary.
Especially since I wish I was 3!

But I am not.
I am 25.
I like 25. Sounds so official and serious.
But at the the same time that is exactly why I don't like 25.

I don't know what I like or what I want or what I am saying.
Lets just forget age all together and just sing.
Lets sing a They Might Be Giants song. Because they too ROCK MY SOCKS!!





Someday mother will die and I'll get the money
Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly,
You son of a bitch"
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I'll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."

See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome Dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

This is my new favorite show!
Thankfully I have MTV2. A lot of you poor souls do not.
Actually this show is wildly disturbing.
I am probably somehow even more damaged after seeing just two episodes.
But isn't being bad and "pushing the envelope" just so much fun!?
I think so too.
But this show SHOULD be taken off the air.
Seriously, at one point there was a letter J "giving head" to a number 8!
YES! You heard me right!
Imagine that!
A number and a letter!
IMMORAL!

LOOK AT ME!

Don't I look deliriously happy?!!?!
I am!
I really am.
Really, I am.

Anyways, peeps.
June has been lovely thus far.
Except for tonight, the wind is blowing hell all over this place.
Thankfully, I am inside and my walls seem to be strong.

Oasis has a new cd out.
I really like them.
They are a bunch of pricks though.
Lucky for them, I happen to be quiet fond of pricks!

SO.
I have puked out enough words for now.
Bye.
Bye.

I want some of this!